/tennis/ - 2016 US Open

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1st for Djokobot

We already have had that image in previous threads. Come on, man.

muzza post until bonga - bot, anyone?

reminder

EBAM is a cuck and won't take a set off the GOAT

Sorry.

>won't take a set off the GOAT
He is the king of 4 setters

>that flag
>this topic

well obviously, Federer isn't playing this tournament

Djokovic is the only one of the big 4 that still doesnt show signs of balding. Dark hair is goat.

Literally lego hair

No fanboy-ism please.

It's the turkroach dna

I wouldnt mind having turkish genes if that means I could have a full head of hair until my 50's desu

Balding sucks

All of Fed's hair has migrated to his forearms and chest.

Seriously, though. Can you imagine a Monfils - Delpo final? Like, I am picturing it right now even though I know it can't happen and the very idea is still making me a little happier.

>Fed
>Roidal
>light hair
You're fucking stupid desu

...

lame usopen, 5.5/10

Does anyone remember how terrible of a human being Nolebot was being during Rome

Their hair is brown, not dark.

>Andy at the end of the year when he's still not number 1

hes like
>dis bitch playing with my hair

well shit

yeah that would be really cool

Dark isn't a color

And the color of one's hair has nothing to do with baldness
Why would anyone even think that

Trips, so it must be true

pretty glad this shrieking banshee is gone. listening to those matches is intolerable

I'm just glad for myboy Monfils, I've been rooting for him for years
That coach of his is far better

Ok, my mistake, it's black hair.

It does though.

Black isn't a color....

Texas pls

lame thread 3/10

but it's true druglands

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black

>Black is the darkest color, the result of the absence or complete absorption of light. Like white and grey, it is an achromatic color, literally a color without hue.[1] It is one of the four primary colors in the CMYK color model, along with cyan, yellow, and magenta, used in color printing to produce all the other colors. Black is often used to represent darkness; it is the symbolic opposite of white (or brightness).

>Black was one of the first colors used by artists in neolithic cave paintings. In the 14th century, it began to be worn by royalty, the clergy, judges and government officials in much of Europe. It became the color worn by English romantic poets, businessmen and statesmen in the 19th century, and a high fashion color in the 20th century.[2]

>In the Roman Empire, it became the color of mourning, and over the centuries it was frequently associated with death, evil, witches and magic. According to surveys in Europe and North America, it is the color most commonly associated with mourning, the end, secrets, magic, force, violence, evil, and elegance.[3]

>druglands
>not colombia
you could have called me toothpaste and call it a day

lame country 1/10

[citation needed]

black is the absence of color

>Color is based on human perception of the visual spectrum of light. Our ability to see different colors is due having a variety of cone cells on the retina that are sensitive to different wavelengths of light.

>Black is the label we give to the perception of the absence of light reaching the eye. Objects that absorb all wavelengths of light, rather than reflect them, appear black. We also see black (or darkness) at night or when we shut off the lights.

soon

so who won the strawpoll yesterday? is Andy "our guy"?

It's time.

Tsonga retirement incoming.

/lit/ here, delet this right now.

Still a color though

There is color in absence

What if you have many objects in a room, all different colors. One is black. How would you call it?

nu, she's a tennis player, not a intellectual

meant to reply to to

This debate about hair colour reminds me of something.

I watched a dutch documentary about Slobodan Milosevic's trial at the hague for war crimes, and there was this part where he was talking about how one of his underlings had very dark black hair and people would make fun of him by calling him "peja ciganin" (which means peja the gyppo), because apparently gypsys have very dark black hair.

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Yeah. And nobody in the earth is also white if we adhere to such strict definitions. Yet you have the majority of the population on earth call europeans "white" and acknowledge black as another color.

Who will win this match, guys?

Woz. I quite like her playing style, moonballing and all.

boobies

djokobot

Nije Milosevic kriv. Mi smo govna.

mcenroe is a pig

Whoever deserves the win.

Who would she rather play in the finals?

Hey Serbianbro, we missed you.

she's just cute as a button :3

won't make the finals though.

bartoli looks quite healthy, what the fuck

wasnt she at deaths door recently?

latvian qt

Sevastova is qt

what's her problem anyway?

I wish she hadn't reduced her breasts but if that makes it easier for her to play tennis then so be it

she'll destroy serenabot . she always gets so close, this time it's for real. Cahill has done wonders for her

Anorexia.

I hate to use daily mail but;
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693426/On-way-recovery-Tennis-star-Marion-Bartoli-shares-hospital-bed-picture-blood-transfusion-tackle-virus-stopped-eating-lose-3st.html

she claimed she had some mystery disease but the thought is that she starved herself cos she was a big fat pig

Why do mods delete waifu threads??

>I'm rooting for djokovic

>le tsipn in a tsircle and pump fists man

holy fuck vinci is 33? she looks like a middle age mother of 4

Who finna win this match???

>this empty stadium
SJWs BTFO

Congratulations to your 2016 US Open champ!

Rude

bigfoot

What do you think those nipples taste like?

>le no left hand big guy

lads I can't stop thinking about kerber's thighs

just all around impressive

>womens match
>lady commentator immediately start talking about their outfits

wew

Salty coins

And then they say the wta generates as much revenue as the men.

Sevastova already complaining.

what are you guys doing while waiting?

re-watching the wimbledon 2008 documentary right here

>mfw reading up the friendship between Serena and Wozniacki

my fucking heart

>you will never have a deep friendship that crosses borders and nationality
well actually I do

Does Sup Forums like Wozniacki?

Shes great.

>sevastova injured

Looks like the djoko match will be early.

Going to make dinner in few moments

I do. But I like her body only, her tennis disgusts me.

definitely not

>you now remember this pic

holy fuck Gone girl is crazy

it makes me spooked to think that something like that could happen

the Gone girl is so much spookier than all the monsters and murderers combined

hate her tennis, would rather watch serena bully girls around the court.

It doesn't matter the situation, women are going to women. It's a few million years of biology which compels them to speak on useless shit

I hear shes really friendly with the blacks :)

who's the guy in the very middle?

right, hopefully she loses then