Mommy's not home. Dubs decides what I have for dinner

Mommy's not home. Dubs decides what I have for dinner.

Other urls found in this thread:

imgur.com/a/5nbmA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Pls. Am hungry.

What the fuck is that in the picture?

...

Just google Sup Forums food.

Dont be lazy OP, Just make a sandwich

No bread. I'll make it with waffles though. Chocolate chip for maximum flavor.

what?
you can't make your tendies b/c you don't know how to turn on the oven?

IDEA! OP list everything you have at your house, I will think of a recipe.

this

Waffles are in the toaster for a sandwich. I'll be back with a list in a sec.

No tendies here, friendo :c

Starve.
Lord knows you need to lose some weight, fat ass.

eat this pls

Anything as long as your semen and a small amount of your poo is mixed in

Alright, looked around. We got:
Slice almonds, poptarts (cookies and cream), american, mozzarella, and 4 mexican cheese, some broccoli, weird thin chicken slices, and gross pizza.

40 recipes from /fit/. healthy and delicious. Enjoy faggot. imgur.com/a/5nbmA

PS I'm Ass Man and Indy is my trademark.

Sorry fam, I burn cereal. Can't make any of those.

All of that minus gross pizza in waffle sandwich. Poast pics now if dubs

Fried chicken with waffles and maple syrup.

You have one more chance to say yes to something awesome.

We have a winrar. Unfortuantely I can't cook, but I have weird chicken slices. That'll work. Be back soon.

step 1, Throw the cream, and cookies in a blenders for a spread, Then get a poptart, now put the spread on it. Next sprinkle the buds of the broccoli on the poptart, Enjoy and try not to realize that you have shitty ingredients.
TimeStamp OP.

FUCK GOD DAMMIT I WAS ABOUT TO POST.

PS: For an increased flavor experience, put ketchup on the whole thing before wrapping the bacon around. or any other sauce you like. That's an Ass Man pro tip.

Rip

If you dont have quality fried chicken,i adise listening to another user,otherwise it will ruin it for you. Thats just my opinion thiugh. Also,first dubs i ever got in my life

Pull everything from the pizza and throw the toppings away. Then add some olive oil on it and bake it for 4 minutes. Then put mozzarella on it, bake for another 3 minutes. In the meantime cook the chicken with 2 mexican and 2 american cheese. Put pepper on it. Take the Pizza out and pour the chicken-cheese mix over the pizza. Enjoy.

Roll!

PS: That's an Ass Man original

Op Count this as a roll, and do it.

I got my dins, thank you.

Bone App The Teeth.

Let me know if it tastes good. Ive only eber tried it with fried chicken.

STAHP

You chose chicken cookies over this You truly belong here faggot. Enjoy your meal.

Best wishes,

Ass Man

Fried chicken is a lot better, but this works too if you can get past the tiny difference. It's really just the hint of chicken that you need.

tendies. obviously.

I would've, but I already got my dinner. Git gud and get dubs sooner. Thanks though.

piss

Ill have to try it then sometime.

Update: Want to throw up just a little.

Your own faeces spread on a hotpocket

Checked, but you're a little late, pal.

nothing.

my masonic dubs trumps all others

>pal

I kinda like the idea of a Sup Forums where everyone is polite. Like really really polite. Everything stays the same, but everyone is nice and well articulated and counters other meanings with "I don't agree pal, but I see your point and thank you for your contribution". That'd be fun. Imagine a "behave well day" on Sup Forums. I'd even pay for that.

Go fuck yourself, pal.

No you dumb fuck that's from /r/shittyfoodporn

I found it twice. Once on r/Sup Forums. Another time on Sup Forums. Get off leddit.

...

Stolen from /fit/ bitch...

two boxes of mac and cheese with a half bottle of hot sauce

>get some dry ice
>sprinkle just a drop of water on it
>smash up some doritos
>cover dry ice in dorito powder
>pour some oil on the frying pan
>fry the ice
>it's going to be the best thing you've ever had
>doctors don't want you do know about it but it actually has a lot of nutritional values since water is healthy and ice = frozen water, except you can eat it!
>enjoy this life hack and pass it onto your friends and family!