Im an american and now realizing football sucks

im an american and now realizing football sucks

>commercial every other minute
>team is not superbowl bound unless there is a legit qb
>superbowl gimmicks
>low paying job where owners get all the money
>16 total games a season guranteed
>8 home games
>game rules are always being tampered with
>penalties for endzone celebrations
>no taunting
>no more hard tackles
>meme running black qbs

>>i can keep going forever

this semen slurping sport isnt for me guys

Al Pacino's performance in Scarface > Al Pacino's performance in Godfather

Prove me wrong. Oh wait, JU CAINT MAYNE

Scarface > Godfather

To be objectively honest

I know this feel. Everything I once believed is gone. I think it's just hockey from here on out. Tickets are way cheaper too

al pacino in serpico > godfather > scarface

Cool blog faggot.

I really, really liked rugby during the olympics desu senpaitachi

Relatedly, I'm giving up football after this season and will be buying an Austin Rules gamepass.

You know , I quit watching the NFL a few seasons ago....however I never lost my interest in College Football.

Watch out or you'll be sent to the wall.

al pacino in cruising > the panic in needle park > serpico > godfather > scarface

>low paying job where owners get all the money
You're memeing, right?

>No Carlitos Way

Shit list

I agree with this but Godfather is the better movie

Back to Sup Forums and take your trash opinions with you

Most Handegg players are payed shit and have short careers breh.

Relatively speaking, of course.

I will never understand people shitting on Baseball when Handegg is far worse.

Still better than baseball and soccer

> Goodfellas>Godfather II>>>>>Godfather>>>>>>Scarface

Agreed senpai only time I watch football now is Steelers games with my dad.

> Baseball

No its not.

Baseball has by far the best post season in any sports.

It's true. NFL players get shit on. The NFL has got to be the most corrupt of the leagues, I just don't know the others all that intimately.

>he rates the Godfather

Ice hockey is better but baseball is still good

Can't they just stop playing gridiron football and start playing rugby?

Rugby is a better game.

Literally the only thing wrong there was the commercials

Play a sport which has poor longevity and gets paid the worse of the major American sports with the most damage inflicted to your body and mind.

If I was a parent in USA I'd force my kid to play Baseball from a young age. Least body damage, best longevity, and best money. Fuck risking CTE playing handegg for peanuts.

It's gonna happen eventually.

The concussion and CTE problem, the owners wanting more games, the NFL being desperate for an international audience.

Converting to Rugby solves a lot of these issues.

The Sopranos is the best mob kino desu senpai

lmao clearly you have never watched the NBA

>tfw 6'
>tfw attracted to tall girls
>tfw son is going to most likely be a basketball player

feels good man, now i just gotta find a qt3.14 chocolate gf w/ gr8 feetz and i am good2go

al pacino in dog day afternoon> al pacino in scarface

>basketball

Make him learn to throw lefty senpai.

$550 million starting, guaranteed.

I feel you, lately I've been watching NRL and honestly its like better football. if it had a forward pass it would be GOAT but I'm not sure how it would work exactly.

>football thread
>nobody mentioning pacino in any given sunday

Clearly the best role he's ever had

>tfw short
>tfw gf is taller than me
literally heaven tbqh

Buy NFL Gamepass, watch the games delayed. Stop watching the faggy pregame and halftime shows to eliminate the artificial drama.

Anyone who thinks scarface > The Godfather please eat the barrel of a shotgun and pull the trigger
Not even going to acknowledge the retard who said serpico and the guy who mentioned any given Sunday needs to go back in time and abort himself

He's better in Any Given Sunday than in either of those. For once he acts out of his comfort zone.
Also actually Sup Forums related.

The Sopranos is a show about family and midlife crisis crossdressing in a mobster costume.

>tfw you realize football sucks then come back 2 years later

hope you graduate OP. Soccer is a lot of fun while it lasts.

>no commercials
>no one position controls the match
>good coverage
>high wages for everybody throughout the entire sport
>38 games a season at absolute minimum inthe highest league, even mire in lower leagues
>no significant rule changes
>only dangerous celebrations are penalized
>taunting allowed
>legal tackles can be as hard as they want

>>i can go forever

Feels good to watch ACTUAL football.

What I don't understand about American football is this: considering how absolutely crucial quarterbacks are, in important matches why don't teams purposefully injure the opposition's quarterback (but make it look accidental)? Their substitute quarterback is guaranteed to be crap, so you're severely limiting any playmaking ability for that team.

What do you think the other team will do to your players?
It is a balance of terror: you intentionally injure other players, you will be targeted.

this is why football is the best sport in the world, free flowing, almost anything is possible, not one single moment is the same. No one player is the best, players suit different enviroments and different strategies work, it is honestly the perfect sport. Then you look at handegg and its basically an RTS being advertised to drunk braindead americans who get their dopamine rush from someone catching a ball or a hard tackle.

Football is like tradition/religion here in burgerland

Eating out n watching the games pn hd in the living room is normal every sunday

The superbowl is a national holiday where everyone who has no idea about football just tunes in to watch commercials n watch the halftime performance

>NFL on another planet in american popularity terms
>just ads for the cukbowl surpass a billion dollars
>NFL stars paid half what NBA bench players just made

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This. I haven't watched the NFL in three years.

It's the commercials. The games take fucking forever. I don't really like soccer any more than the average burger but the games, however boring they may be, don't last 4 hours. College games stop every first down too, the ones that start at noon last until close to 4.

Plus as a former fat lineman, being a lineman fucking sucks. Being a skill position guy is the best job in football, being on the line, offense or defense, is just awful.

> For once he acts out of his comfort zone.
> Any Given Sunday
Are you serious?

Tony Montana character was constructed to be the anti Michele Corleone

Former fat or former lineman?

oy vey