/heem/: cathal pendred edition

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

>Joe Lauzon on the idea of crowdfunding to pay for travel expenses
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/crowdfunding-travel-expenses-joe-lauzon-explains-why-he-cant-recommend-it

>Trujillo out of UFC FN 94
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/abel-trujillo-injured-and-out-of-ufc-fight-night-94-bout-with-evan-dunham

>I-I didn't get rocked, I slipped on an ad
mmafighting.com/2016/9/5/12618448/tony-ferguson-says-slippery-metro-pcs-ad-caused-trouble-in-lando

Free fights:

Miocic vs Hunt
youtube.com/watch?v=_dXmk9Tg2Gg

Mickey Gall vs Gordon Ryan:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yacwz6W0hYM

Mickey Gall vs Ron Templeton
youtube.com/watch?v=1JePtldbrTc

Mickey Gall vs Mike Jackson
youtube.com/watch?v=J6VVO3RfNNk

Werdum vs Velasquez
youtube.com/watch?v=vN1

Woodley vs Sultan
streamable.com/sqsd

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fightbooth.com/ufc-205-report-chris-weidman-take-yoel-romero-nyc/
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Where the fuck is EP 4 of The Evolution of Punk?

Not a sport

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lol faber is the underdog

that guy just won't retire

Schaub = _ _ _

Post rare Conors

i miss him...

Those ridges on his forehead are a sure sign of HGH abuse

gay

i guess it didn't help his height

honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.

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>you will never be conor

it's overeem's desteneh to be world champ

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Reminder tha Jojo sits comfy at 5'6 while Andrade is fucking 5'2

Headkick Ko incoming

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too bad jojo is literally an F level athlete

Inside the octagon for Miocic-Overeem and Werdum-Browne

youtube.com/watch?v=sHs55H9kpaY
youtube.com/watch?v=rNiow2tLx68

>Hover over embed
>see its retarded shit

nice try

>rooting for this woman

>youtube.com/watch?v=rNiow2tLx68 also breaks down Calderwood-Andrade

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>trashed

haha

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that kid is a fuckin weirdo
jim jones would have had him serving kids koolaid

wot's he talking about there

cheeky

btfo

time to sudoku

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those biceps are the size of my fucking head

god i cant stand this roided faggot

haha

punk looks shook

I hate that Conor won

he's so fucking short

haha im only 20 years old sir

Hey /heem/ I wanted to ask your opinion on...

WHEN STIPES HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

unforgivable

>still with edmond

WHEN OVEREEM'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
If Overeem wins, the GOAT will finally get his title shot

>with rousey
>ever

Aren't IV's against USADA code?

seriously though in the first ep when reem pointed out himself watching the fight.. that shit was beyond funny.

he just had to fucking blow it against junior dos cantos

>backing down
>ever

only in-comp

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just look at this shit, how is this allowed

they look like fucking implants

usually i dont give shit about roided monkeys but this guy just trigger the fuck out of me

FRIGGING MANLETS!

What is your training regimen?

hey, not his fault he's literally a skill-less fat bum and JDS actually has really good hands.

5 scoops a day

calm down by watching Bryan blow him the fuck out

>knocked out overeem
>submitted josh barnett

>fat
>skill-less
>bum
pick none

youtube.com/watch?v=NpejbCulbCQ

that was my exact reaction when I saw his biceps at first

how is this shit even allowed

haha

yeah
rothwell looks like such shit but he's unironically one of the scariest guys in the world

lol Luke's such a faggot

I know you're memeing, but try a linear progression PPL.

what skills? being hugely out of shape and able to throw a punch isn't a skill. which is why he can't win more than two fights in a row against tough competition.

Did you guys know a fan fell from a balcony at UFC 73, landed on his dead, and died on his way to the hospital?

>he thinks sage is natty

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Weidman/Romero verbally agreed to for UFC 205. Who you got /heem/?

fightbooth.com/ufc-205-report-chris-weidman-take-yoel-romero-nyc/

I don't think Sage is roiding now. Key word being now. As a kid, he was probably bottle-fed protein shakes and HGH.

>white "athletes"

>landed on his dead, and died
Is his dead okay though?

see
he heemed the best striker in the division and choked the best grappler in the division
what's not to understand
he looks bad but he gets results

Romero will destroy him

No. I think he is a cheating fraud, I just gave him my favorite workout program

Would an 8-man tourney be enough to make people care about the middleweight division again, for a time?

so yoel roidmero will be back before he turns 40?

What an obvious insecure faggot manlet McG is, just look at the guy...

compensating so hard...kek

Northcutt Pingers m8

even housey is taller

>BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE
Is Derrick Lewis for real? Is he the future?

Yeah why is Weidman tip-toeing?

>romero vs weidman

Very dangerous fight for Weidman. Even after being almost certainly USADA'd, Romero could still starch Chris if he hasn't fully recovered mentally from the Rockhold fight.

Those 3rd world gorillas come off losses better than 1st world whites, who usually just get too worked up and either make a mistake, or play it too conservative to win.

The funny part is McGegor is the only person in the picture with their career intact.

overeem don't crack
he looks like he could be in his 20s sometimes

he's not tiptoeing hes just randomly lifting a foot

hello 189er

He'll be heemed by the first guy who can close that distance and avoid a basic 1-2. All Lewis has are the typical physical attributes that all blacks have.

>It's a ruin the sport by having legit drug testing episode

I would fucking love it if Bisbing had like 3 title defences and Weidman never got a shot because he kept losing to contenders

>everyone loved Sage that night

good times

is this how a Don poses?

Jones is the only one in the picture who hasn't lost a fight since the picture was taken.

>Conor is the richest and most successful person there
lol based conrad

>tfw no esther kim to mummy me

>machida popped
>The Chris got embarrassed by Cuckhold
>Gus is a broken man who was outstruck by a can
>Ronda
>Jon
>Silva lost every fight since being heemed, except for the Diaz fight that he popped for

versus

>scares off the LW champ and takes a fight 25lbs above his championship weight
>loses
>takes immediate rematch
>wins

Unless you're one of those subhumans who thinks Diaz won.

Romero will knock him flat out, Weidman is a hobbling old man at this point and Romero is a roided out, freak super athlete blacksplosive ape man

literally who?