Ok Sup Forums I how get fast money ? about 500 $ to end of this week only legit ways

Ok Sup Forums I how get fast money ? about 500 $ to end of this week only legit ways

ill give u $500 to suck my dick for 12 hours and lick my butt hole for 2
ill even pay for the flights

kek , you don't have that money boy

Suck 1000 guys off for 50 cents each

Rob a drug dealer and take all his money and drugs. Whats he gonna do? Call the cops? LOL

kek xD

just a regular day for OP

boys any other ways ? without sucking , robbing or killing ?

>get 3 friends
>find higher end drug dealer (that makes more than 100 a day)
>Tell him a false name
>tell him youll swing by his house
>jump out with your boys, knifes, airsoft guns and ducktape
>kick door in and tape him down and bust his phone
>rob him blind
Thats what ya get for being a drug dealer

You can always find multiple plasma centers. Youll get 50-100 dollars per transaction but it hurts like a bitch

i will try it

any ways to gey money without pain, killing , robbing etc . ?

Look theres no legal way to make 500 dollars fast without a job unless its gonna hurt you or its going to be like 10 dollars. So you best options are illegal at that point. What do you need the money for? To buy something or did yo barrow money from someone

Report a drug dealer for the reward money

Stupid kid. If there were a simple way to earn that kind of money, do you think I'd ever tell?

Did you get a loan from a shark? If so youll have to pay more than what yo barrowed. If its to buy something then get a job kid

want to buy some clothes and shoes

I'M student and I'm working but I pay for my house, food and for edication of my sister soo fuck you

Beg money for medication. Get a fake prescription.

Sell some of your things.

Find a small cap company to invest in and put $5k into it. Wait one week while the price fluctuates and dump it at 11% gain. Should be enough to cover trade fees and tax

Then your best bet is plasma which like i said hurts like a bitch or rob a drug dealer in a different town. Youll get away with it. No repercussions. Unless they are really high up.

Well, you can donate sperm

They are very specific about this one. You need to be a certain height and have a bachelors diploma if you want like 100-600 per sample. It also needs to be strong and no mental or physical defects in your family

Shitpost on Sup Forums for Hillary before the election's over

Rob a motherfucker, kick in a few doors you pussy. Or go mow some lawns you cuck.

this is not stupid, I will try it but In my country it's obout 50 $ per donation and i can donate only once pre week

Get a huge bank loan and dump the money into a mutual fund or company that pays dividends. Drop enough in to where you'll get a weekly $500 equivalent payment at the end of the quarter, then sell and repay the loan before interest kills you.

Shit, you could get a fucking job.

40 hour workweek at retard tier 12.50 an hour would get you 500 bucks. At absolute end your failure of a life tier min wage of federal minimum 7.25 it would take 68 hours. That's a lot but poor retards work that much until the grave supporting their 16 children.

Why doesn't this happen more often? All you need is a .22 handgun and a change of clothes to escape afterwards.

>.22 that's not going to kill anyone
I assure you that if you plug someone in the head with multiple .22 rounds, they're not going to be standing up much longer. Not that I've done it, but people always compare with war, like how you wouldn't use a .22 to engage in front-line combat.

Well, have you seen those videos of the US-supplied Iraqi terrorists from way back when, pretty unsettling. They just walked into the Iraqi troop house and plugged them all in the head with virtually silent handguns. You could do the same to a local drug dealer. Even if it's in the evening/they're awake, you can carry a few magazines so it should be doable. Nobody's going to put any effort into investigating the murder of a low status criminal.

>Taking a regular loan to trade
If you're going this route, just get a margin account.

Go to a horse race or a dog track. Vote for the most popular one to place. Your odds are high usually that way and it can come in first second or third and youll still win money. If it comes in forst youll get more money rather than it coming in third though. I usually go to a track with 20 bucks a d usually walk out doubling my money this way if not more.

How often do you lose all of your money doing this, and is it really worth it over a longer term? I'd like to try Matched Betting if I wasn't so damned lazy.

If i say they will place? Usually never. Because the most popular one is the one who usually wins. Now if you get specific and they they will come first and they come second you wont get shit. Always do place. Your chances are higher of winning since placing is the first second and third. Yry it out with 10 dollars one day. Bet 2$ on the most popular to place. Walk out with 2.50-5$ depending on odds

I do this sometimes when im low on cash. Im a college student and i live 15 minutes from a horse racing casino. I always bet for placing and walk out with more money than i came in with

As someone who used to sell drugs, this happened to me, guy got his leg broke a week later lmao

Its the slow but safe way to bet

Now you see that guy couldve ratted you out for breaking his leg though. He couldve put you in jail and said it was because you two were arguing. But you cant rat on him from stealing your shit

That's where it's all legal fuckery, I heard from a buddy of mine this guy robbed a bunch of Arabs of their weed and he came off in a much worse state
I guess the legal trouble isn't worth it as opposed to moving on

Eurofag here, so not sure about the terms, but I'd expect something similar to exist here. Betting is betting.

So what prevents people from just building a fortune by betting say $100 a day every day? Obviously if you scale up, and up and up, you'll eventually hit a bad bet and lose it all, but if you stay at a level and can endure the downs, does it turn into an overall gain over say a month?

That's why you make sure to plug them in the head, so they can't contact someone.

You could do that on a higher scale yes but sometime thw horse wont place than youre 100 dollars short. I do this when i got like 20 bucks. I mean yeah youll loose some but the majority of the time youll win. Its like a 70% win 30% lose which will in the end make you money. Ive walked in with 30 bucks before and walked out with 400. I was there all day and i was getting really lucky. Ive had days where i turn my 20 into 27 too where youll get money but very little of it because everyones betting on one horse and the odds go down to make more money off them

But by betting on them to place youll make less money but more likely to win. Ive only had one time where i walk out with less money than i came in with but thats because i was drinking and betting on my gut feeling which usually doesnt turn out well.

how do you know which horse to pick?

By the odds. They usually give you a list of all the races that day. The one with the best odds is the most popular. Put the money on that one. The most popular one is the one who usually wins or comes in second or third the most

Uber or Lyft driver?

Yeah, sometimes it won't place. But if it's good over the long-term, short losses wouldn't matter. That's what I was wondering about. I was thinking about something like futures/options trading, where you make a little bit of money many times, and then lose big one time, but still keep a little more than what you started with.

If you could do this with horses it'd be pretty neat, because sometimes you could win big as well.

What's your estimation of the typical win chance for placement? His 70% win chance seems statistically too low to make money off of a minimum return of 25% ($2 to $2.50).

I'm thinking about it as a trading thing here, you want to minimize risk. I don't care if I make barely anything, as long as I don't lose money over the longer term (say a month).

Lower payout/odds = more likely to win. The higher the odds, the more of a risk you're taking.

Yes he does I'm sitting next to his cock. Its nice
come on suck it.

People usually put money on the one with the highest odds to come in first. But by doing that they will double- quaddruple there money but then they would have to come in first. The best way i found is to bet on the highest odds horse to place so if he comes in 1st 2nd or 3rd youll still win alittle money

Don't be a faggot and get a good job. I bring in about 800 your beta as fuck