Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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You're quite the fast one.

Claimu!

Nui is my wife

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Foolish lies as always!

ayo i herd u guise lyk da loli das gross u guise r gross wut rong wit u

Is that nigger language?

dis da langugage uv da 1337 u dumb wut u dont no hw 2 b kool?

You must be thinking of your lies, since she's definitely with me.

You must be crazy then as you can't be more wrong!

No, rather stick with this superior form of English.

ur a dumb srs u dun no wut is 2 b rite or kool u just lyke 2 b su msort of lyke ppl or sumthin lol wut r u doing

You're killing me.....

カラミチーマス

u dye bcuz im 2 kool 4 u u r srsly retard lyke 4 real lol wtf y kant u just c that

You're the reason why the English language is made fun of.
Fug out of here, leave me be, please.

Well you have nothing and I have a qt Nui to love so it's no bother to me how wrong you are.

Boring.

No bully pls.

You can't prove that, i have a Nui and you just see things!

you guys are back? i was worried these threads were being permanently obliterated by spam.

don't mind me i'm just old.

Nope, you just have your delusion, the only Nui is with me!

Nah, spams pass like they always do.

That ain't true, but if you really do have a Nui it's a big phony!

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My Nui is the legit one. You know you don't have a Nui and just don't want to admit it.

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That's exactly what a phony would say, you're a liar! now go get your pantsu out of the dryer.

The most glorious ваифу
All you weaboos need to be purged.
ANIME BELONGS IN THE GULAG

We've been over this. Nui doesn't wear any and the clones are too volatile to need to do laundry. My dryer is pantsu free.

But I get to enjoy Nui so have wrongly calling me a liar.

Guten nacht thread.

it'd be unfortunate, but i'm inclined to ram a train up your ass.

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Human filth, the revolution is coming.
No amount of body pillows will save you from the Bullet of Liberation.

Nightie night!!!

I'm not tired and I need to sleep soon. Fuck.

Then lay down, take your eyes off of Sup Forums, and get some sleep BOI
:^)

filthy nigger waving a russia/mexico abortion of a flag! after i eat my corn i'm giving your ass the 999 grand tour, all aboard.

Well somebody put there pantsu in the dryer and it's likely yours because you're a liar!

But that's not how that works!

Haben Sie einen guten Schlaf, mein Freund.

Have you stopped to consider maybe you're the liar? Because you are.

Now why would i lie? i'm an honest man who speaks the truth and you my friend are the liar.

Jan Paweł 2

This is my kwaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii desuuuuuuu sugooooooiiiiii waifu desu~

Since you don't want to admit the truth, that Nui's mine.

>What's going on in the pic there?

Now why would i lie? i'm a happy man and have no need to do such foolish deeds, unlike yourself!

RIP waifu 1984-2016

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>tfw i've been riding the waifu railways for 44 years

you guys would never survive the neverending journey to the stars, giving up like this.

RIP waifu 13.7 Billion BCE - 100 Googol AD

>Nui dropping clones, it's from one of the BD discs art.

You'd lie because you're jealous that Nui's mine and don't wanna admit it.

hi guys can you tell me what anime is this

am on mobile can't into reverse search

Boku no pico

>Ah, thanks then.

I never lie! not about something like this anyway because i have no need to, i only speak the truth!

come on

TEE HEE XD

youtube.com/watch?v=FozIbOzxnQo

hi bbys!

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I know you lie because I know for a fact I have Nui, we do things together every day

Have you seen the new R6 operators?

Dude, I was browsing the ps4 store and they have some Free virtual reality game for the new vr thing that has miku in it.

Huh what where?

I've heard those vocals before in a another song, what's the original from? An opening?

imgur.com/a/1hNfK

holy shit man. wtf does echo do i wonder?

They look pretttty dope!

You ever seen the teletubbies?

Yee. I would be one of the first persons to enjoy VR with the waifu, if only I had the money for it.

Renai Circulation from Bakemonogatari.

humans will reproduce and die in space...not with imaginary cartoon wives though...

no

Cheers. I remember it from
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IgwLT_mYc
And now I see how stupid I am for even asking.

He has some kind of flying drone that "disorients" attackers.

Not sure what they mean with "disorient".

It's a remix of a teletubby sound track

It's a pretty high tier meme.

They added a asian grill to the game.

That operator is all i will be playing now.

Are you sure you aren't seeing things then or you have a phony?

ok

And this bloke
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ

On the less meme heavy side
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3EAkN4u0g

Completely sure. I'm seeing (and more) the actual Nui.

So you must be making things up.

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Who are you quoting?

What are you trying to imply? you spout nonsense!

And this isn't something i'd make up!

I'm implying snuggling and hand holding and kissing and sleeping together and even lewd activities. It's all true.

You would, and are, making up your side of the story!

>You hang up
>No you hang up
>No~o you hang up!

You shall not speak of such things and lies!

And i am not one to make things up, everything i say is true!
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love the trips

I have no reason not to speak these things. The reason it bothers you is because you know it's true!

Anyone that isnt Nui here?

Thanks

Your dad

hes out to get cigarettes

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Mine too

HELLO!

Im watching the ending of unlimited blade works in the stream

Rabb.it/shino83

I had a dream I woke up at 9am but it's actually 830 am :o

I'm not Nui I'm her husband

doot

I had a nightmare where klonata was my ship.

I don't play the trumpet
I'm not even joking I had a dream that you sent me your irl shower nudes

what a great dream :)

I had a nightmare where I gave up on friends and had slim hopes for the future.

Can't wait until I wake up!

You only speak such things in public is because they you wish for them to happen, but you're just a mad liar!