Sometimes life can be so hard

>Sometimes life can be so hard
>When your belly is so plentiful
>But then my love reminds me
>That I'm big and beautiful

Wow so inspiring...

>look in the mirror
>flab is all I see
>an ocean of lard
>how could anyone love me

Brilliant

>me sad sad
>me eat eat
*sells records*
what did she mean by this ?

>Yeah, so I'm fat
>If ya ask me
>No real man should care about that
>But what's gonna be is gonna be

Pretty inspiring

Tired of this thing bitches do with their lips all the time now, it needs to stop

>Hello
>I'm fat
>I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to eat
>To go over
>To Maccy D's

>Baby you're so good to me
>And Ohhh I miss ya
>Sometimes you're all I need
>But man I want pizza

>My name is Adele and I'm from the UK
>You know that I'm a big fan of Beyoncé
>Lemonade was better than 25 in every way
>I still won the GRAMMY whoch wasn't okay
Damn..

I'll keks

*IRL

>Never mind I'll find
>Someone like you
>I wish nothing but the best
>For you two
>Don't forget me, I beg
>I remember you said
>Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
wow

she never said this

>When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
>When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster, we gon slay

YAS. QUEEN. SLAY.

>been dying to eat you
>but everybody says ur hung
>said im dying to eat you boy
>but everybody says ur hung
damn

>FUCK NIGGA TOUCH MY WEINER HOLE
>PUSSY NIGGA BACK THE FUCK UP

I had to google this to see if it was real. Jesus Christ and people want this 'artist' to win anything?

HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
Why do people praise this hack?

what the FUCK is this?

I'd fuck her I guess, if there is a free lobster meal in it.

Unless that isn't a restaurant chain. Is Red Lobster some kind of slang for an STD?

>Is Red Lobster some kind of slang for an STD?
No sir I believe you are thinking of blue waffle

I haven't laughed this hard a while

>its fucking real

will always love the story behind pic related

I always watch it from time to time for a laugh