We all have a secret we regret. It's time to Confess

We all have a secret we regret. It's time to Confess.

>Secret/Confession Thread

>use the fucking catalog

I'm going to kill whoever keeps posting these damn threads.

It's question guy. Someone is already hunting him.

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>five posts
>three posters
I know one was me, that means these two are samefagging:

"I have a crush on you, but I don't want this to ruin what we probably don't even have".
We talk and shit and she gives me rides home, touches me, I drop my pesto Everytime I think of her. I already have a gf

I am convinced. CONVINCED that I am a different kind of person than 75% of people. I am different kind of person for whom there is no such thing as reciprocated love

When I was a teen I did just about every drug known to man and finished school with a near perfect gpa lol

Used to have a friend who would jerk me off all the time. Borderline retarded. Batshit crazy now. Haven't heard from him in about 2 months, but currently not mad about it as he turned into a pedo.

One day when I was 15 I went to a college Halloween party and some girl thought I was cute. Told her I was 20. lost my virginity. i think she was 23. mfw she'll never know she fuk'd someone under 18 :((

My cousin suck me when i was 15 and we was 13.
His mother was near,than us and she say np ur just kid.
Then after 1 year his mom was keeping me in my house and she say ''do u want to fuck'
i say ''WTF ur my auntie''.
And we fuck.............
Now i am a litel bit nervous when i am with her.
Now i have 23 and she have 34

bump

QG here, literally haven't made a thread in 6 months.

My ex bf asked me to have sex with his dog when I was drunk. Not sure if I'd do that again. We are still friends and thankfully he hasn't gone around telling everyone

Im addicted to sleeping. I am hardly ever awake and sleep a lot more then normal people.

i prob make half of them

>please be real
My boner can't take the disappointment

When I was 26, I had a very sexual relationship with my cousin. In my state it's not illegal since she's my "first cousin once removed" which is different than first cousin. I wouldn't regret the fact that we had sex because that was some amazing pussy however, one day she got into an argument with her father, a crackhead, and decided to tell him that her and I were fucking. Well, her father called my father and the rest of the entire family and told them. I, of course, denied it and since none of them have a good reputation my family believed me. However, her Dad has said on multiple occasions that when he finds me, he's going to kill me and he's recruited another crackhead cousin of mine to help him. These guys are crazy enough that while they wouldn't succeed, they would definitely try.

>if she has that self-control to avoid pizza then it's a good sign for when you have your own kids. Unless she looks at it secretly I guess...

in 40 of the 50 states and basically every other country in the world, first cousins are legal.

Stole pictures sister sent from her phone to her bf years ago.

different user here, i live in smalltownhickville county, lots of families are related so sometimes they have to do a dna test before they can marry to prove they arent too closely related. I wasnt related to anyone so everyone was fair game for me.

>Sweet innocent girl runs up to give your fatherr a hug.
>her soft skin pushing against his waist as her arms wrap around him
>her face barely above his belt buckle and a bit of cheek makes flesh to flesh contact on his stomach.
>she smells like fabric softener, sugar and flowers
>she squeezes tight so happy her grand daddy is there to see her.
>her body now firmly pressed against his pelvis
:O
he's watching her tonight so momy and daddy can go out on a date.
>his hearts pounding, this sweet little girl loves him so much
>but the friction against his pelvis woke up his little weewee and no it pushes against his pants into her chest
>he pretends not to notice and returns the hug
>knowing he has to get her away so she doesn't feel it pushing against her
> he lifts her up and gives her a big hug
>now fully erect with her her chest mushed against his

it's a good idea to do those tests for health reasons but it's not the law.

interestingly in several US states it's legal to fuck your cousin but not marry them.

it's the law here for marriage, as far as just sex it doesnt matter.

Once a month I take my 13yo niece to get her birth control shot. Only me, her and my gf know. Her parents are pretty conservative jesusfags so it would probably not work out well if she asked them to take her or if they knew she was on bc. If they did somehow find out she was on bc, she wouldnt tell them I was involved. she says she isnt having sex and I believe her but you never know. better safe than sry i guess.

