What went wrong?

What went wrong?

Fighting a literal god.

Also raping his sister

Killing his dad

Meeting Jon in the open field

CIA having a teleporter

Killing MUH DOMERIC

Being the worst written character.

>Beats a night raid of savage viking raiders while shirtless.
>Beats the best military tactician alive with twenty good men
>Kills his lord father in front of everybody and nobody gives a shit.
>Despite being a complete psychopath none of his soldiers abandon him.
>Doesn't even act that distressed when he knows he's lost.

>rape

You don't actually think, to you thinking and feeling are mixed up. I want you to think about what you said and come back when you find the mistake.

>CIA having a teleporter

> where were 20 good men the night before battle

Im glad he killed Rickon

Fucking useless cunt, getting Osha and Shaggydog killed

literally this fucking 100% literally this. I was thinking "what the fuck red lady isn't going to tell him about the sabotage that literally killed Stannis?" but I guess the writers forgot about that too.

I really wanted the seppuku in the last scene, it would be so fitting because it would cater to all those fucking hipsters with their shitty samurai movies and it would be so unfitting to the world of the series that it would literally break the viewers dispel of reason and probably would take some laughs for all the irony of the scene

>can summon corpse walls 15 ft high
>Is able to use this spill to plan complex hannibal tier tactics with his army using only the words 'its time' and they know exactly what to do

>>Beats a night raid of savage viking raiders while shirtless.
I held out on GoT for years, but this was the episode where I dropped it for good. Fucking bullshit after the Hound had that long rant about armor beating skill. What the fuck were they thinking? I AM STILL FUCKING SALTY ABOUT THAT.

>You will never have wild rough sex with Osha

LOOSE Bolton, amirite?

he's used to always getting his way which made him cocky as fuck. with the huge numbers advantage he let it all go to his head

>make a flat side character only there for the sake of developing Theon into some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue

There's your problem.

How is Theon a Mary Sue or anything like the Joker

>wasting quads on such a shitty post

Learn to read, dingus, they're calling Ramsay a Joker Sue.

He meant ramsey

also nice quads

If that's what he was trying to say, that is not a well constructed sentence

Come on, i dont even dislike ramsay but he raped sansa, going anal in dry is hella painful for the bottom, thats rape in my book.

Their wording is fine, you're just literally retarded.

true, the sentence works both ways, but human intelligence and context ususally help determining the intended message

The problem here is that you're illiterate, user.

You guys are mean, no wonder the rest of the site hates this board

>true, the sentence works both ways

No, it doesn't.

>make a flat side character into some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue

I knew GOTplebs were dumb, but this is too much.

Yes it does, if you add a comma:

make a flat side character, only there for the sake of developing Theon into some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue

The mature thing to do would be to apologize for misreading, not imply the original user was wrong. You brought this on yourself, my friend.

That still makes it sound like Theon is the Mary Sue you fuckwit

Holy shit

>make a flat side character, originally only there for the sake of developing Theon, into some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue

Never try to write anything ever

dat body

I acted rashly and I am sorry, please accept my forgiveness

Such poor Intel that you don't even know that the Vale army not only mobilized but is incoming

Even without commas, nothing in that sentence indicates that it's Theon that they're referring to as a Mary Sue. Unless you're ESL, I don't see how an English speaker couldn't get the gist of what they were saying.

Yes, and your sentence makes it sound like Ramsey is the Mary Sue. See? Two interpretations of the same sentence?

That's exactly what I was trying to do

The original sentence was a stillborn atrocity so my autistic ass felt compelled to get mad and fix it

Apology accepted. I, too, apologize for insulting you earlier and hope you have a nice day :3

CIA crashed his army with no survivors.

He also decided to shoot arrows like an idiot, even when his opponent disarmed himself.

>for the sake of developing Theon into some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue

He had a penis

You can't rape your wife

>sex in a doggy position automatically implies anal
get a load of this virgin

He disrespected My Lady.

everything

He was doing well until CIA teleported behind him with 2000 good men

He knocked her up.
"You can't kill me, I'm part of you."

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>not alone

>He knocked her up.
>"You can't kill me, I'm part of you."
this. and no abortions in westeros. should be interesting how this pans out

The Mormot men cancelled them out

Firing the arrow at the giants eye instead of a distracted Jon Snow.

He had his archers fire into his own cav when they were already winning their fight. He had thousands of riders versus the barely 100 John fielded and then killed them all himself. Half of the cav he fielded could have literally killed John's entire army on their own while the second half waited as reserves. He squandered his biggest advantage for the lulz. Even twelve year-olds playing Total War know not to do that.

>ignoring the "make a flat side character" part

Way to prove you're illiterate.

Killing Roose. Dumbest move made by any character in the history of the show.

ask Milisandre to abort it. Use it for blood magic, kill all of your enemies.

>> where were 20 good men the night before battle
>literally this fucking 100% literally this
Pic related

you can actually

>Has a much larger cavalry force
>Battle begins
>Cavalries meet
>Orders to shoot own cavalry in hopes to kill Jon
>Now he has one less advantage

Or better yet,

>Not having any knowledge of the fucking Vale army just standing around Moat Calin for weeks
>Not just waiting it out inside Winterfell like his father would have

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nah Sup Forums is by far the worst board

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You two are so fucking stupid, and just got absolutely BTFO by
The original sentence technically works, if you're a fucking grade three teacher marking some little shit's summer vacation story. The reworded version that user wrote is clear, concise, properly punctuatuated - something an adult would write.

