In a few years every young American boy will want to be him. Every Arab will own his jersey...

In a few years every young American boy will want to be him. Every Arab will own his jersey. Every European will be embarrassed over how he makes a fool of their players.

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Literally who

>In a few years every young American boy will want to be a divegrass player

'no'

And every South American will drag their sack across his face

>Pulisic
>ameriblob
Pick one

CHI

But Mexicans like Divegrass you moron

Not American divegrassers

Donovan 2.0 confirmed

Watch out world, we're about to wreck the last sport you're still good at.

watching The Xtra on bein sports right now, they're talking about him

he got tickets for Justin Bieber
Justin fucking Bieber

>"I just got them, for my birthday! I'm sooo excited!" he said

hahaha
hahahahahahah
ahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

can americans be any more effeminate?

It's fucking coming home lads

Pulisic is as good now as Donovan ever was. American Messi la'

...

Couldn't watch the match- how'd he look?

What about throwing bottles of piss?

Best player on the field.

The fact that people say shit like hes another Freddy Adu means they don't know shit. Hes already the best player on the US team and hes 17.

>Not wanting to go to a Bieber concert as a famous person and bring back a bunch of horny slags that Bieber prepped for you

Sorry he doesn't bite people or get fingered in the ass by Chileans like you're used to Luis

He's too small. If he had better physical stats he would be more promising.

t. Fifa babby

>a

>Justin

>fucking

>Bieber

>fan

Shaky for the most part. Botched a gimme goal by hitting both posts. Altidore made him look good by finishing a three-foot-wide shot that the Kool-Aid drinkers are trying to sell as a pass. I don't understand the hype, personally. Maybe because he's just a kid?

Actually everything I know about soccer I learned from Football Manager.

>He's too small

He's 17. Give him 4 years until he matures

>Getting your asshole popped by manlet Chileans

Triggered

You are a horrible shitposter. He set up like 3 of the goals, and played the role of a 10 like a champ. Constantly on the attack. Superb passing and crossing and intercepted some balls. His only flaw was missing a goal.

Speaking of which, outside of the hype, what went wrong with Adu?

>t. chicano

Best player on the field, not even memeing. Should've had a couple goals, but got unlucky by hitting both posts with one shot and the keeper made a nice save on another effort. Had a perfect assist on a give and go, then should have had another if Dozy wasn't shit and hit a sitter twenty feet over the goal. He just needs to work on his end product and get stronger, his techical skills and off ball play are phenomenal

Marcus Rashford is literally the best young player in the world right now. He is only 11 months older than Pulisic.

>world cup bronze

>USA is the only team outside of UEFA and CONMEBOL to be placed top 3 in a world cup.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

All you can ask for from a young player. Awesome to hear gunna watch a replay of it.

>Literally ur a gay: the country
Glass houses m8

Too good too soon. There was no infrastructure to take his development to the next level, and he didn't want to leave the US because his mom was sick.

Adu at 17 looked better than Pulisic does now by quite a ways.

Definitely worth it, he was extremely impressive. Did well tracking back too, his quickness is underestimated

>le hat trick against Norwegian U20 players man

Nah senpai

>Pulisic at 17 is a better 10 than Michael "(Alexis Lalas:) Michael Bradley is world class" Bradlel

>Pulisic didnt even go through the MlelS system, he went straight to Dortmund after a trial

What does this say about MLelS?

nobody take this retard seriously. Adu was literally only good because he was already physically a grown man at age """""15"""""""

Speed and strength were all he ever had, as soon as people caught up, he became shit

Chicanos need to be purged from this board, they spread way too much disinformation

Pulisic only scores in club friendlies and matches against third world countries. I'm reserving my hype for someone already excelling at the top level, Rashford.

Why are Chicanos this triggered?

Pulisic literally scored against multiple times in the Bundesliga last season you fucking chicano retard

It means that My Little Sawker is shit and every promising player should be trained in Europe until this federation gets their heads out of their asses and invest in 10 La Masias around the country.

Two (2) goals.

Rashford is for real m8. He's already doing it at the top level:

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Yep, as 17 year old who was called up 3/4's of the way through the season and only got the chance to start two (2) games. Meanwhile Mexico's top young talents are too busy getting kidnapped and held for ransom by the cartels to contribute anything meaningful in top leagues

Guy lives five minutes from me and this thread is the first time I've ever heard of him.

>Soccer

>streamable.com/6xb6

A tap in against the >full time plumbers team is evidence of him doing it "at the top level"?

Kek

Let's put it this way: there's a reason Pulisic saw virtually no playing time in Copa America. That fact is irreconcilable with this senseless "best player on the field against Saint Pierre and Miquelon" hype.

Sorry Uruguanon, but the guys who rock Beiber gear here do actually get puss

Who cares about Mexico? They never produce any talent. A lot like us, actually.

Yeah, there is. It's because he was a 17 year old in his first major tournament ever. You're retarded

I'm not even an anti-soccerfag, but this is pure and simple delusion.
Go back to you're containment hole /mls/

>He's 17 and born in 1998

Jesus I feel old. Wow.