Once when I was just a wee-lad I lived in a decent Sized Apartment complex. I was about 6 or 7 at the time. I knew these two sisters that lived two houses behind mine. I use to hangout with them around the Apartments but never went to their house. I always wondered why we never went there. One day I saw Inside the house from the front door (I think they left it open a lot Idk didn't go there much) It was a total mess newspaper everywhere piled high. Trash on the floor and I think some poop hopefully of a dog. Behind the Newspaper was a Big Fat Lady. AND when I say big fat I'm talk Fat-vampire-bitch-from-Blade-with-Wesley-Snipes Big. I could Only assume the tub of lard rolling around the house was the mother of these two girls. In my twisted kid brain I thought it would be funny to get these two little kids to say mean and Disgusting things too their own mother. And they did... they called her disgusting names because I told them too. At first I had to convince them to do it. But soon they didn't care. They would say anything to her. They would run up to their door yell some fucked up shit slam the door and run back to me laughing.
They moved shortly after I corrupted their kids.

I still think about it to this day and Hate myself for doing that. But fuck it right? I was like 6.

i'll take enough pictures and videos then do some background checks to see who's who. then i'll decide what to do.

who's here from the other thread?

anonymous reporting in

oh hey user. nice to see you again.

I am also here from the other thread. Are we having a party or something?

it's nice to catch up like this. how have you been?

sure, what are you up to these days?

yup. Weed and vodka for all.

Did you share anything in the other thread?

bmpp

what was happening at the end of that last thread, did somebody get identified or what

>what are you up to these days?
Life. trudging through college, fucking sick of it but I'll be out in another year or so. How about you user? Whats going on in your life.

Unfortunately I did not. I just conversed with some other anons, didn't actually share a secret last thread.

4 years ago I raped my little sister before she was legal
Because she stole all my cash from my job (5640) and gave it to her drug addict boyfriend

no idea, wish the thread didnt 404 i wanted to see how it panned out

how old were u? i assume 8-10yo. her?

She was turning 13
I was 17 had been saving up for a house to buy or rent for the year after

>brother was caught fucking cousin last month
>They run off before her dad can finalize the move to the other side of the country
>parents are looking for them
>uncle offered 5000 dollars cash of I can figure out where they are
>250 twenty dollar bills
>Probably thought that would be more impressive
>it kind of was but I'm not retarded and what the fuck am I going to do with that many small bills
>my parents already suspect I know but staying neutral
>I'm thinking hard about that money
I love my brother and all that but this is fucking stupid and she's 19 and he's cutting from college to do this shit. I think they'll come crawling back anyway but I won't get paid then.

you can still share now then.

QG could tell you, he was trying to hook in

how would raping her get your $ back?

Why dont you just tell us? or whoever was guessing that anons name if they are here

She fucked me over
So I did the same

David Reeve fucked a Hoover, also rolling g for dubs

My life is pretty boring if im being honest. My biggest 'secret' is that i would love to fuck the shit out of my cousin, but that really pales in comparison to everything else other anons have. And it's kind of a normal thing to admit on Sup Forums, but either way my family would probably kill me if they found out.

I know as much as you do, he was trying to kik tho

Guy going on suicidal steroid cycle to look like Zyzz reporting in.

just rape her 1 time? did she struggle?

I am an oldfag. From 2007

Oh hey I wanted to ask, if you've already started taking steroids, mine posting a pic? Would like to see what you look like currently.

Lol retard. You threaten her with rape/abuse until she finds a way to get your money back. You did it all wrong.

I'm secretly three children in a large trench coat and fedora, but nobody seems to notice.

Ran over a dog with my car one night

I used to sneak into my aunt's apartament and steal her underwear and hosiery in which I'd later dress up and masturbate: same with my sister's clothes

Plus I am adopted, but most people know.

I raped her once in both Ass and pussy
She struggled lots

I found an old usb drive full of Sup Forums and porn from 06 to 09 yesterday

brings back memories

Literally just started so gear hasnt kicked in. I did post a pic in the last thread but I kinda look shitty because I havent worked out properly in about a month (other drug habit). Hang on will crop out face and re-post.

I couldn't get the money back if I live in Brisbane and the guy was in Cairns

this. if needed, go after the bf

Not great I know but compared to how I looked for most of my 20's (stick thin druggie) I'm doing ok.

