/heem/: andrade edition

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

>Joe Lauzon on the idea of crowdfunding to pay for travel expenses
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/crowdfunding-travel-expenses-joe-lauzon-explains-why-he-cant-recommend-it

>Trujillo out of UFC FN 94
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/abel-trujillo-injured-and-out-of-ufc-fight-night-94-bout-with-evan-dunham

>I-I didn't get rocked, I slipped on an ad
mmafighting.com/2016/9/5/12618448/tony-ferguson-says-slippery-metro-pcs-ad-caused-trouble-in-lando

Free fights:

Miocic vs Hunt
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Mickey Gall vs Gordon Ryan:
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Mickey Gall vs Ron Templeton
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Mickey Gall vs Mike Jackson
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Werdum vs Velasquez
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Schaub is God.

sage northcutt

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haha

CM Punk has a $3,000 set of speakers in his fucking gym! That dude has money!.

fake sport

>"hey, is your refrigerator running? haha bye"

>/asp/ is already planning to ride Sup Forums next Saturday night

I could heem every here.

one more thing:

Bring it yeh, nothing we haven't seen before

Absolute madman.

Leave Derrick Lewis to me.

This desu, they hop along every now and again but who even cares. It you get baited by them you have yourself to blame and gamethreads move so fast you'll barely notice their shit

Wow I looked at /asp/ and the entire board is WWE shit. I feel sad for all those airsofters and stonerplankers. They had a chill little comfy board and got ran out but the most pathetic fanbase of all time. The Sup Forums leadership is fucking stupid. They should have moved WWE to Sup Forums. They would have been forced to keep it to one thread over there.

I know theres a lot of /heem/ers that watch WWE. You should know that youre trash. No really, you'll never have real value as people.

get out Rasheed

Who the fuck is this DLC Diaz brother?

youtu.be/RqYSBRXsEJc

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Mickey Gall is a welterweight who is about to fight a former heavyweight champion from a different organization. Don't forget to buy the PPV
UFC 203: Gall vs. Punk - Anytime. Any Weight. Anywhere.

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Wait this dude has won NAGA?? Holy shit, Brooks is fucked.

what an odd body

>"Dey all doubt me Every one of yous doubt me"

>"DOUBT ME NOW"


based goobs

>CM Punk Billed weight 218 lb (99 kg)
Makes you think eh

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>you're a _____ warrior

what did he say, mexican?

>UFC 203
diaz/mcgregor fanboys are the worst

why does Diaz do the Stockton slap when it inflicts very little damage and leaves his defense open?

hmmmmm yeaahhh i wonder the same thing duddeee like whyyy would he doo it. like on a technical level like....just doesn't...like make sense you know??????

So he can pretend he's alright when I big shot lands on him

CM PUNK IS A LEGITIMATE COMPETITOR IN THE 170 LBS DIVISION WITH SERIOUS ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT POWER
A WIN OVER MICKEY GALL WOULD NOT ONLY MOVE HIM CLOSER TO THAT ELUSIVE TITLE SHOT, BUT ALSO CEMENT HIS LEGACY AS ONE OF THE GREATEST ATHLETES TO HAVE EVER LIVED.

HE FACES A GUY, IN MICKEY GALL, WHO FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT. HIS DOMINANT WIN OVER MIKE JACKSON SHOWCASED ELITE LEVEL STRIKING MATCHED WITH STRIKING THAT HAS ONLY IMPROVED UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF JEFF HONEY

>tfw 6'4'' purebred Anglo built like a brick shithouse and would HEEM every McGregor hater in this thread

I'm only a fanboy of the elder Diaz bro

"YOU'RE A LITTLE MEXICAN WARRIOR"

Yes thought the same, yesterday I saw raw for a few minutes, DAMN that it sucks, they doesn't even care anymore, they're literally not a sport.
too bad Hiroyuki preferred to bury old /asp/ those lads used to talk about real alternative sports. just by taking a quick look to /asp/'s 1st page, you know that it belongs to Sup Forums, or even /trash/

Because Diaz bros pull meme shit when they are losing

>miocic v hunt

Won't be watching that, for sure.

It's like you can actually see the memes leaving Conor's soul when Nate hits him

can't wait till Saturday so Dana can yell at me to buy the PPV

Lol you can actually see the smug look punched of Diaz's face

who would win in the Octagon, Joe or Dana?

youtube.com/watch?v=Yacwz6W0hYM

kek

KEK

"CM Punk is an athlete. He clearly works out."

Who's your boy /heem/?

I got Mike Perry

What are the origins of the term heem guys?

Heem
Everyone
Even
Me

Nate doesn't know you're supposed to follow up the stockton slap with some Richard Perez boxing

there is no definition for heem, it is purely an axiom

Heem
Everyone
Even
Me

Cruz, like most of /heem/
my 1-0 boy is Jack Hermansson

Big Schaub

Jesus, Mitrione just slays bulls

retired boys don't count

Dana has those blacksplosive roots

If Rogan trained full time for 4 months and was not drug tested could he beat Mickey Gall

see
This is a legitimate strike. It's more akin to a palm strike or open handed punch than a slap.

idk why rogan does test.

he looks like shit cuz he's a manlet so he just looks like a fucking tree stump, stocky as shit. he'll live longer with a more callen-esque body. and he won't have that ridiculously huge head

Did any of you know that Miesha has gypsy heritage? And we're not talking about only 10-15% .

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Fuck off, Callen

what the fuck

Based Schaub. Fucking saved.

I like CM Punk but I think he should have been made to fight in some UFC development leagues before going into the Octagon.

I know Dana likes his money but he's gonna get the shit beaten out of him hes no where near UFC level yet

How do you know? Is there such a thing as gypsy DNA?

How worked up are you UFC people gonna be when CM Punk out sells McGregor

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Brock couldn't even do it on a meme card, WWE is dying

is there even a slight chance those two are straight?

Man, what the fuck is this shit

WWE is growing each year and constantly outsells the UFC

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Fighter and the kid 3D

>Instead of cutting to 205 Brandon Scab is doing softcore gay porn

Well done Rogaine

Schaub isn't that big anymore, this was maybe a year ago

YEWLL DU NOFHING

see:

if I was a UFC fighter, I'd be the biggest draw in the game

because you'd fight me

cruz is the boyest of the boys, he is literally /heeem/ incarnate

Yeah that's right. I'm calling you out, Croatia.
You aren't half the man I am. I will finish you in half a round for the middleweight title at Heem FC 1. The easiest fight of my life buddy.

you're not a needle mover bro

middleweight huh? ur pretty big user...

this shit is funny as fuck

He's /r9k/ incarnate. Mike Perry is the real /heem/

>middleweight title

sorry boyo, I don't get out of bed for less than SuppaHeavyweight

>Andrade

>dan hardy thinking reem is smaller to be more economical and not usada

lmao

Oh you want some too? I can fight at any weight if I have an opponent.

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it would have to be at lightweight im afraid

>betraying our boy forever for a guy that really like the ladies
shame on u

jojo looks like the cool chick that will approach you at the party and offer to roll some E with you

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>schaub vs rumble

>listen to The Co-Main Event Podcast
>they are raving about how great Gus looked

wtf?

Upcoming events:

Stipe vs Overeem on Saturday
Poirier vs Johnson
Cyborg vs Lansberg
Lineker vs Dodson
Bisping vs Hendo

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>Fights:
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>Travis Browne vs Fabrcio Werdum

Already seen it so dont really care desu

And Mickey Gall vs Punk could be contender for meme fight of the year