Your a fucking moron

Why are you so keen to make excuses for him? He didn't do anything in the entire tournament.

Retarded

Dortmund has so much faith in Pulisic, they went our and got three more players that play his position during the last transfer window. The only question now is which team you've never heard of that he'll be loaned to and when that loan becomes a free transfer.

Pulisic against real teams: nada
Pulisic against impoverished micronations with mismatched jerseys: a couple of goals

>(you)

It's so close. Right here. I know you want my (you) senpai. But this shitposting just isn't good enough to get it.

>didn't want to leave the US because his mom was sick.

except he went to fucking Benfica and then got loaned to every team on the continent for the next decade

Chicano, why does Pulisgoat upset you this much?

Give me a source for your claims. Please. Did he struggle in the Bundesliga? Has he played any major nations yet to show that he disappears against big teams?

Or he'll be a regular starter for Sunderland or Wolfsburg.

who did the US play again?
o w8

Why does it upset you so much that there are Americans who can actually take a critical look at things? You've offered nothing in the way of a substantive response in this entire thread; all you have is blind allegiance to The Next Big Thing™.

and all you've done is shitpost inaccuracies and then state something else incorrect after being called out on it. you're a fucking retard

He rarely even plays for Dortmund, and, if you'll recall, the US played Argentina and Colombia at Copa America, where Pulisic was either on the bench or playing like he should've been. To say he was a non-factor would be an understatement.

>it's another 'hype up a """"""""""wonderkid"""""""""" episode'

seen thie before. isn't adu shilling vacuum cleaners now?

Another zero-substance response. I know everything looks phenomenal in the eyes of a child weaned on MLS soccer, but if you broaden your horizons a bit, you'll realize there are hundreds of teenagers rightfully in the class of players you're trying to froce Pulisic into.

Pulisic? Don't mind if Adu.

>One single autistic chicano is taking the time to shitpost about Pulisic once a miniute and get told he his retarded over and over again

Wew lads

Sure Australia sucks. But Arsenal and Man City are full time plumbers now?

>resorting to passive-aggressive responses because you're completely incapable of addressing the issues raised

Keep pushing the Chicano thing, though. Makes you look stellar, given how much more articulate I am than you.

Why are chicanos so mad about a 17 year old American? Don't they have anything better to do than get mad on the internet?

Looks like we're done here, Kaidan. Can't wait for Pulisic's Portland Timbers debut in three years.

>In a few years every young American boy will be homosexual.

Soccerfags pls go.

How many Mexicans are amongst the 10 youngest players to score in top flight European football lads?

Weak jawline. No one will want to be him except you, OP. I'm sure anything even approaching discernible jaw is enviable in your eyes.

>the U.S. is so pussified that men think being a Bieber fan is okay

Zelalem.

Just OP, who in the space of 20 or so posts has revealed his lust for Christian Pulisic, Justin Bieber, and Chicanos at large.

He and Julian Green both suck. Emerson Hyndman has a chance though if he can get minutes at Bournemouth

So the future of US soccer rests with manlets who couldn't meet the height requirements of physically demanding sports?

Is autism the surest sign of greatness?

he really is the next messi

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

also, his mom is a milf

Lol deluded shits chose to Ignore you, great comment lad.

>Le only good against 3rd world carribeans kid

>somebody is unironically autistic enough to have taken the time to find this one play Pulisic didn't make the perfect decision

You earned this (you)

>this autistic chicano still posting

W A L L
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>autistic enough to go through multiple paragraphs and websites of hours long transcripts of game that a 17 year old talent played in JUST to find a snippet where he screwed up JUST to post said fuck up on a taiwanese knitting forum to further prove his original shitpost JUST to get (you)s

JUST

>Marcus Rashford is literally the best young player in the world right now
>tf
>tp

>Literally, disagree with me and I'll call you a chicano: the thread.
Fuck OP get grip and go to sleep, you have middle school tomorrow.

>this Pulisic dickrider who's spent the last hour crying about the fact that Pulisic isn't the Messiah after all

Please, I am begging you to leave your NEET cave and have some sex.

Worth It to watch you both get this ass blasted defending a 17 year old kid on a cantonese weeb image board who doesn't even know you exist.

>y-you're mad

No I'm just impressed and disturbed that you care this much about a 17 year old boipucci

>everyone who disagrees with me (read: everyone) is the same person

Don't really give a shit about Pulisic or the NT or mls or international football.

I can tell he's chicano though because he uses the term "my little sawker." They use that shit on big soccer forums that is full of chicanos and us national team fans. Both of those shitheads are annoying.

>Pulisic?
Oh you mean
>Freddy Adu 2.0
>Zalalem 2.0
>Julian Green 2.0

Dont encourage him. (you)s are all he has

Please, stop skimping out on your meds. Go get help. Go get laid. Go do something. PLEASE. This is just unhealthy

>n-no you're obsessed
Taking the time to make a thread about some over hyped autistic kid and calling everyone a chicano when they don't agree with your opinions. Literally a JUST OP.

OP's angry he got his ass handed to him.