Literally, what went so horribly wrong?

literally, what went so horribly wrong?

fuck, i'm lonely

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You judging a musician by their appearance

it's not just her tremendous weight gain, but also how her albums got progressively worse.

And she's aging like milk

God damn Lana got fat

It makes me want to fuck her even more

finally a man with taste

BUT SHE NEEDS TO GET EVEN FATTER

You're not fucking kidding my man

There's a limit but she needs to turn into a blimp

I'LL HAVE

is this the fat fetish thread

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OINK OINK

you mean like every other Lana thread for the past month?

>you will never orally satisfy lana while she blurts out half finished lyric to another woozy pop song in her ambien stupor

Idk why Sup Forums is complaining. Just look at them thighs

yea

>Nasty woman

>>you will never orally satisfy lana while she farts

Lana is a Cute

A CUTE

post more pictures of lana

the BIGGER the BETTER

It turns out she is just a regular person with a regular body hidden with makeup, plastic surgery and editing trickery. You wouldn't understand though becase you don't have friends. Especially female ones.

The shills are still attacking Lizzy.

What did she do to anger the Jews?

I'd listen to Lana more if her music wasn't the equivalent of Nyquil

that's because you've only listened to her singles, Born to Die has some great upbeat songs

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Her daddy paid for her several plastic surgeries. She did a complete 180 and created a new persona. She is the most fake of them all.

then how'd she get fat?

>What did she do to anger the Jews?

magic from the fat fetishist wizards

there's a cult of us that gather in circles for days at a time, willing certain celebrities or musicians fatter

she got fat

I don't think that's it Schlomo.

You're the Jew. Lana Del Rey is a talentless industry plant.

Lana Del Rey? More like Lana Del Taco

I thought so too!!!!
Maybe she's gotten out of pocket a la Kanye?

Chubby girls are objectively superior, ask any man before the 20th century.

gross dude

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