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happy QBs edition

MIN:Bradford 'available' to start Vikings' opener
NE:Josh Kline no longer a part of Rowe trade
FA:Free agent WR Randle works out for the Saints
TB:Cecil Shorts signs one-year deal with Bucs
FA:Saints cut Kai Forbath, going with 'Wil Lutz'
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott won't be charged in D.V. case
LAR:Jared Goff will be healthy scratch for Week 1
SEA:C-Mike ahead of Rawls on initial depth chart
CAR:Panthers want to 'spread out' receiver snaps
MIA:DeVante Parker sits another practice Tuesday
NE:Patriots acquire CB Rowe for OG Kline, pick
MIN:Treadwell listed behind Johnson on depth chart

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So the Pats are keeping Kline?

Ryan kelly is elite

rowe for amendola
you heard it here first

Raiders will be quite alright this season and I won't have a reason to drink.

>sleeping on the chargers

:^)

dubs confirm

shit.

Based Rivers

>we
Are gonna repeat right guys??? R-right???

Bridgewater went like 17/20 for 40 yards every week, why is every acting like he's elite now all of a sudden? Bradford isn't that bad

Fucking
>yoink

This.

I don't know who started the Memewater is elite thing. I'll take Bradford over him any day.

Dem foreheads

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wrong RB pic senpai

Most are criminally underrating the vikings as a result.

If Bradford stays healthy he'll probably have a better season than memewater would've.

Feels good

>tfw titans are going to prep for bradford
>hill will start
>some of his flaws will be less noticed
>yfw hill game manages the fuck out of titans

But for real though my guess is that there's a 90% chance hill is the starter and the vikings won't announce who the starter is to "confuse" the titans.

Probably be game 2 starter

That seems crazy enough to work.

Chip Kelly will not have a job by next January.

I feel bad for him honestly. He should have never taken the 49ers job,.

yes he will, he'll last at least 2 season
coaching carousel is a bad idea, even Yod Jerk is smart enough to realize that

Me too. He should have stayed at Oregon. He's not cut out for the NFL.
I'm predicting Jed York firing him after only one season because of fan backlash after they go 1-15.

Only two days until we see who the better team was once and for all.

Win or lose, seeing how the Chip Kelly show works out this year is all the 9ers have going for them so I'm excited

You may only reply to this post if your team has already clinched their division

>not so fast punthers

>Sup Forums unironically believes we won't be at least three games better than last season

You aren't going to win your division as much as lose the least in it.

I don't know if you're fishing for (You)s, but here (You) go

Hard to do that when your QB throws 30 INTs every season

meme qb chart

>Wilson still has an O-line made of literal whos and shitters

how many sacks is Wilson gonna take? 7-10?

naa
most fans also realize a new coach every season is bad and can still remember the mid 2000s
also they'll get 4 or 5 wins

>get absolutely btfo in the last meeting
>b but this game will show who is better guize!

fuck off retarded weeb

I'm going to say 25. He's gonna get hammered.

>their star players are a sperg and a literal homo

The gints should be Sup Forums's team tbqh

Why have an o-line when you have a meme quarterback?

what did he mean by this

There is still one spot open, all you need is a (throw away) email and I can add you!

>>b but this game will show who is better guize!

The panthers will be lucky to beat the gutted Broncos team

he will in college football

>Tfw your team doesn't play untill Monday night

Is OBJ gay?

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>In
>Loins

He's not wrong though

>Marshall still thinks they cheated

You dont make it to the playoffs when you fail to hit .500
No amount of metric conversions can make it true you dirty canadian

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>Tied for the best record in the NFL
>Tied for the best offense in the NFL
>Tied for the best defense in the NFL

Apologize.

>You dont make it to the playoffs when you fail to hit .500

Wut? Didn't Seattle went to the playoffs with a 7-9 record some years ago?

Didnt the Rams win their fucking division with a 7-9 record?

I love Rivers' passion

>this is the worst day ever

Rodgers MVP season incoming

Their game will be overshadowed by the CLUSTER fuck that happens after

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That's a pretty big "if" frendinoali

>Rodgers thrusting a phallic object into a half-naked man

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I wish Rodgers would go back to Kevin Lanflisi.

