NFL General: 2 more days

CAR:Panthers want to 'spread out' receiver snaps
MIA:DeVante Parker sits another practice Tuesday
NE:Patriots acquire CB Rowe for OG Kline, pick
MIN:Treadwell listed behind Johnson on depth chart
HOU:J.J. Watt (back) will be active for Sunday
NYG:Rashad Jennings could get more goal-line work
TB:Seferian-Jenkins listed as second-teamer
MIN:Shaun Hill listed as starter on depth chart
DAL:Jerry Jones confirms Romo won't go on IR
GB:Unlikely Jordy plays full slate of snaps?
PHI:Carson Wentz knew he 'was ready' to start
MIN:Bridgewater scheduled for surgery Thursday

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First for Bengals winning the Owl

They look like they both appreciate women's company desu

First for the Sup Forums Pickems are dead

nth for Jags playoff birth

Not if the 49ers make it. 0-2 against them.

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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3h3 hours ago
New Eagles' OL Josh Kline might not be in Philly long -- or at all. Eagles already in deep discussions to trade Kline, sources tell ESPN.

>MIA:DeVante Parker sits another practice Tuesday
I fucking knew Parker would injury bust out
reeeee

>panthers want to spread out

What did they mean by this?

>DAL:Jerry Jones confirms Romo won't go on IR
Isn't that because he'd be required to stay on there for i think 8 weeks right?
Where his timetable was week 6?

They finally realized Funchess is pretty okay

>we still aren't sure who is really the #1 wr so we'll throw the ball to everyone to try to figure it out

Miller spread out their collective poopholes In the owl idk what good that would do

TYBB
lead us to the playoffs senpai.

I have no fucking idea why Jones would want to rush Romo back from injury. He'll be a fucking cripple by the end of the year if he does.

'Starting in 2012, the NFL and the NFLPA reached an agreement allowing one player placed on injured reserve to be brought back to the active roster.[3] Provided that the player was on the final 53-man preseason roster (A rule exempted for the 2012 season), and that the injury is deemed to keep this player unable to practice or play football for an estimated six weeks, the player may be allowed to practice after Week 6, and be activated to play after Week 8.[4]'

What i said was close

>Panthers fags still think their team is good even after the evidence of a cupcake schedule and getting BTFO by the Broncos

It means that Kelvin Benjamin is out of shape and is going to be on a snap count. Funchess very well may take over as the WR1

The Cowboys are permanently deluded and think they're going to the Super Bowl with Romo

It's a money issue, not a playing issue

...

The only reason i could think is if another important player went on IR in the next few weeks

this

>he thinks the jest are winning the division with aging bums, a choker qb, and the hardest schedule
LOL

>my team getting its ass kicked by BB's team
is there any greater shame

losing to sneak's team?

pats have a pretty hard schedule too.
i have em going 0-4 to start. maybe 1-3 if they beat the dolphins.

Having a team owned by Jed York.

>Trevor Siemian winning an owl
Nice meme

just wait till fantasy week 1

nah I'm pretty sure that losing a home playoff game to BB is worse

I need proof that you're a womyn

he wont win the owl. the defense will.

>is there any greater shame
actually being BB

wait what league? I'm in 3.

Honestly is there anything this man can't do?

sry here is the man, he is doing his signature "dab" dance move

thank you based Sean

>Honestly is there anything this man can't do?
Have his image posted so we know who you mean, apparently.

jealous?

tikis i think

I wonder if he'll still dab this Thursday.

Who /seasonalreadyover/ here?

I'll be floored if we win even one game with vontae out. We'll be 0-4 by the time he gets back and then finish 5-11 or something, our schedule is much tougher in the second half of the season

Win a suberbowl

Recover a fumble

oh right, forgot he was in my division

recover a loose ball
win the superb owl

Shaun Hill will not win a single game starting for the Vikings.

Why is this scrub still around?

he's not even starting for the vikings

>i'm unironically rooting for Carolina next thursday after rooting against them in the Owl

Cowboys 11-5
Redskins 9-7
Giants 7-9
Eagles 7-9

Literally cannot prove me wrong

He inevitably will though once Bradford gets hurt.

Personally I don't think the NFCE will crack 10 wins this season man.

