Is there a country that is more eternally cucked than mine? Always eliminated by 1 point Or goal difference Or a "miraculous" win by Trinidad and Tobago when they're not by any means favored.
>Pescadito Ruiz retired today as the highest active goalscorer in the world, beating Cristiano Ronaldo by 6 goals >Highest population in Central America, yet get jobbed on by significantly less significant country >In the last two qualifyers we were eliminated by one point or less
Gather round, ye bitter football cuckolds. Together we will weather the storm of eternal disappointment and hope for a brighter tomorrow.
Colton Allen
Y'all can still root for us, we definitely wanted you guys to be in the Hex.
Wyatt Hill
Thanks bro, I will always have your back just like you always have ours >mfw Qatar 2022 has Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador get the three direct qualification spots for CONCACAF
Zachary Brown
>Highest population in Central America, yet get jobbed on by significantly less significant country
Who that?
Jaxson Evans
>MFW my Atlantic coast thinks he has the right to get dubs
Brody Moore
Hola Belice habla EspaƱol?
Aaron Brooks
oh, British Honduras, always bringing the heat.
Eli Rogers
>Britpirates steal part of Guatemala >Name it Honduras FUCKING END US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xavier Morris
Could be worse, Panama was cucked out of the 2014 world cup playoffs during stoppage time.
Cooper Wood
Panama is a Baseball nation... Football is ALL we have.
Landon Russell
Mas o menos Till tomorrow Morales
Jason Richardson
We cucked Guatemala in 2006 as well.
Cameron Williams
I fell bad for Carlos Ruiz. Guatemala never deserved his skills, no Guatemalan football player will ever be as good as him.
Chase Parker
You mean Canada/Mexico/USA and watch as the 4th place CONCACAF gets assraped by the sudacas.
Angel Thompson
>canada kek
Jackson Rodriguez
>Canada
Nathan Ross
>canada >this flag
Michael Howard
>Carlos Ruiz
Doesn't everyone hate him?
Dominic Johnson
>mfw a Mexican commentator said "El Pescadito will keep scoring goals for El Salvador for the next 20 years" the same day he retired.
Jayden Baker
ruiz is my favorite foreign player ever. yes even more than cuau.
Aiden Garcia
>not based campos
kys newfig.
Hunter Ortiz
Also literally governed by a clown
Carson Robinson
Why is everyone talking like Carlos Ruiz isn't going to score against the US well into his
Gabriel Wood
Why would anyone hate him? Look at his adorable fishy face
Jack Rogers
Plz stop
Leo Myers
>mine
you have to go back
Brandon White
>Panama choked to our C team and were so angry that we decided to play as always rather than give them the result they wanted
Literally their fault for not trying hard enough
Wyatt Wilson
And Canada in 1994. All we needed to do was beat you in Canada and we would've been in. Easier said than done of course, but still.