Two sentence horror stories

Two sentence horror stories.


The door slowly creaked open. I began to scream.

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That's fucking garbage.

There was a faggot. His name was OP.

My waitress come to the table.
She was old.

November 8th. Hillary Clinton wins.

Faggots. Faggots everywhere.

The sewage is backed up. I have to take a shit.

Elections have concluded. Hillary has won.

My step daughter fell asleep naked.
My phone was dead.

Shiiiiiit this is great news.

Goodbye mission control. Thanks for trying.

No matter who wins, it will be scarier than spooky scary skeletons. Yikes!

you awake at 7 a.m. Your feet are turkeys!!!!

I've seen Gravity. Fuck that mess.

It is Halloween Night.
My van is out of gas.

The last man alive on earth was about to fall asleep in the shelter. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door.

The wind is howling. There is a shape staring at you.

...fuck

The gunfire drew closer to the bunker. But the enemy is 5 miles out.

Knocker was woman. Next.

Jimmy awoke to the streaks of sunlight rising from the West. It was then he knew that something has gone horribly wrong.

All that is evil is not trying to get you in its grasp.
It is trying to keep you there.

I connected to Sup Forums. There were new threads.

Your forgot to shut the front door as you left for work. You hear your dog yelp in pain as you're backing out of your driveway.

OP dropped the soap. I boner'd.

You're just about to cum.
The camera suddenly cuts to a close-up of the guy's face!

You go to thrust. OP was your grandma.

You got trips. You are phone.

>You go to thrust. OP was your grandma.

True horror right here

Stay here in the closet. Don't come out.

You mom holds out her new born child for you to see.
It's black.

It was a dark and stormy night.

And the shoes were full of feet.

That's when you realize. You too are black.

I woke up to find my wife by my side. She died 5 years ago.

These paintings are very creepy, thought the man

These windows werent here last night

>You mom holds out her new born child for you to see.
>It's black.

Drop kick nigglet out window

Millennials can't retire until 75 years old. Baby Boomers still blame them for economy.

Finally, someone wants to suck your cock.
It's your uncle Dan.

As you walk downstairs to your mother who had just called your name you hear a sound in the closet. "I heard it too, son, don't go down there."

How you ended up swinging by a wire tied to your balls from a bridge over railroad tracks towards an on coming express is the least of your worries.

The pact you just made with Satan for should be in the top three at leastimmortality

The door slowly creaked open...
Then the were-cock pounced.

At least his technique has improved from the time you were eight.

Boo

You check your fucks-given-o-meter. It's not at zero.

This could have been done much better

As you watch the news on John Lenins death eating your pjotr the phone rings. Who was phone?

The scariest part, you realize with a jolt, isn't that somebody might be in your house. It's that you might be alone.

Why user, dear gods why...

fuck

In 7 days it happens
And anyone could win

penis.
chainsaw.

>Millennials give all social security monies to niggers, retards, immigrants, mentally ill, and slackers.

>Wonder why there isn't any monies left.

Footsteps could be heard from downstairs. You rush down only to find muddy clove hoof tracks all over your house.

she strips. she pulled out a dick bigger then mine.

You drop your pants and begin to shit

You feel empty pockets

"Well Rex, we finally lost our virginity."
"Nope," the dog replies, "anal doesn't count."

Damn, existential realism is 2 spooky...

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You pour a bowl of cereal. There is no milk.

Black community. I'm white.

>have tooth removed
>have to use a tissue or else you get dry socket -_-

I kick the stool and hang loose from the ceiling.

I wake up in bed the next day.

His cold dead eyes followed you a you rolled over. "You will keep your promise"

Your eyes tear up as you realize what you're seeing is real. She turns to you, and her black eyes pierce your soul.

Too spooky.
I'm out.

The victim laid dead at the hands on the japanese assassin

In the end, the mans name is moot

the 'ol

There the last person on earth sat alone in his house. Suddenly he heard a knock on the door.

After realizing the lack of milk you try to participate in a riot.

Then all of a sudden...

I can do it in once sentence.

I had just done with cleaning up from a massive jerk-off session when I noticed the webcam light.

So you listen to her. You take out the trash like our mom asked.

...you hear your sister moan in the other room.

You finally get fed up with the scratching noise coming from under your bed. You look down and see yourself looking back.

The night was sultry. The pills didn't work.

Sounds like a dream, not a nightmare

You are dating a cute grill who is in to video games and anime like you. You go through her internet history while she is sleeping and find a bunch of BBC porn.

She's a ham planet with hygiene issues.

He had sex with her after the bar. She stayed at his house unti 2 pm the next day.

You feel your phone vibrate and look at it, seeing a text from your mother telling you to come downstairs. It's quite a shame she died whilst giving birth to you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket

He was homosexual

The first day of the case, you couldn't find a single clue on how the man was murdered. The second day, you realized you could just ask him.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

Hey, that's pretty good.

You decide to jerk off. As you nut, you realize there is no tissue.

The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.

After a long day at work I was walking to my car under the scorching summer sun. It was then I suddenly remembered I was supposed to drop the baby off at daycare on my way in this morning.

Sup Forums shut down. Metafilter victorious!

My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.

KEK. Zozzle.

I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with “–2,378,231 rows affected.”

“Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.”

I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.

The longer I wore it the more it grew on me. She had such pretty skin.

The post was underrated. No one noticed.

I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

Anakin joined the dark side because of this space nigger.

One day, the mods without warning abandoned their stations. Sup Forums was unable to stop me from posting sinks.

It's been seven hours and the voices at the door won't go away.
They haven't realized the door locks from the outside.