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See this girl?

She is a fascist

doing a poo

what is australian rules posting?

feeling empty inside lads

Haven't pooed in two days, starting to worry ahha

women cant grasp political positions

had the exact same thought. would like to know the back story.

australians live in nigger climate

Would you date a demisexual?

have you been eating much?

See this girl?

She is a fascist

fuck yeah i used a timer! whaddya expect? use a delay like a dumbass.ppfft

>See this girl?
hard to miss her, mate

why does everything have to be 'smart' these days
why does everything samsung make have to be curved

Don't worry mate I go over a week sometimes and I'm still fine

14" £3.50 from ASDA
Very nice

think she just called u a wanker m8

I ate a meal each day

>download american hardcore compilation album because it features some decent exclusive tracks from euro producers
>most of the american tracks have some cringeworthy screamo or rap vocals
fucking yanks

how come peeves wasn't in the harry potter films? he was my favourite character

pizza is so bad for you

it's healthier having a mcdonalds

no she isn't, she's just an opportunist

Yanks? The most diabolical beasts known to man, damn the Yank!

as i was going over

the cork and kerry mountains

Virgin Atlantic or British Airways lads?

>american hardcore compilation album
is this porn?

just had one of these bad boys installed in my house

kind of regretting it now

BEADY

should i get a chinky or a parmo tonight

virgin atlantic seems to suit you haha
*slaps you on the back a bit too hard*

with Virgin you get a tiny toothpaste, toothbrush, eye mask and blanket
can't speak for BA

wHAT IS IT?

>looks the sundial
>nod me head approvingly like pic related

it's time, lads

>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca

define these bad boys

is richard branson a virgin?

british atlantic virgin airways desu

hardcore is fast, harsh gabber

72 in 25 minutes is a shit score for Simon Says, mate

See this girl? she is 2D.

are you a negroid

Her knickers are showing

...

snow is coming down thick and fast now

my current favourite is the cheeky bloke on the right who just poked the lad next to him and made him turn around

It's the nonce test, if you looked at her knickers first you're a probably one

GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS!!! GET YER FRESHLY TOASTED AND ROASTED AND SALTED GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS. STEP RIGHT ON OVER FOLKS!

See this girl?

awake early

In Britain hardcore's way way softer than gabber, more like 'techno' or europop but with 4x4 kick drum 175 bpm
the Dutch gabber scene looks great, wish I'd been around for it

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we know. you tell us every time

london in the 1960s is the pinnacle of human civilisation, fuck america in the 90s

Where's that? South East?

i'm white

this is the kind of hardcore i'm talking about
youtube.com/watch?v=MzHzv5G7gIM
more precisely it's usually called industrial hardcore

*rests my head on my hand and smiles at you*

Just watched an amateur porno of a bird from my town then found her normiebook haha

gotta run them gimmicks once in a while lest they go soft and turn into mush la tbqh ngl

vomiting

a janitor you say?

Sounds alright, bit like later German gabber desu

Birmingham my man

been stuck at 80kg on bench press at gym for the past 3 weeks

fucking LIVID rn

don't think i do lad, i liked green hatted twat man til recently

>lifting
FUCKING N)ORMEIIIEEEES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*calibrating memes*....done
*fine tuning gimmicks*.....done
*loading modules smeg, arse, kipper, chebs, slag, slegs, FOY FOY FOY*....done
*promoting -ise for -ize.*.....done
*clearing runts*........done
*entering /brit/.......*

drop yer knickers, wipe yer snickers and smoke a kipper, lads, feel like a full English this morning!

not having lunch today

its some "smart thermostat" from google. its like a surveillance system for your house and a thermostat that has an AI or something.

australian rules?
we have to live with avoiding the center of the island?

here is my ranking of black mirror episodes

1. White Christmas
2. Fifteen Million Merits
3. San Junipero
4. The Entire History of You
5. Shut Up and Dance
6. Hated in the Nation
7. The National Anthem
8. Be Right Back
9. Nosedive
10. Playtest
11. White Bear
12. Men Against Fire
13. The Waldo Moment

while you were riding the cock carousel
I was riding the tiger

while you were having pre-marital sex
I was having pre-enlightenment esotericism

I feel like I know this road but can't quite say where it is in Brum

*shows you my arse then runs away giggling*

this is best hardcore tbph
youtube.com/watch?v=W2tXmEDGT-0

i ate plenty of ya mums cunt for both of us

>poms and yanks bickering over which version of the office is better

They're both fucking shit

Just started snowing here too, noice

hardcore punk

eating a satsuma lads

That's rock not hardcore.

watching some mong eating an orange lads

2bh, very envy you.
my place hardly have snow and we had yesterday a bit, but it's already all gone. Even I couldn't have time to take photos of snow.

>i'm straight edge
worse than vegan people

the uk one has its moments
i haven't seen a full episode of the us one but from bits i've seen it looks like reddit: the show

It's Coventry Road desu

>hardcore band isn't hardcore
whatever you say laddo

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardcore_(electronic_dance_music_genre)

im straight edge because i don't want to have to worry about how it'll affect my diabetes

Cannot hold it back any longer.

It's time to release my pent up wank.

most lifters these days are autists thinking it will get them laid

>the uk one has its moments

>Oh haha look rickey gervais is using self deprecating humour and is depressed and its funny because i can relate

They're both reddit, especially considering reddit yanks are all britboos so they probably prefer the more quirky british version

been stuck at that for a couple of months lad
my programming and diet is so shit. Atm i'm just trying to get my minimums up, want to be pressing at least 80kg every time i bench

>tfw need to wank 3 times day to alleviate my 'mosis

sometimes i don't wanna

hardcore punk is every bit as shit as punk is desu

think you'll find THIS is the best hardcore lad
youtube.com/watch?v=veMHCw4aH0U

bold prediction: im going to be having lots of sex by the end of the year

if you say you're in a hardcore band no one thinks you make that gay club music you like laddy

is toilet water drinkable?

This 2bh, hardcore is rock not edm

sad neet cunts