Insult me

Insult me

Hey, you're fatter than me.

Thanks for making me feel better about myself.

penis is surprisingly bigger than you'd expect dispute being such a lardass

Your photography skills leave something to be desired.

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Not into trannies, sorry.

When erect I'm 8" I pritty lucky tbh

I concur, when taking a photograph one should endeavour to not have a light source behind the subject.

Fucking fatass furfag. Didn't you learn your lesson already

Which one of your 6 stomachs get full first?

The framing of the subject is also poor, try looking up the law of thirds user.

Why?

Life already has...

not even worth insulting.

2nd

By purchasing a tripod and reading the manual for the camera regarding timing shots, you can find a better position.

Lmao Jon?

I would call you fat but you probably already know. Please put a shirt back on and go into your closet

What disgusting filth. You deserve to be electrocuted then asphyxiated while I stroke your penis and as soon as you are hard enough, I'd like to bite every inch of your fat to the point when I can tear your flesh out and blood soaks your bed. I especially crave your belly, I'd love to chew it off. I would also like to bend you over, crack open your asshole and make you shit out the last fastfood meal you had then slap your ass so hard that you whimper and cry as I pull your hair back.
I would eventually feed you to my dogs after I sodomise you and torture you.
You would be mine, my fat man, and I will be sure to keep pieces of your flesh with mine while the dogs consume the rest.

Also a more flattering position user, we can't see all of you and you look uncomfortable.

my respect bro, thats above average
> now do some sports and shit
You will be able to get every fucking female you want with that snake.
I am fucking serious.

Probably could gain an inch or so if you lost about 100 or so lbs.

For a more humorous photograph try drawing a nose on to your stomach, this will fit well with the belly-button mouth and nipple-eyes.

Too bad he's a big gay. Oh I know, you can fuck it.

Post your dick, now.
Also make video of cumming and moaning. You got 5 minutes, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Perhaps the use of a backfilling light source, you can add the effect later on most photo editing software, but having the right equipment is the best place to start.

Timby is that you

/thread
get your ass up you lard
you got a big cock and waste it in a fucking basement.

FAGGOT

I agree with the earlier poster, your photography skills need some definite improvement.

As fat as me but bigger cock.
Small dick makes me depressed so I eat. Fuck my life and fuck everything.

I also agree with the critique of your photography, you really need to work on it.

What make and model of camera are you using?
Please tell me you didn't use your phone!

Fuck off you 11 toed ham planet

I don't see why you guys want him to get up and work out.
He looks delicious. Also at this rate, he will die soon from diabetes or heart disease and isn't it fun when we have people like him to laugh at? to mock? to make ourselves feel better? someone to bully and belittle?
He represents our intrinsic desires and you faggots want him to work out and be a chad?
there are many like him, maybe his abusive parents are like me and they are doing a fine job keeping this disgusting lard inside the basement, feeding him junk food. Op, seriously, your death would make me happy and this isn't even troll.
I mean it. I'd like you to die.

If it is a phone how many megapixels is it?

your mom must work 6 jobs to keep your fat miserable ass fed....does your basement have a coal chute so they can shovel the hot pockets in to you

It looks very low quality, perhaps a newer phone might improve your photos, but a real camera will always be best!

OwO

Thank you I will die one day
Btw I took photo on iPhone 6

your arm would have to be 12 ft. long to get back far enough to photograph your fat ass. Hopefully the sun is at the right angle or you'd cause an eclipse

i'd definitely suck your cock

You sir are a tad too Rubenesque for my taste, however with the right filter your camera could soften those lines and improve your picture.

It's a repetitive chain. It's a cycle and it will never get better. Your dick will remain small, you will replace one addiction with another while your life collapses around you. There will be nothing but misery in your pathetic sad life.
Kill yourself, Op, I mean it, kill yourself.

You appear to need a workout mate, try walking down to the camera store and get yourself some good gear and give us another thread tomorrow.

post your fully rekt dick

what kind of pathetic lump of shit would let themselves get like that? If you was my kid you'd end up in a well

I too am a fat bastard, however no-one has ever criticized my photographs to this extent, AND RIGHTLY SO!

Legit curious OP, how did you get so fat?

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My gf wanted me to gain

You are fat, however your photographs can knock off pounds, come down to Mikey's Camera Store and we'll do you a great deal on equipment, use the code "4chanRoast" for a 20% discount, waddle down now!

GF?...Hahahahahaha I bet youre winded by the time she's inflated

Can you touch your dick to your nipple?

wuts it like to take a bath with a rag tied to a 2x4?

Are you a giant user?
Then why not zoom out when taking the picture so as to encompass your complete girth?
(A good camera and tripod has already been suggested!)

Are you lonely?

very lonely sometimes I play make believe with my poo figures I mold

jesus fucking christ
what is that?

Not op dipshit.

you are a Hillary voter

the more you asshole tease me the more I eat

heh...as u wish........fat faggot.

kek

Are you the same guy who posted a "Fat Guy AMA" on /fit/? Why do you enjoy hearing bad things about yourself? Who hurt you?

OP is sooooo fat that.......

my uncle made me taste his penis when I was 9 and later entered me when I was 11

Smeeggggggggggg

No insult will ever match the damage you've already done. You've literally wasted your body, your liver will probably already be ageing faster than the rest of you, your heart is probably suffering with fatty deposits pumping harder to try to feed your body with Oxygen, Your lungs will be working on a lower capacity so you'll get out of breath, The fact you look for insults on Sup Forums means you're not even that bothered, you should be ashamed of yourself and I hope you're starting to save now for the inevitable death before you're 40.

Your big is two times bigger than mine.
I hope you die.

2 times bigger than what

Dick. Sorry for the typo.

Nice cock user

It's not nice at all you degenerate shitlord

Femanon here. Nice cock. Lose about 30lbs and I'd fuck you raw

>Femanon here.

I'm sorry to say this, but no amount of simple carbs will wash the taste of his peepee out of your mouth. A therapist has to be close to the same price as the immense amounts of garbage you have to be eating to maintain that size.

Plus once you get your problems sorted, losing weight + that big dick will get you all the pussy/boipussy you could ever want.

Thanks
Thank you but I shall not be loosing 30lbs

You shall not be ussing a spell check either

Answers you need to hear, you can get diabetes and lose the weight or aids. Dont go to the gym, dont leave your room. Cook. Fap. Dream. Live the dream.

Free Willy!

Your body is a wonderland

Body of a god

So this dudes name is Timbywuff or Timbywolf on xbox and tumblr.
Apparently even has a pornhub account.
You're welcome or whatever.

Nope not at all lol

fake and gay, I had this saved in my pepe folder

I actually think that you look kinda cute. I worship chubby people and would do everything to be able to rub my face on their belly and lick their dick happily while their chubby body heat warms my face.

I am the op of the un pep photo

There is nothing worth insulting, i think you are doing a pretty good job at that every time you get out of bed.

It absolutely is. You can hide from /dg/ but i will make sure Sup Forums won't be your haven.

That's op?

Careful OP's gonna fall in love witya

I simply MUST nibble on those delicious XXXL
Pepsi-tits!

Who the fuck is this guy? Ramsay Bolton?