What is France's greatest gift to the world?

And could it be Alizée?

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But she's italian

Wtf I love France now.

can't think of anything

the italian province of corsica > france

>france's greatest gift to the world
>is actually italian
really fires up them brain cells

>ruined herself with tattoos

nah

video before france died

>france's greatest leader
>is actually italian
I'm sensing a trend

he was born in corse francaise, french corsica. he was French

She is French

Corsica a is French, putain

Griezmann

t. increasingly nervous frenchman on vacation

...

Im not french but I speak more than one language and know basic political geography, you jealous?

>Alizée
>not Héloïse Letissier

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ALGERIA
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it's chocolatine, only northener scum call it pain au chocolat

somethine illegal is happening in my pants

wtf now I hate France

I fuckin hate that cunt

Pourquoi?

cool

>chocolatine

Quebecois detected. It is cknown as pain au chocolate even for the sudistes of marseille

why is she so degenerate

too bad she is just a used up roastie these days

>Pourquoi?

She just is fuckin annoying, her music is annoying, her choregraphies are annoying, her face is annoying.

>Quebecois detected. It is cknown as pain au chocolate even for the sudistes of marseille

pic related

Was Bones French?
youtube.com/watch?v=EcImU26ThN4

Well yeah, that explains things.

Moi j'ai evité de visiter le sud ouest

The real cancer that is killing France

FUCK OFF

Toute a fait mon pote Francois

its chocolatine in civilised world

why call a pastry a fucking pain you De Sade

...

because "pain" = bread in French

and there is chocolate in the bread

Pain au chocolat makes sense you Baltic Russian

>eating something as low-calories as bread is classified as "Pain" in America

makes sense indeed

Its a french word you mongoloid

We don't even have pain au chocolat here, the only ones we have are knockoff versions sold at Starbuck$

Don't waste your precious time with him, my fellow pain-au-chocolat-bro

>Americans have a literal chain of coffee shops named after a name of character in plural from Moby Dick
Really made me think.

Chocolate bread, painful bread... what's next?

ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS ARE SINGING

>not posting her best song
youtube.com/watch?v=P3uhPQZpjFg

>Be Latvian
>Still waiting in socialist bread line for crumbs from uncle Stalin

Je m'en fiche Francois, c'est marrant quand meme

I am offended by this, delet your posts.

>Who's tried to rebuild Roman Empire
Activates all your almonds

You tried Ivan but nobody understands what you're trying to say

As your comrade commissar I am above you, Baltic slav

Soviet jokes are out of fashion, nowadays it is all about something something refugees, etc.

My almonds are ready.

She's not even a native corsican.

It's called chocolatine in Canada as well. Fucking French fags calling flaky dough bread. They call pies "gâteaux" as well, so confused.

canada was a mistake

PUTAIN DE FEUILLE

>alt+ctrl
>no robespierre
I expected more of you Sup Forums

Robespierre was a massive asshat

Why would anyone choose him

Enlightnement(before in turn into shit)

Corsican*

She isn't, she is Corsican

Corsican are a nation on their own, just like Breton.

>only northener scum call it pain au chocolat
lolwut?
t. chocoman

>corsican are a nation on their own

du coup t'es bete quand meme

He is a (cuck) civic nationalist

kys

the reign of terror

>kys

Pourquoi tu me fais du mal comme ça?

J'aime bien la france quand meme

Seriously though, say what you want about the litterature and the thinkers and the music and the painters and historical war record and qt3.14s, we all know what really matters.

Selon certaines définitions du terme "nation", il a raison, quand même.

>Robespierre was a massive asshat

DELET THIS POST RIGHT NOW

pour moi "nation" = "un pays"

donc la Corse est Francaise

>Nation aka a group of people who have the same ancestry

The Corsicans, the Bretons, and the Basques match this definition

...

WHY

>Nation-state

A cancerous meme who can only work in purely homogeneous countries like Poland* and Japan*

*And both aren't really that homogeneous either

Yes!!!

It's not bread, doesn't even use the same kind of dough.

HERESY REEEEEEEE

PAIN AU CHOCOLAT

What that?
We av Daft Punk

I want my head stay on its place

>corsica
>not italy
They speak an italian dialect and all of their ancestor came from italy (tuscany/sardinia/liguria), they are italian in denial

>pane al cioccolato

>maize ar šokolādi

Everyone agrees with you in this.

helping the united states during the american revolution

in the UK we call it pain au chocolate

She is now a tattooed, wrinkly whore
Age was not a good friend

>Enlightnement
this

Fuck Griezmann, I'm still mad at his skills

Na erre jó sokat recsiztem

hey can anyone identify what language is the song and name?

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this french song is better

Why are Italians always wewuzzing? I remember when Obama first got elected one member of his cabinet had an Italian-sounding last name and the media in Italy were all like AYO HOL' UP SO YOU BE SAYIN OBAMA DUN APPOINTED AN ITALIAN AN' SHEEEIT?

this video is old, she is no longer sexy like this

>all of their ancestor came from italy

They're Celto-Ligurians, Italic tribes were in Southern and Central Italy.

Forgot the Pic

>not posting the GOAT version
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They already stole us Napoleon and Lagrange

Italic people were all the peoples who inhabited pre-Roman Italy and were not Greeks, Celts or Pohenicians, not just "Italiotes" who were the Italic people of Southern Italy, from which Italy took the name

>They already stole us Napoleon

He was Corsican, and he loved France.

>He was Corsican
He wasn't Corsican by blood and Corsica had just become part of France when he was born anyway

>and he loved France.
This doesn't make him French

I've never said he was a French

I've said we didn't stole him and that it is Napoleon himself who wanted to fight for us

>corsica is a nation of its own
Kill yourself regionalist scum.

to bad she's a granny with ugly weeb tattoos now

haha the night elf dance girl

at least they're cute

Wow I had forgotten about her. She was the first crush of my life. Plenty of memories listening to this