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New secrets/confession thread anons.

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I watch Dance Moms

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I can get drunk and suck my own dick for my dominatrix ex over skype while my wife sleeps in the other room.

The only happiness in my life is watching a set of twin girls do challenge videos every week on Youtube. If they stop doing youtube, I am going to off myself.

cheating on a gf is a turn on for me and it's why I haven't had a stable relationship in 5 years. I desperately want to find a woman who likes being cheated on but they are far and few.

when that happens, please an hero on yt for everyone to see

Im a fat 23 year old ugly female. Ill be killing myself on my 24th birthday. None of my family suspects a thing.

Well shit nigga whats the channel?

I'll dedicated that video to them, and to Sup Forums.

Why dont you be less fat for your 24th birthday instead? Seriously.

Probably cause your ass won't go to them for help.

you are a true hero

Cant fix ugly.

Check out the Merrell Twins. They're the happiest people I know.

Well give it a shot anyway. A hot body can make up for a bad face.

I lost 30 lbs but am stuck now. Too depressed to try harder. RIP

my moms friend tried to car me in the back of my fonger

Start sucking dick for self esteem.

Current weight? If you can go through with killing yourself you can handle eating less.

I cheated on my girlfriend 2 years ago and desperately want that girl back.

I guarantee there's a guy out that that's in your league, having a really hard time finding you. Don't lose faith.

this story sounds familiar
where u at? ugly fat girls are kind of my thing

170 at 5ft2

I've literally had nightmares about being an ugly chick, godspeed you unfortunate soul.

Protip: easiest, most effective way to suicide is shotgun to the head. Pills are probably the worst option. Hanging is okay if you set it up right but sucks a lot if you don't. Plastic bag over head+helium into bag is the most painless way, and 100% effective, but sort of a bitch to set up. Good luck

I havent had sex in four years. Even masturbating has become depressing because I can barely remember what sex feels like and I cant imagine having it again.

I've had a porn addiction since I was 11. I'm 23. Don't even fap to it half the time. I just like looking at it.

Im going slash wrist in warm bathtub.

Please don't give up on yourself. Seek someone out who can help you. A friend you can talk too. You already started your journey to a better body, and you can't give up now. I promise you'll feel so much better if you put in that work and lose that weight. As for being ugly, you're not. There is a person out there for literally everyone. I really believe that. I have the same problem. I thought I was too ugly and didn't understand why anyone would want me. It's an extremely common problem a lot of people have and I promise you that someone out there would be interested in you. Don't give up hope.

I constantly am in a state of wanting to kill myself.

Eat less, move more. Ugly is subjective and its way easier in life for an ugly girl than an ugly guy (trust me). You have make up and all those little tricks girls do.

I ferl that.

You're gonna fuck it up. Here, check this out.

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

that's fat, but not an-hero-grade fat. I've fucked girls bigger than that and the same girls after they lost 100lb.

at 23 you can get a gastric sleeve, lose a tonne of weight, and have way less of a loose skin problem than most people who do it. And that's only if the eating-well-and-exercising-shit doesn't work.

It's true. Can confirm. Gave it a go and now am eternal emo fag with scars.

I am going to kill question guy.

Thank you.

I cant help but think this is QG running a false flag operation

I know i have a boyfriend but admitted to only being attracted to my fat ass.

The only three women I've ever been in relationships with all dumped me by cheating. I haven't dated in five years and I still can't bring myself to get close to women. I don't even feel the slightest bit of interest in dating at all, even if I really like certain women I meet.

Huh. Neat site. I dont see how being hit by a train can take 17 mins to kill you and be so low on the pain scale though.

I'm planning to murder the guy I love on friday.

>Has bf
>Who likes you being fat
>Wants to an hero
Lol wtf?

How?

post nudes, we'll either help bolster your spirits or depress you to the point of just doing it

averages fam. when it works it's instant and pain-free, when it goes wrong it takes a long time for you to die.

Why?

Post ass.

I'm gay...

It looks weird because of how broad "getting hit by a train" is as a catagory.

For example, a dude who tries to puss out at the last moment and just loses a leg is going to take a while to bleed out and probably be in a lot of pain, whereas someone who does it right will become mashed potato instantly.

I imagine any train-induced injury would also probably send you into shock, which would cause the pain to be lower.

Ever acted on it?

I was so desperate to be a date I pretended I liked MLP on OKC to get a brony girl to go on a date with me. She cancelled the day before.

Where?

samefag

People who choose death by train are dicks. Cause delays for everyone and fucks up a drivers life.