Redskins 10-6
Giants 10-6
Cowboys 5-11
Eagles 1-15

these are pretty good

this is casual trash

>Cowboys not being dogshit
>Iggles not being complete dogshit
meme harder, cowbro

-=Offical Delusion Rankings=-
11-5 Cowshits Edition

Do Not Reply Tier
Cowboys
-= POWER GAP =-
Patriots
Ravens

Homer's Heros Tier
Raiders
Cheifs
Bucs
Vikings (Who won the division last year?)
Seahawks - X Days Until Owl 178
Cincy Kitty Kats
Falcons just because Lake didn't footballanus

Unfounded Optimism Tier
Giants
Eagles
Broncos
Redskins
Browns
Lions

Appropriate Gloom Tier
Jets
Dolphins
Browns

Might as Well be Sneak Tier
Chargers
$(RS

Is Actually Sneak Tier
Packers

patriots 11-5
jets 6-10
bills 6-10
dolphins 1-15

same old same old

Shut your stupid ass up.

finally desu

Even if Dak is good the cowboys are breddy shit

samefag GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

Someone, please, what does he say on :23? I'm not getting the word.

youtube.com/watch?v=88xQjD_jMwU

Are you too casual to know about every team?

he said brazilians are subhuman nigger filth

worth watching

>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
>#Giants are trying to trade for #Miami Dolphins WR Jarvis Landry

Jets will honestly win 9 games and miss the playoffs.

(you)

this again? sample size

I cant add the Bills when theres not fucking Bills fans
I can only add teams that delusion post

>tfw have based carr in my fantasy team

I'm winning it all lads

Im a Panthers fan and Benjamin isnt as good as Funchess, KB drops easy shit and even though he will give you 4 amazing catches a game he gets NO YAC. Funchess has a higher ceiling imo and catches everything but a bunch of Panthers homers would disagree

I don't know why you're so optimistic but I hope you're right and I'm wrong

Our o-line doesn't look improved at all despite the draft, and Luck needs to stay healthy.

We still have zero starting linebackers under 30.

Our shutdown corner is gone for at least a month.

Frank Gore is old and Josh Ferguson doesn't seem all that good.

Jim Irsay hasn't overdosed and died yet.

I have little hope

that's not even a clever thing to fake

>implying there are no razorcake fans here

New here?

>not clever
It fits the giants FO perfectly

Oh, thanks, man!

Yeah, but look at your competition. You guys will win the division as usual.

Did my team win?

why would they trade for an actually good receiver though

Its funny, because the Ravens are totally not worth watching.

Texans 10-6
Colts 9-7
Jaguars 7-9
Titans 4-12

Patriots 11-5
Jets 10-6
Bills 8-8
Dolphins 3-13

Steelers 12-4
Bengals 10-6
Ravens 10-6
Browns 6-10

Raiders 11-5
Chiefs 10-6
Broncos 10-6
Chargers 7-9

>NFC

>implying there have been delusion posts yet

casual here?

2 minutes left, but yeah. you rekt him

>casual here?

Nah, I actually browse here more than once every few months

you must be joking, Giants and Redskins have top offenses and can get 10+ wins especially since their other opponents in the division aren't even that good in the NFCN and AFCN

>Raiders 11-5
When will this meme die?

>AFC west
>NFC north
>steelers
>jets
>Texans twice
>jags twice (have improved a lot)
>Titans twice

Our schedule isn't really a cakewalk this season. It's not the hardest, but it's not in the top five easiest like usual.

Week 1

go to bed russell, you're drunk

Gotta say that sometimes even I avoid some games (last season was a shame).

How the hell did you get suckered into a shit team like the Ravens?

You're retarded man,
>lose week 1
>win 11 straight
Or, more realistically
>6-2
>6-3, 7-4, 11-5

are you replying to the guy who trolled you after you tried to troll?

dont listen to raidnigger fans

he probably was one of those guys who hopped on the bandwagon in 2012 figuring this was a team that was going to be good for a long time and as horribly wrong

Sure, but once people see the actual state of the team in week one their delusion will be tempered

le buttfumble fan

Or it might end up like
>still 15 to go SENPAI
>we got it my nigga
Aw shit a loss, still doing good
>yo
>yooooo
>Ayy we won

>bosa unlikely to play week one

When will it end

>2010/11 playoffs
>My brother says "yo, you should check out the NFL too, it's nice"
>"OK, let's see the teams"
>Pick Saints first because of the lis flower logo
>Team loses to Seattle
>"Fuck, this must be a bad team. Let's see those that won."
>Ravens won and wears purple, I like purple
>Pick Ravens

That. I regret nothing since I already got the feeling of being champion. Worth the suffering of late.

...

what did both of those teams made to improve their offenses that will change the division outcome from last season?

le buttfumble fan

never