Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
youtu.be/omYKI8RJaIg
wowhead.com/item=50316/papas-brand-new-bag
steamcommunity.com/id/Cc4b/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>mfw this thread

mandatory uta claim

youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Someone pick a weapon type for me to use in Skyrim

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One handed axe.

Those of you located in New York, I suggest you leave before 11:25.

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Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
O-oh my, thank you senpai~
Well if you really want them...

Bare hands.

all these fucking rules so you faggots can pretend you're homoweeb. where is the fun

So a few months ago I promised an user I would mail him corn dogs for Christmas

Does anyone know who that was?

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One-handed sword. Swords are the fastest melee weapons, and one-handed weapons leave the other hand free for spells, or another weapon. Y'know, for duel wielding.

Also sonata claim

Also sonata

only 3-5 are actual rules
the rest are either a guide or a joke.
ill let you guess which ones.

still alive and done with studying
god damn tired though, gonna hit the hay for 3 hours
goodnight guys

Goodnight

no you're not, you will wake up in an hour and a half.

Axes are gross

I will punch a dragon to death for you

Dual wielding is a meme
It's either magic or a board to match my sword

Dagger(s).

It both works for his character and is a good play style. Cool.

hug me yuno

Eh, whatever floats your boat.

yes please.... I'm begging you.

>Axes are gross
Don't disappoint me or my Skyrim character ever again.

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I'll be the most shit ninja ever
unless there's a perk in smithing to fold the steel 1000 times

Not my fault axes are shit

how's your day been? :o
I want lewds of little miku ;-;
your waifu has a stupid name

..right

W-well ok here you go
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Babe!

Such a nice outfit, those tits are begging to come come out. I request moar, your highness!

Get the proper roll and I will consider.

They are the most badass weapon type. Daggers are cool too but swords feel pretty generic to me.

カラミチーマス

I hate people. Just throwing that out there.

youtu.be/omYKI8RJaIg

cutie??
rolling ;-;
I love this one, but there's one that I love the most :o

Chiaki needs more love

Hello senpai~
Well if you really like them
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I like bratty girls

sure does

That's me!

Which one would that be senpai?~

>Juvia

Fine, yours?

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wowhead.com/item=50316/papas-brand-new-bag

Try again.

I have that on my DK.

wow cute mini girl!
the one on the bed c:
I called a guy mam all phone call at work :o
love this one too!

I have one of those on most characters... but then again I'm wotlkfag.
It's free and only 2 slots bellow Portable Hole, sign me up.

You fail once again, how many more tries should I give you?

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I want to fap before it gets too late and I need to go to bed ;-;

You're hinting at this one right senpai?~
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Kek

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Sage

Whose dick do I have to suck to get a (you)

no but all your pics are amazing c:
wow homura, you're really nice! :)
I want to suck yours ;-;

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Moots.

No ones mavis
Hello mavis
Oh no, I've failed you senpai
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Nigga I was joking, keep your hands to yourself. Pervert.

this weeb shit is killing Sup Forums. all of you please kill yourselves.

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You big rapist

Evening

you pass the cutie test!

A+ cute :)
if you ever want to send me a dick pic, you can do so privately, I will never show anyone and I only praise!

You little virgin

Crafting bags help a ton with space

>Thinking you'll be a shit ninja.
>Two guilds in Skyrim that are for that exact purpose.
Might I suggest the quest Pieces of the Past?

>Uses axes.
Then I'm already a disappointment to you. The only axes that are useful are the ones used to mine. Even at that. it's only best to have gotten all three of the special ones so you aren't carrying around useless tools.

P-please senpai you'll make me blush
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*Even at that, it's only best...etc.

Random cat fact

Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually

I'd imagine they scratch more.

Good evening.

I don't see how any guilds would make me good at sneaking up on bears and shit

I might just get a big sword and swing it at stuff

you're cuter when you blush c:
I let my cat play with my hand and occasionally he will bite me :o

What does this mean?

Have you considered Throwing fireballs? Newfag

Hello. Have we talked before?

Probably not, but the more the merrier. How's your evening/night been?

Sneaking up on animals are one of the things bows can be used for, you should've learned that in the tutorial! But really, I'm not one to give out spoilers, so I still suggest that you join one or both of those guilds.

Pretty boring yours?

im gonna go watch some shitty movies, if anyone wants any edits in this time contact me using this shitty thing:
steamcommunity.com/id/Cc4b/
i will probably do it because i'm bored

Now how many die from bites every year?
N-no please, you'll make me blush more~
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They do, but I usually only place those on banks since I don't do a lot of gathering.
Farming honor in bg's, converting it into gems and carrying scrubs in arena was my breadwinner.

I don't use gear or spells in Skyrim because they are strong, I use them because they fit the character I have in mind.
>The only axes that are useful are the ones used to mine.
Not when you have a hundred mods.

Just wish I could use a greatsword with one hand

but that's the plan c:
what are you doing with the other hand? :o

here

Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it’s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.

Magic

I'm finally almost done. Now I can just sit back, and relax with my money while paying off my card for a while.

The Fate look works even better with that eyepatch.

The same, tired from exercising a while ago, but I'll sleep like a stone tonight. Boring can be a good thing when nothing's stressing you out- easy come, easy go.

The world’s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat’s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.

thanks mavis dont know if id buy that though

tomoko is cute when she smiles :)
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Ah! No it's not!
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That didn't answer my question but an interesting cat fact

That sounds fun. Im just sitting in discord bored.

A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime

Is that the same as civet coffee? On another note, if anyone is looking for a large dog the size of a bear that will guard both home and livestock, a Caucasian Ovcharka might be for you.

Find something to do. Half the time I'm waifuposting around this time of night I'm taking surveys or doing other stuff for a little bit of side money.

forgot pic.

I love her cheeks when they blush :o

and her hair!