What would you do to my cousin, anons?

What would you do to my cousin, anons?

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marry her

I'd fuck her until she bleeds whilst choking her out and spitting I'm her face

Fuck her. Bend her over a table, pull her dress up, and rail her until I pump her cunt full of cum.

I'd let my seed course through her

Why is this person squatting with random alcohol?

It's a Slav thing, user.

Would drag her to the nearest restroom, and then push her against the wall while spreading her legs and fuck her hard.

I'd take her out dancing in that outfit.
Not "Gyrate around like you're epileptic" dancing.
But real fuckin' dancing.

Then I'd probably peel her clothes off with my teeth and make passionate love to her.

I would give her a total orgasm, probably the best of her life.

Who is the one on her left op?

10/10 would give my virginity

Double anal

pee in her butt

I would make her work in my offshore call center for a really cheap wage

>Take her to a nice restaurant
>Refuse to go dutch even though she ordered the more expensive food
>Take for a beautiful moon lit stroll down the boardwalk
>She hints that she's cold and I give her my jacket
>Mention how the jacket looks better on her anyway
>We have the slightest kiss just a preview for the rest of the night
>I take her back to my apartment where my roommate Tyrone proceeds to fuck her while I watch from my recliner

So OP can I date your cousin?

that person is me asshole,

I would totally take her to a nice dinner

destroy her and enjoy her big lips around my cock multiple times
>non /b mode
she looks very kind, op. you're a pos for degrading her here.
>inb4 anything
just sayin'.

I'll send her back to guantanamo

I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

OP you from NJ? Both of those girls look vaguely familiar

>this fagguette doesn't understand the different types of browns

Hey Op, what is the probability of her became your wife?

probably have a bawdy multi-day marriage party with tandoori chicken and a pepto-bismo fountain

do you even english?

i dunno, i guess ask her what time it is or something

>implying you ever have had somewhere to be

id see how many licks it takes to get to the center of her curry holes

m-moar?

I try. What is the probability? Some aunt already tried arranged you both?

Reverse image search and then troll her on normiebook

Show her how to use a toilet

what? i'm not op, i'm asian you hobbit faggot.

So shut up, I'm trying to satisfy my sadism imagining a family tragedy and you are bothering me.

it's my fault you'r fucked up in the head? interesante, amigo.

Post feet and i'll tell you

No, i'm trying satisfy my sadism, i'm not trying "cure myself", and this conversation is over you have nothing to offer me.

Grab her by the pussy

>this convo is over
kek, like a junior high dramady. and yes it is over, much like this thread, faggot.

If you had something to offer me I would continue, the only one who has is faggOp who don't answer my questions.

sorry but this conversation is over, please try your call again.

Kek, would continue mean something that could happen but isn't happening, you are a little stupid.

for english, press one. for fucktard, tap yourself on the shoulder, for operator, kys in a bathtub.

bahhh, that is just silly and isn't funny, again you has nothing to offer me.

Would deport, then build a wall to keep out. Pajeets go home!