Good Christ, your utter fucking idiocy has triggered me on a quantum level. Well done.

>Jon's a mediocre swordsman the entire show
>"I've heard you're the greatest swordsman in the north!"

>Ramsay uses knives the entire show
>uses nothing but bow and arrow throughout the entire battle

>Mormonts are legendary warriors, pumped up since earliest episodes
>never seen when they actually join a battle

>Winterfell, the largest and oldest keep in the north, only has one 1-layer wooden gate

>Sansa hates Ramsay for his sadism and torture
>Sansa watches and smiles as Ramsay eaten alive by dogs

>Mellisandre intimately involved with battle plans and magic shit with Stannis
>sits in a tent and doesn't even show up to battle planning

what in the fuck

feminism

>getting triggered over grammar on 4chin

baka desu senpai

>no abortions in Westeros

wew lad

they just use moon tea, m8

No, you can tell the actual meaning because Theon obviously isn't Joker Mary Sue, but that sentence was constructed horribly. If you disagree, you do not understand the English language. Fixes to make it correct:

>make a flat side character, only there for the sake of developing Theon, into some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue
>make a side flat character that is some shitty Joker-esque main character and Mary Sue purely for the sake of developing Theon

You can berate that user all you want, but it won't change the fact that you're wrong.

yeah but did you see all the fighting and blood shed? visceral as fug tbhf

Why did Winterfell not have a portcullis? Now you mention it its started to bother the shit out of me. Is Westeros just filled with such shit castles?

Nope, you can't.

You have two hacks that forget things and try to get creative, that's why.

>tommen is the only cute underage boy left
not happy 2bh

>Kills his lord father in front of everybody and nobody gives a shit.
Well, they are the Boltons.

You could pretend the vagrants turned it into horseshoes and the boltons didn't have time to forge a new one I guess.

Jon will build a wall

>CIA having a teleporter

HOLY FUCK RIP MY SIDES.

>rape

he married her you dumbass, it was his right to have sex with her when and however he felt

The law is rather clear on this: you can.

Have a nice day cutiepie.

no u cant shes your wife

The Boltons were literally the law so...

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You forgot the most egregious tactical mistake
>slamming cavalry against cavalry

Something tells me a few hundred Hussars could have beaten the combined forces the Boltons, the Vale, and Jon's ragtag bunch before lunch.

D&D just used up all the plot armor and deus ex machina quotas just to make the bad guy die.

should have gone with the 1 v 1 jon snow is weak against dual weilders,not sure when he became a fucking deadshot with the bow...don't remember that from the books.his fighting style was self taught like a butcher hacking and slashing and stabbing.

Nah because the end of the show has Jan Sneau losing in a battle with the white walkers when deus ex dragons show up and cook em.

Just read about kircholm, I'm still confused about how so few can utterly rekt so many just like that.

When you outnumber someone nigh 3:1, you can afford to shoot your own dudes.

It is a pretty glaring plot fail for him to not know about the Vale army that is chilling in the north though. Especially as they moved into position in the days leading up to the battle.

Then they just disappear.

I was confused by the 1st arrow that missed and the second we never saw who shot go through Rickons heart and then the arrow to wunwuns eye just made me more confused.is Ramsey really that good at long and close range or did he have some expert secondary sniper master making his shots look good?
wunwun was taking his last breath anyway and decides to not shoot Jon?
when is davos going to reck red witch?
why do I keep watching this show and thinking with logic when it is actually starting to give me headaches?

Hussars man, avoid a fight with them at all costs. They are men who are heavy cavalry because all they ever wanted to be are heavy cavalry.

A properly trained cavalry force (read: not idiots who throw themselves into the enemy) is very effective at slicing at the flanks of a force and then retreating. This repeated assault is very effective at destroying morale and sending inexperienced footmen into a rout; which results in all of them being trampled/slaughtered as they flee.

Training, morale, motivation.

If you are a peasant looking out ahead of you and you see your force's cavalry get annihilated, you'd be like "fuck it" and throw your weapons down.

And then the people down the line see your part of the line surrender and they say fuck it too... Pretty soon the whole army gives up without having ever been engaged.

Just look at the Battle of Alesia... Even as the Gauls surrendered to Caesar they still outnumbered him several times over... And Caesar was hanging on by a thread the entire siege.

>Fighting a literal god.
CIA isn't THAT powerful

>Is Westeros just filled with such shit castles?
Yes, also I don't think anyone has built a castle since Harrenhal, and that was 300 years ago

>hussars

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

actually i'd agree with ya user

>When you outnumber someone nigh 3:1, you can afford to shoot your own dudes.

When you outnumber the enemy 3:1 you don't even initiate combat with them, you let them come to you and then flank them. The Boltons were clearly very well trained in polearms; when the Stark forces charge, move your men forward and let their force slam themselves into your wall of spears and shields.

When your army is a feudal army and loyalty is because of a contract you don't shoot your own men.

Especially not the most expensive part of your armour.

I thought you two were bros Lithuania?

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In a feudal army you don't want to waste men by shooting them with your own archers. Your vassals could start thinking that you don't care about them or their own men and start leaving or even rebelling.

Also cavalry is the most expensive and probably the most capable parts of your army. You don't fucking sacrifice the most expensive part of your army