I AM COMPLEEEETE

I AM COMPLEEEETE

Fuuuuuuuu-huuuuuuck

YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK,

I AM COMPLETE, NOW MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!

THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE

THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE AND, YOUR FIRST IN LINE. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

WAAAAAAITTTTT
WAAAAITTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAITTTE YOU MUTHERRRRRRRRR FUCKERRRRRRRRRR

Here, it's your problem now.

...

Nice, only three hours left.

WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OFF!!

Give us one chance to rock your socks off..

...

can we make it 4 so i dont have to wake up for work

dude you're so retarded its only 8 o clock r u fucking blind or something lmao

FUCK!
FUCK!
FUUuuUUck!
the demon code prevents me, from declining a rockoff challenge!

WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS! whats the cha-ha-ach...

if we win, you must take, your sorry ass back to hheeEEeellll... and also, you must pay our ren-hent!

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Right back at ya

And what if I winn?

then you must take cage back to heeelllll

WHAT!?

>whaaat???

>trust me cage its our only option

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What?!! Trust me Kage, is the only way. WHat are you talking abo- To Be your little bitch!

to be your little bitch

FINEEE
LET THE ROCK- OFFF BEGIIIIINNNNN

I'M THE DEVIL, I LOVE METAL!

CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!

IM THE DEVIL AND I DO WHAT I WANT

theses dubs will defeat you satan

You fucked it mate

WHATEVER I'VE GOT, I'M GONNA FLAUNT!

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THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!

THERES NEVER BEEN A ROCK-OFF THAT I`D EVER LOOUUSSTT

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL! GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!

I CANT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL, ILL FILL HIM UP WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL

kek
who else is watching this whilst stoned

ILL MAKE HIM SQUEL LIKE MY SCARLET INFIDEAL!

Impossible! I will have to use my secret family technique instead. TRIPS

I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE MY SCARLET PIMPERNELLE

NAAAAAAAAAAAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOO! cmon cage bring the thunder!

There is just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece. he rocks too hard because his not a mortal man

trips stop the demon

God dammit Kage!

We've been through so much shit

he's gonna make you his sex slave! your gonna gargle mayonase unless we bust a massive monster mamajam

Deactivated lasers with my dick!

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now its time to blow this fucker down!

Come on kage now it's time to blow doors down!

its so sad that tenacious d was the last old school styled rockband that bit the dust...
when will we ever get a mastepiece like the
"master exploder"
:((

i hear you jables now it time to blow doors down,

get of the stage cause its time for a showdown

WE'LL BEND YOU OVER, THEN WE'LL TAKE YOU TO BROWN TOWN!

NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN

he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!

COME ON KAGE NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!

cmon cage cause its time to blow doors down

we'll piledrive ya, its time for a smackdown

HEY ANTI-CHRISTA, BEELZEBOSS,

HELL SATAN

...

We know your weakness,

our rock-it sauce! we rock the casbah, and blow your mind!

We will defeat you for all mankind!

you hold the sceptre, we hold the key!
you are the devil, we are the D!

How u eat the pussy

We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D,We are the D, We are the D.

we are the D! we are the D!
we are the D! we are the D!
we are the D! we are the D!
we are the D! we are the D!
we are the D! we are the D!
we are the D! we are the D!

you guys are fucking lame. c'mon kage, you're coming with me!

This fucking thread. thanks OP

TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKER!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OWW MY FUCKING HORN

From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again!

From whence you came you shall remain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNTILL YOU ARE
COMPLETE AGAIN!

FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES!!!

Ill get you tenacious D!!!

a long ass fucking time ago in a town called kickapoo!

No worries user, been a while since I last saw one of these

11/1/16 When Sup Forums became Tenacious D

there lived a humble family, religeus thru and thru

>a long ass fucking time ago in a town called kickapoo!
There lived a humble family, religious through and through...

Shiiieet no

does drunk count?

and ye there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do

nigger

fuck

10/10 OP

Thoroughly enjoyed

THE THREAD IS COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE

thanks, sincerely yours, OP

FRICK

getting thanks on Sup Forums, what a sight, no worries user, I did one post, thank the other anons for the fun

newfags

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line. a vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

OH THE DRAGON'S BALLS WERE BLAZING AS I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE
THEN I SLICED HIS FUCKING CAUCLES WITH A LONG AND SHINEY BLADE

TWAS I WHO FUCKED THE DRAGON
FUCK-A-LIE SING FUCK-A-LIE
AND IF YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME
THEN I SHALL FUCK YOU TOO