I mean, not in person. I've sexted but always pussy out of a confrontation

Glad I'm not the only one. I can't even explain why I enjoy watching it. I've sometimes caught myself subconsciously opening up Google and searching some kinky shit, then be all like "oh shit, I meant to get on Facebook"

What are you afraid of?

Huh, suprisingly no pedo confessions yet.

this
delaying thousands of people by about an hour each and causing permanent trauma to some guy trying to do his job? fucking shit move

Do you think you're full gay?

...

Eh. You should paint your toenails. Not the worst I've seen by a long shot.

I class myself as straight but once a year or so I get curious and start chatting to guys online and thinking about trying it. Always pussy out though.

I mean, if I found a girl I was attracted to that would be cool, but its never happened yet.

I can hear my younger bro "get off" at night because our beds are against the same wall. I haven't told him because it'd be awkward. Still feels wrong to not do anything though.

I've developed a terrible anxiety disorder thanks to a time when I was driving in the mountains with the explosive shits and came one muscle flex away from shitting my pants. Luckily I coaxed some cops at a nearby sherriff's office to let me use their bathroom (Literally the only building for miles).

I told my family I came inches from a car accident so they wouldn't laugh.

By strangling

I can't tale it anymore, I think my feelings for him wont let me ccarry one with my life. I've become obsessed with him... I know everything about him, I've been his friend for many years but cat habe him. It's like an addiction, do't really know how to explain it. Maybe I envy him because he is literally perfect in every way and I am certainly not.

Not the US lol

"no"

I've fucked worse. Just really fucking try if you want to lose weight though. Go balls to the wall exercise and eating healthy.

oh shit, same tiles as my bathroom

If legit I'd fuck that. Hotter than my last girlfriend, if you've got an okay personality and don't mind a bit of kink an heroing would be a waste

Lol really paint my toenails? Alright.

First reply was for

mostly getting out'd to my religious family.They wouldn't like hate me... but idk they would definitely be openly disappointed tbh

I'm 20 in 5 months. I'm so lonely and desperate for affection that I've been giving someone that has just turned 15 ecstacy and MDMA so that they will kiss me and cuddle me

i fucked an engaged women in my car last year that hmu on tinder.

now i have a girlfriend but sort of want to have another affair of some sort.

too scared to open tinder back up on the off chance someone i know sees me in that 2 week period and tells her.

advice, or be a pussy and keep fucking my gf?

you're probably bisexual user... but you do you

Is indeed me.

So why not kill yourself? Why kill the man you love?

Post "fat ass"

Holy ahit, just realized how bad my writing was... Sorry, it's already 2am here

Real life Yanderes....

Yeah, it helps. I'm not even a feetfag.

My advice though: if you're gonna try to kill yourself, don't fuck it up. If you think you might fuck it up, don't try. It's all or nothing.

I'm 19 and have been cheating on my gf of 2 years with a 45 year old woman who used to be my boss.

Fucking. Worth it.

now answer the part about kink and personality

Yeah I guess a little. I would never want to go out with a guy but fooling around would probably be fun.

I get you. Disappointment is worse than outright rejection, imo.

Still, you'll probably have to do it eventually. Are you sure you're legit gay? Not bi or confused?

I'm having an affair. I love my husband but I feel like my brain is wired towards polyamory.

Woah that's kinda fucked up buddy. Do they even know what's going on or are you spiking their drink?

I've never been attraced to a woman. I am open to the idea but for now only dudes.

Im easygoing. Enjoy pc games. Kink can be fun.

Tbqh yo have a nice figure, would look great if you lose some more weight.

everything is a false flag until proven otherwise

how? Also who?

same here, from the other side.

Took me a decade to figure it out but I just don't think I'm capable of being with one person.

It'll probably end with my wife eventually. I just hope she doesn't find out before then, and afterwards I can try to only find poly girls.

They know what's going on, the first time she bought herself ecstacy and I did for myself and she kissed me. She said it was fine because her boyfriend didn't care if she kissed other girls. Then after that I've been doing e's and md with her and my friend in the hopes she'll kiss me again

When my old dickhead extremist homophobic boss fired me after I ratted him out for drinking on the job, I posted his phone number on over 15 gay chat sites.

I'd hit it

Well, good luck my man. I have religious parents and I'm a filthy depraved Bisexual. When I brought a dude home they were mildly upset, but got over it quickly. Hope things turn out well.

seriously you're kind of normal. Million miles from landwhale territory. Fun boobs. you could lose a bit for sure but no need for an hero.