You could tell the stress he was under last season having that hag Munn near him, bleeding every month.
He needs that boypussy to regain MVP form

>You dont make it to the playoffs when you fail to hit .500
What are the '14 Panthers*
What are the '10 Seahawks*
What are the '82 Browns**
What are the '82 LIONS**

>* Won the Wildcard match up to later lose in the Division round
>**Shortened season and they got absolutely BTFO but the point still stands

>how much money he had to give his room mate to shut up about their relationship

He's like a doggo that's always happy to see you. God I wish San Diego's front office weren't such a group of tight walleted pieces of shit. Phil deserves a ring

Bridgewater is an elite game manager who didn't turn the ball over.

That's what the Vikings want. What the Vikings don't want is to give away important draft picks for a guy with exploding knees even if he is a better QB than Bridgewater.

They should have rolled with Shaun Hill. The team is still young, excluding AP. AP is past the point where he can carry a team to an Owl anyway.

might as well pencil in a quick exit from the playoffs while you're at it. congrats on winning the special olympics though.

Is water wet?

aaron rodgers

Let's play a game /nfl/. Guess which week Sam Bradford will go down.

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>in just 17 weeks the season will be over for the majority of teams
>we will be in the cold embrace of winter, with only 6 more weeks of football left
>it will be dark at 4:30pm
>sports won't be relevant until the first couple weeks of baseball and then we'll all get bored
>it's the shittiest part of the NBA/NCAA season
>it's also 2017

I'm beyond sad just thinking about it famalam.

He wont
The Vikings Oline is good enough, and he will be handing the ball off enough that he will last the entire season.

The Rams had an absolute terrible offensive line

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Anyone watching Hard Knocks rn? Joyner is such an entitled cunt.

>being a non playoff scrub

>elite game manager

First play. Week 1.

I could really not be motivated to do that ever.

>/deathrowe/ gone

fug

>wanting to watch football in January
Enjoy being cold and getting eliminated in the 1st round

Gonna trip for this one
In their 6th game Bradford goes down
So week 6 or if they have an early bye, 7

Even bolder pick, he won't.

Let's play a better game. When Romo comes back early, does he go out for the season in the first or second game of his return?

Week 5 after throwing a pick and totally muffing a tackle

Bradford doesn't know the system and isn't good enough to make up for that

They'll run him out on a rail before he has time to acclimate, sorta like Matt Cassel (who also isn't that bad, contrary to all the memes) with the Cowboys last year

Checked
Calling week 7 he'll play a few games before he tears a labia during play

A little optimistic, aren't we? It would be pretty surprising if he even made it past the first practice

He's not that good either. He'll have to the entire season without getting hit, plus you have non contact injuries to worry about too. He's Mediciore glass instead of just mediocre

Has anyone seen an actual candid picture of Munn and Rodgers where they looked happy?
All of their posed photos she has her "I mean business" look while Rodgers has his big fake smile.

There are a ton of candid photos of Munn and her former boyfriend Joel Kinnaman looking extremely happy to be together.

I'm not confident he'll even play another snap. How much can a dude hurt his back and still play?

So guys
Will Lamar Miller take off with the Toxins or will he turn out to be a shitty ESPN meme?

Idk he was bretty gewd being the one of two decent offensive players in Miami, he should fare pretty well

who will the top 10 picks be in the 2017 draft?

Deshaun Watson, Myles Garrett, Leonard Fournette, Jalen Tabor...

Who else?

I dunno Usually a Dolphins player is mediocre somewhere than excels elsewhere.

I can't recall the opposite happening. not that is some magic rule or anything, just saying

I think he'll at least be servicable. As long as they have aserviciable run blovk and dont run it -5 times a game he's not durable enough to be an everydown back i can tell you that

As a Toxins fan, he'll end up a meme. The offensive line is a pizza shit. Nick Martin is out for the year after ankle surgery, who knows when the hell Duane Brown is coming back, and Derek Newton is only just coming back (not that he was great to begin with but he's all the Texans have at right tackle considering the absolute lack of depth on the O-line).

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Don't fret friendo, Trump will be president by then

You fags better not take Wentz in the flex league tomorrow
I'm taking him with the last pick and he is mine
I wont trade shit for him either
Don't be a faggot and take him, hes mine
He will take off
Osweiler is low-key good
Broncos knew this and tried to jew him
Not worth 20 whatever toxins Gave him but good.
Also not worth his ADP though ots a crime how he is above doug Martin and thr like

I honestly would not be sad with the Lions tanking another promising looking year if it means they get to draft Leonard Fournette. They need a big, dumb runner like him who can get two yards when it matters.

I think they're a cute couple

i'm taking him #1 overall