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NICE op
serious question is Euan related to JK Rowling?
Nice OC.
>No longer linking previous threads in the OP
Not a fan of this meme
You get the call too pal?
France please
In too far on gibraltar 6th goal
>tfw pinched nerve in the neck
quite literally crying. at least my greece unders are coming in, r-right?
First and last time I get on a Tennis fraud tip
>you will never have a beer in your starting lineup
>this kurt tip pmsl
Pleasure x.
LoL xD! There's a player called Corona playing in the Copa Del Rey!! Epic haha!
>Fran
Looks like Rayo got an old woman on the bench
wtf is france doing
on belgium -0.5 out of frustration
have sex
NEED FRANCE OR IM NOT EATING UNTIL THURSDAY
Bets gone so badly wrong my cash out value is currently a piece of paper with "u suck lol" scrawled on it
LOPEZZZZZZZZZZZ
Their finishing is shit
>They didn't believe the Dutch would come through
Tamworth v Gloucester
O2.5
Smed
Follow/Lay/Ignore
with?
Lmao!! Am I being Goff'd xD
How much are you down by today pal?
what's he on?
#IN
Cheers fellas. See you tomorrow.
Hilarious sums desu. Not sure why I put so much on Toras's tip. Even less sure why I smacked Hamilton -1.
What the flying fuck are France playing at
This isn't a game
are they actually retarded
is this fixed
kill yourself shitskin
Hey for anyone who is interested in this type of thing, the Canadian guy who investigates match fixing in soccer is going to be on the radio talking about the Canada/El Salvador allegations and max fixing in general you can listen at sportsnet.ca/590 , the guy should be on between 5-5:30
Switzerland -2 someone else lose money with me pls
Done it all SO wrong. Need comforting words.
Pmsl $30/min wasn't it? Would fix for a fiver tbqh.
was a poor post to be fair
Reminder
Throwing a paddy, need France goal like AIR
Average income over there is something like $600 a year so to be offered 3k to win (which you should be trying to do anyway) is pretty neat.
Fair play to them for reporting it though.
did you watch that/know what happened? were the shots all 30 yard cheeseballs or what? how is that even possible
whats the kurt tip lids?
3333333333
It wasnt fixed fucking hell. Someone offered them a win bonus. This literally happens in lower league football all the time and no one cares. SUCH a non-issue being completely blown out of proportion by Canadian sports journalists because they have nothing better to write about.
How do they "not fix" here? Lose 4-0 to prove they arent taking the money> zzzzz
he was on Anderlecht women -2.25... Won 4-0
Declan Hill (the Brit who investigates match fixing) said he heard recordings of the offer being made and said "it was a lesson in match fixing"
It's surreal. And bet365 only
It was one of /bet/'s most DAC moments.
It was just choke central and then they capitalised on their one good chance. It happens.
It happens more than people think though not often with a team being that dominant but still you'll see teams with only 38-45% possession, down on DAs and way down on shots yet winning the match virtually every day.
>b365 only
pmsl it was in asia and on pretty much every bubblegum
Declan Hill is the most annoying cunt on the planet. He doesnt know a thing about what he is supposedly an expert in. He mentions something about betting in the same tweet even though it clearly has nothing to do with betting
yea, I don't think "incentives" to win are illegal here either
Yeah apparently a guy from Honduras offered it to them.
But why is it not match fixing if they where told to win only by 1 goal? Why 1 goal in particular? Would it help Honduras in some way if they won by 1?
greece unders from 2nd half was such a comfy bet
>being on /bet/ since 2014
for what? surely there is an end goal?
It was lose by no more than 1 goal. The group is likely to come down to goal difference and Honduras need El Salvador not to get btfo tonight. It isnt fixing asking someone to try their best.
It is only really fixing when you know the outcome (like O2.5 goals/losing by 3 or more) but not where it is just asking a team not to slack off since the game means nothing to them.
Honduras are real fixers though
...
The ride never ends
euan stake that
I cant believe my fucking eyes
Im about to off myself what the fuck is this fucking shit
pmsl
I do agree with you but having external bonuses and not a standard win bonus from FA is pretty shitty as it may mean players giving less of a fuck about certain games so I can see its still shady enough that they wouldn't like to encourage it even if it isn't really fixing.
>have a 200m worth team
>cant even score a goal against village people
They were offered 3 different ways to fix the game, one included losing.
Well lads this was a fun night.
>Pogba worth half the team
About to commit atrocities in France
idk, it was literally a guy who said "if you win you get X amount of money, if you draw you get less than X, and if you lose by only one you get even less than that."
you can say that's an unfair advantage for those players to have because it will make it more difficult for Canada, but it's categorically incorrect to call that fixing.
bribing someone to win against a team that isn't in on it is mere incentivization. if it was a Canadian guy paying El Salvador to lose by at least 2 or whatever, then that is fixing.
No. Look at the group standing. They were asked to get a result that helped Honduras. Do you know how hard it is to try to fix for something that involves NOT being shit? Basically, calling this match fixing, is like saying any team who tries to win is match fixing.
*losing by 1 and no more than 1. you're imying that they have a guaranteed ability to perform that outcome, which they don't.
>being a newfag
>Not being here for lord moments of UCD Waves, USVI and Oviedo loaning himself 3k afterwards, Jordan slags and listening to Alianza Lima radio
Pity you desu
it's still incentive to lose. It's still trying to fix the match. It's still a bribe, "play this way and you'll make money" "try for this outcome and we'll give you something extra" It's still influencing play with money.
Fixing if I ever sar it
as opposed to not being offered anything at all
>SJWs claimed that 'nether' sounds like they are inferior and is an example of altitude-patriarchy. It was a toss-up between Equalitylands or Holland
Pls this cannot be true.
Fukken /hoc/.
Anyone catch Vinci literally age 20 years between sets? Sad set of affairs. Kerber, though, ach so SO fitchenleiden, kurwa.
Pretty sure it's 'win or don't lose by more than 1', i.e. you have nothing to play for but as long as you don't completely fuck up we'll give you some cash.
Influencing how a team plays with money =/= match fixing
Declan plz go
pmsl
>implying you can ever leave
/bet/ prolongs your life with quality laffs now and then.
Hang on, that's not a good thing ...
pmsl were you even watching the game?
Influencing how a team plays with money is the literal definition of match fixing
>tfw on this collage twice
not if the prefered outcome is that they win
What is a salary?
are you dumb?
>national team players get a salary
>2016
>Arguing with a fucking leaf
Canadians in /bet/ are like Australians on the rest of Sup Forums
Why are Canadians so thick pmsl
jog on lads, at least I can bet legally and don't ask dumb questions
and it is declan hill on the radio today, suggest you fellas tune in.
Might as well phone my granny up and ask what she thinks about match fixing rather than listen to him pmsl
Strange post this
explain how it's unethical
Worst day this year was when my gf cheated on me in a 3some at some party with two guys.
Happy now we are back together but scared it might happen again. Love her too much though.
>betting on international footie
if you're down then you deserve it
so long as you have a cover story for her to explain what you actually do for a living
just lost a shitload of money on >france
gimme something to chase my losses
In your opinion, was El Salvador being offering money not to get btfo by Canada "match fixing"?
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Want to bet on Canada/El Salvador later but I heard it's fixed
She knows I life off my shrewdness pal
pmsl surely nibs
If you want a certain result to happen and you influence it with money then yes the match is fixed. This is what got AC Milan in trouble 8 years ago.
This guy gets it