/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels/ Sampha's 8.6 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 6
Nights since last BNM: 8

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Al Jarreu
-The Grammys happened and still don't matter
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here

Other urls found in this thread:

pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22721-prelapsarian/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

#grammyssowhite

Fuck off Pitchfork.

Take your garbage fake indie propaganda elsewhere.

Fuck off. All of you dickhead shills need to go.

DAILY REMINDER


PITCHFORK = CONDE NASTE


FAKE INDIE

CORRUPT AS ALL FUCK

THEY START THESE THREADS THEMSELVES

SAD

occasional reminder:
/p4k/ is forever
+@ were robbed
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
i miss good content guy, who was murdered by shitposters.

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Fuck off you disgusting scabs.

Pitchfork = CNN

Your website isn't welcome here.

>Pitchfork = CNN

Pitchfork = Soroswave

I wonder why anyone bothers making these threads anymore.

Did we ever like P4K? Ever? They're 8 years out elder, granted that dosen't imply they're a good site but has Sup Forums hated P4K since 2004?

this. amazed that the mods allow this shit.

Nigga fuck off. Your website posts lies in an attempt to create racial disharmony. FUCK OFF.

kek
these threads have been around for years
fuck off with your superiority bullshit

It's ridiculous. It's fucking native advertising.

Corporate websites still suck.

So, you've been shilling for years? Fuck off. P4k has decided to go full Soros retard. They get no respect. LEAVE.

has anyone seen rape meme guy?

>lol us shitfork employees have been doing it for years that makes it okay XD

#ExpelP4k

imagine being this triggered by a website

P4K is literally TMZ-tier

Fuck off niggers. You're not welcome here.

Pitchfork has just become not even fun to laugh at anymore. It's a new low.

What's everyone listening to?

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Worse. CNN tier. I have more respect for TMZ.

I'm mods should make them leave if all they do is cause trouble

it's a free board I guess, but who really cares

Pitchfork fucking sucks.

Fuck off. You print race baiting garbage fake news. You have no credibility anymore.

Honestly, it's been pretty funny watching all these newfags freak out

Taking a break from reading Francis "Write Like A Fuck" Bacon for my Philosophy midterm tomorrow

Personally I'm praying for a chance to disrespect one of these scab weasel nerds irl.

you fool no one. Get a semi-honorable job.

>cause trouble
Because posting a nightly thread is causing trouble

>white knighting a website this hard
After a brief moment of pity I'm just like

Imagine being so out of touch with reality, and butt blasted about a music website that you think a website that gets like 8 million unique visitors a month is advertizing on this sub-board of a website that gets like 600k

Your website is garbage and lies and propaganda.

Yes you cause trouble.

LEAVE

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My degree is in Engineering Physics, its an elective credit

not white knighting, I think p4k is shit, if you knew anything about this thread we're just shitposting about it. But all you guys being maximo triggered about it are funny

And yet here we are. OP writing fucking novelas everynight.


Go

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You fool no one. Kill yourself you fraud.

Imagine being so assmad about someone saying mean things about your favorite website/employer, that you try so hard to defend its honor on a Checkloslovokian pizza making chat room.

>w-we're shitposting about it that's totally n-not a way to advertise without making it look like we're advertising!

Go write a fucking think piece about Solange or something lowlife.

I've been on Sup Forums since 93, Im not goin anywhere

>Pitchfork
>people who visit Pitchfork
>people who defend the honour of Pitchfork

They're doing everything in their power to stay relevant in a scene where they're no longer welcome.

Did you see the R A R E 8.1 BNM?

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>pitchfork
More like SHITFORK

Kill yourself dirtbag.


>muh racism at the Grammys

corporate bitch boy

Yah, didn't deserve it, the album is like 4 good singles and a lot of filler shit, like most albums coming out of that scene

You have nothing to say because we're right.

Your website is a yellow journalism commie rag.

>2017
>posting using a tripcode

you guys will never get to touch Zoe

Stop talking to yourselves. You're faggot little rich kids geeting exploited by conde naste.

>pitchfork

More nothing.

DESU p4k is just a flase flag to get you to ignore the fact that we're turning american Jewish while you arent looking

fucking newbie doesn't even respect the history of /p4k/, disgrace, sad!

Just fuck my shit up senpai

Conde Naste checks keep the lights on to be straight with you

They get paid fuck all too.

They do it for social status.

>all these pitchdork defenders
OBSESSION

MAKE /P4K/ GREAT AGAIN

it's 100% corporate lies and nonsense.


If you want to go with:

(((100% corrporate lies and nonsense)))


it wouldn't be inaccurate.

Zoe coming to FUCK you all up

You're literally a bitch.

How do you live with yourself?

at the last p4k meeting we stopped bullshitting ourselves and just whipped out the dreidels and chocolate coins

U G L Y
G
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you're not funny at all.


Why don't you give us some Grammy statistics about fake racism?

because that's what your employer is all about.

>he's a pitchfork shill
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only time he'll feel a sense of belonging in his pathetic life
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

Generally by listening to ambient music in my nice Conde Nast apartment

Is Zoe the only person left to review metal albums?
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22721-prelapsarian/

You're a fucking male bitch boy version of Anita Sarkeesian.

How do you live with yourself?

alright now you've crossed a line boy

They pay fuck all. You're not even good at greed. You actually think working at pitchfork is cool. baka

>he is over the age of 14 and visits SHITFORK

Got any new comfy ambient recs?
I could use something like that for after work

Like anyone in the metal community reads this rag.

she's the only good one thats for sure

see

>pitchfork

fuck off. you fool no one.

Oh wait, I mean listen to Solange. She's the comfiest ambient artist in all l the world.

>what I envision myself doing to shitdork fans every night whilst I dream :^)

the new Bing and Ruth is pretty good if you want a mega, also the new William Basinski obv, and not-ambient-but Max Richter

Thanks for all the bumps new friends
This thread might have died without you
And pic related is what I'm currently playing

>pitchfork

>SHIT4K

try Sufjan he super comfy cozy senpai.

Or that new Annie Hall, she's like the dope shit.


Or maybe some Grizzly Bear. He's cold chilin.

can everyone calm down Im running out of hothead memes

>shitdork

I saw Basinski play the new album in December
I'll probably pick up the lp after my next paycheck

IT IS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN, AND YET HE VISITS PITCHFORK

when the Sup Forums b8 is just right

Have you heard that new Father John Misty? He's like totally the voice of your generation.

Maybe they'll bump you to $13hr if you suck a dick or two.

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It's interesting, don't know if I'd praise it as highly as other people seem to be, but it's good. The other ambient stuff I've been listening is revisiting Dragging A Deer - Grouper, and Moenai Hai - The Gerogerigegege if you like noise with your ambient.

I prefer that new Beck record. He's wacky.

kill yourself. You no dick about music and have zero integrity.

Man imagine if Mccain won, what a fucked looking face, lol. Guess it's an improvement visual wise from where we are now, but at least we had 8 years of President "Look Good While Bombing Your Kids" Obama.

>WHEN MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T VISIT PITCHFORK CAUSE I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK AS SOON AS I'M DONE MY CARMEL MOCHIATTA FROM 'BUCKS