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FM 17? November.
features? October.
beta? you = always. for FM: October.
feels. just keep going strong:
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>beating me just as I'm about to hit enter
>youtube.com
>Otamendi scoring to equalise
kool
New user here. Explain this Mike meme please
>Venezuela
Now you see what Messi has to carry.
Also, fuck Di Maria.
Also, Pratto: 2 matches, 1 goal. Played better than Higuain too, not that that'd be hard.
how come my u20s aren't being rotated for their matches? they're in the middle of playing 3 in 6 days. they're almost dead.
>tfw that song was the Penguins theme song the past year
>tfw they won the Stan Lee Cup
not even sorry, TIME TO PARTY.
(p.s. it took me way too long to try and make that OP post, i started at liek 520 and had some troubles with coordination)
yeahhhhhh buddy.
BINGO
>Have to start this kid since literally everyone's gone to the olympics
>I don't really even want him
>He's like 5th in the depth chart
>He fucking does this
I hate this guy. I really do
jesus, wine is efficient
So you're telling me I need to start getting drunk off wine?
>Party Hard
Isnt that part 1/3 of hockey's theme song?
Along with
Japandroids - "The House That Heaven Built"
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The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger
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Yeah but you can drink way less of a stronger drink like pisco or vodka and be drunker on less drink and thus less calories
It depends if you're including Zombie Nation, Garry Glitter, Blur, Jump, Panama, and other countless 80s and 90s hits.
>Jozy scored
Well the route is on. Sorry Nicki Manaj
no e in rout lad
JOZYYYYYYYYYYYYY
no, m9, this:
twitter.com
it was a rather fun ride last season, if you could forget the hangovers you had from trying to forget every match from before January.
yeah but wine is a real casual drunk, not so much a quick aggro drunk that hard liquor provides.
PILLAR
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I'm worried about some butcher hurting Pulisic
Top name. I feel like buying him just from that.
What is the Man Management of the dude in charge? The AI is pret- ahem, completely and irremediably retarded so pay attention to that.
Decent /fit/ grill btw.
PULISIC ASSIST ALERT
PULISIC GOAT ALERT
PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Jozy scoring 2
Delete Country
My money's on it being Kevin Molino
Fair, I coordinate those with other sports equally and not just hockey
>pisco
With Grapefruit juice is lovely.
Wine is great to get drunk on but I never compensate with water so it leaves to a very sluggish hangover. Partially my fault but it is what it is.
that's not a pulisic goal there chilly
bruh i said assist.
and Carlos Ruiz has fucking 5 (FIVE) GOALS NOW?
>Carlos Ruiz has 5 goals
He said GOAT
Yeah, I misread GOAT.
But it's still not a pulisic assist.
Nevermind, Dirtmount having "Worldwide" reputation cucked them instead.
>other sports equally and not just hockey
I suppose.
Fugg off Kem quit killing the buzz
2nd Altidore goal was. GK never touched the cross
HOW AM I KILLING THE BUZZ WHEN I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT PULIGOAT JUST DID
Oh yeah...
>Sending kids against big burly DEUTSCHE QUALITÄT centre-backs
>no a pulisic goal
damn
that's not a PULIGOAL there kem
Literal who goal alert
Perfectly calm about tonight? I know I may be.
he was an integral part of that goal and most of the United States' play in the second half.
he has been fantastic and the rest of the US players have been smart about spreading the T&T defesne with runs that open up space for more attacking play that Pulisic delivers.
what a joy this second half has been to watch as far as a team performance is concerned.
On the bright side, if Honduras wins, they might get DQ'd for match fixing
I'm "unfortunately" going to miss it all because I have a soccer practice at the same time
but fuck it, I know the game hasn't started yet, but we've already won (and honduras have lost by 15) so let's celebrate
>Carlos Ruiz has still outscored the USMNT tonight
Utter failure of a game desu
Pulisic is trending, the #hype is real. watch out, Freddy Adu.
kek, that man is an MLS legend in my eyes, and that's all that matters.
...
This for 6,25M. Would you? I'm thinking no beucase of that crossing.
DLP.
Not enough Aggression for my taste in a DM DLP
His Dribbling is more of an issue than his Crossing, and fixing both will be nearly impossible. Still would make a great CM, especially with that Vision, Team Work and Work Rate although his Marking is a bit weak.
Doesn't matter with his Anticipation.
>tfw i just realized my Croatian Second League side has a full blooded interantional amongst its ranks
thanks, Canada, hopefully it'll be a draw for other players down the line.
np
USA you better keep a fucken clean sheet you fuckers.
:3
Drunk team talks are a far bigger problem than drunk transfer windows
OCB vs LCFC are hilarious games, mostly because I don't know which team is which half the time
Lads make sure you prioritise CM's when you need to upgrade
Fucking agony without a good one
survey time, /trb/:
>option one: stay up for the Mex/Hon match, tribble, pound the rest of this sixer and then a half gallon of water
or
>option two: go to sleep right now
timely answers pls
One.
the first one
also watch canada
>Pound the rest of this sixer
Is that some newfangled slang about masturbation?
wew larin
Canada match it is
six pack of beer famigilia
The fix is on la
Hey I think that might have been offsides...
Who gets DQ'd for match fixing after this game?
Honduras, preferably.
>willingly watching a Canada game
>while Brazil-Colombia is on
I think you've had a beer too many.
that's on tomorrow night though?
concaf > conbol
pfft
fuck is Coutinho playing?
i know Tite didn't call up Firmino for whatever reason.
He just came on la
neat.
right time to tune in then.
In all seriousness, I don't think I've watched a Concacaf match in years, are they as bad as I imagine them?
Told you.
They're entertaining, la. Unlike whatever shit show Arg-Ven was
Well putting Coutinho was a fucking great sub
QTINHO WITH THE ASSIST LAS
Tite is a tactical mastermind.
>Unlike whatever shit show Arg-Ven was
Argentina matches are always boring. Unless Messi plays, in which case it's a boring shit show sprinkled with some excitement. Though the last 20 minutes of this match were fairly entertaining.
Depends on how bad you think it is.
Now that's the coutinho I recognise
>Tite is a tactical mastermind.
he sure does know how to play against Sudamerika sides for one, can't wait to see how he fares against intercontinental opposition.
man is a genius.
>Larin
YOU ASKED TO LEAVE YOU TWAT
It just keeps happening
>man is a genius.
(when he wants to be)
forgot to add that qualifier.
Yeah I was referring to him somehow not scoring
...
Who is that guy and what happened?
Somebody has a webm that answers all your questions.
breaking records. possibly. maybe.
exactly, that's what i meant to say but hit enter before typing in the parenthetical aside. because alcohol or whatever and stuff or something.
Young Canadian striker who is tearing up MLS for Orlando that famously Torres'd against El Salvador in the Gold Cup last year and hasn't lived it down since.
Oh, the guy that missed that impossible goal. kek
From this game alone he hasn't deserved not to.
>has a goal
I mean...granted it could be 3-0 right now.
dunno what it is about Cuadrado but i fucking hate him and hope he has both legs broken and ends his career.
He could've scored 8 goals in the last 2 games.
That's just every Juventus player
>That's just every Juventus player
sad thing is i think Claudio Marchisio is a n absolutely criminally underrated player. bout the only one on Juve i can find any sort of sympathy for.
How can you hate Dybala?
Ask Martino
He's part of the ridiculous pro-English bias present in my save right now.
I got you senpai