Then make that bitch earn that money. You dont spaz out and rape her.

half of the replies here are mine.

kek

She couldn't work as she had to be 14 to get a job and I was so mad

Poor lizard :(

I dont believe you.

Nothing too serious here but here goes
>be me, 13
>just barely above average intelligence
>live in small hick town so barely above average is like fucking Einstein level
>get bored with borderline special ed level classes, start skipping school
>eventually miss half of a school year
>find out CPS is launching an investigation into my absences
>they tell my parents they're going to have to go to court/possibly be arrested
>start complaining I'm tired all the time
>fake a few blackouts
>CPS orders a sleep study/brain scan
>shit my pants, cause parents could go to jail over me being a lazy fuck
>take the sleep study
>as soon as they apply the monitor electrodes and shut off the lights i start thinking of random pictures and sounds moving my eyes around in random patterns until I fall asleep
>test comes back conclusive for Narcolepsy
>parents are let off the hook for my absences
>doctor fills out paperwork for disability
>Collect a disability paycheck from the gubmint for a diaease I dont have
To this day nobody knows i faked it, I still use it to get out of shit I dont want to do

Ha. This one is actually genius. Good job user.

I plan on getting drunk all day today, but I have to go to the store. I dont have it in me to shower but I havent in days and kinda stink. Should I just spray shit loads of body spray and get going or force myself to shower first?

as a horny 11yo I volunteered in my old elementary school and played 'games' with the 6yo girls in the yard at recess. First touch of a pussy.

I'm a very lonely person with far too many problems to even begin and I think I've fallen in love with a girl I've just met a few months ago and she has a boyfriend but I can't stop talking to her.

I feel terrible when I'm not speaking to her.

How do I break an addiction Sup Forums?

showering now means you dont have to do it for the next week
get ahead of the game user

brool story co, 1/10

That's true, but showering is a lot easier when drunk. It's 10 am here though and I dont want to be a smelly hobo bying booze in the AM so I think I'll grit my teeth and hose off this disgusting flesh suit.

Well do I look like shit or not? Is my goal possible?

>shit loads of body spray
aka mexican shower

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Or maybe just a quick wash around the key areas?

I don't like my family but I pretend I do. They are as dumb as freshly cemented bricks, and they treat me like an outcast too.

/hardlyaconfessionbutyeah

I nearly took my sisters virginity but chickened out.

We were both in high school at the time.

I like most of my family but I do have members I have to 'dumb' myself down for just to make things easier.

tell your bro, split the cash then he and she and just get back together after shes old enough to do what the hell she wants

how near?

I fantasise about being gangraped by hung black trannies

You took the best course of action user. Don't worry about it.

In a way, he paid a few grand to rape a 13 year old. A lot of people would consider that lucky.

She was in her bedroom. I'd seen her walking around in these tight pyjama shorts, so instant boner.

Went through with intent.Sat between her legs and wrestled her. Made sure to press my boner into her pussy, every chance i had.

She flipped me to the side.Started to put my hands up her top. She grabbed my boner through my boxers bymistake but i pushed her hand down.

Just before she said she wanted to see me naked, i got cold feet and ran to my room, to jerk off.

Tarl?

lucky how? you can rape/fuck 13yos for free

Funnily enough, came close again a few years later.Had been drinking with my mates.Got drunk one night and told her i wanted her to come upstairs and suck my dick via text.

She didn't tell me "No". She just said "I think you've had too much to drink :P "

Didn't tell me no,

That's true, but atleast she wont try it again. I'd be fucking fuming if some bitch stole ~5k and passed it on to some faggot. I wonder how much he was earning.

So your aubt was 9 when she had your cousin..

I've liked my best friend for a while, but I don't know how to ask her out.

Why do you ask so many questions? Do you ever answer any? Where do you live? Can I beat you to within an inch of your life?

highly doubt she was a virgin

Don't see why not, zyzz was a scrawny fuck before and got jacked because of it. Don't see why you couldn't. good luck and try not to over do it lest you die like zyzz.

my sisters saw me naked all the time, and vise versa

Well, she wasn't too confident with boys, so i figured.

I never asked.Jack off thinking about it sometimes.