Well?

Well?

"Regular order?"

"But I think the asians were trying to drop the price more so it might not even be sold"

"Did you want to go to the movies later?"

"why won't you"

"i don't think american staples need sustenance though"

"I was outside and she called again."

"Sounds good, i'll be there"

i dont have a phone

"Replace my fence cunt"

also, I had some tortellini because Kyle had some leftover and want's to get rid of it

"As long as I don't have jack in the box tonight it shouldn't be a problem lol"

"it's when you have nothing better to do, so...."

"Clothes in dryer, doctors on Sunday"

"Went well"

"and i don't know when I'll stop." it was split text

I fully expected them to lose this game.

"Is it gay to jack it to this?"

"my mom ate my dog two minutes ago"

172.56.26.113

"k".

Am I working tomorrow?

"No but he said it might turn into it."

"oh"

"House is secure."

"No big"

kek

oi you can't drop that bomb and then just disappear.

Wats going on fag

"i fucking hate niggers"

cam still wants pizza?

>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


fitting

"And then she stopped texting me"

someone's taking it in the bum tonight

On the crapper...call you shortly.

"Ate to much im going to explode"

What was the bomb?

"But mom the school bathrooms have shit and piss stains all over and I don't want to poop on a toilet with poop smeared all over it"

"Alright rob, take care"

Thats a weird text to send

"I'm here"

And that's more than enough

hot

"I guess so"

I got a blister carving it tho

"kek"

"Merci bcp ! Bonne soirée"

>mfw

"i put em in fridge overnight right?"

Well, did he?

"I don't want your dumbass soundcloud"

"I shared it on google drive"

"Maybe later tonight"

"hey dude happy Halloween"
feels bad man

Why does your ass hurt?

I'm okay.

"No not yet, I'll look."

"When are you going for BCT?"

"hey what pizza should i bring and how many?"

I feel like you are the type of person who could attempt a fairly accurate rendition of ave maria with your asshole

Like Urahara, been there since the beginning of the series and we only get to see benihime's shikai

Happy birthday! The dog food disappeared last night, I'm going to walk them this morning but I'm not able to buy dog food....I hope you get back soon

This happens when you dont suck me

"I can't go >:|"

"yeah lmao"

"Your memes are shit"

...

"Those icons are why I hate you"

"dude. its 3 in the fucking morning. Whats the problem?"

>in the middle of texting someone who's grandma just died
I'm sorry.

Talking about the cubs?

...

U in?

Doing this the right way

"It wasn't that great lol"

Looks like my toilet bowl after a shit

"Diddy Kong is the real god"

I'm meeting the Egyptians in Jersey City later.

"yo what up with it?"

All Keks

"Fuck you aaron"

streaks

The feels

(ex gf) is now studying to become a teacher, the image in my head is anxiety problems + obsessive + sex things

"Is it weird if my asshole itches when I take a shit?"

Hello madam president

"I like burning churches"

Yes, i do want spaghetti

>"Try it some day."

"Im in an exercise all week"

Jacob. If i have to hear about your new toaster one more god damned time i swear to god im gonna kill you with it

"People like to bitch about anything these days"

>I'm going out trick or treating. Love you

I guess it was a trick.

>"Browsing through Sup Forums"
>"brb"

"Sweet!"

Hey, I've never asked anyone this before, but you seem like a different girl. Can I smell your feet?

we good i deposited for 5

You wanna come over to my place and hang out tonight?

"seriously why do we accept Jews in society they want to destroy us all"
her response was "wheres Hitler when you need him"

"Yesssss, how bout tomorrow after I get home?"

You always do this XD