Every single arrow missed Jon Snow

>every single arrow missed Jon Snow

>It's a stupid frogposter doing stupid shit episode

wew

yes, that's the way the plot unfolded in the tv show

>every single shot missed Luke Skywalker

Every single arrow also missed every other man that lived. It's called luck.

>all of the main characters live.

>its a MEN BTFO episode
>its an arrow shot to the heart at 1000yds episode

honestly I thought he was giving him a running start on the dogs, which would've been way better

Not only that, but it was blatant deus ex. idgaf though, it was amazing.

Just enjoy the show retards

>it's another "Army comes to save the day right when it starts to look bleak for the hero!" episode

he blocked the shots

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>BIG COCK

what did she mean by this?

Is this your excuse for being unemployed?

>Just shut up and eat the shit you fucking idiot

Do the gene pool a favour and fucking end yourself

What is plot armor?

I agree, it's silly.

>army getting crushed
>doesn't fill in the man-width space between the pikes

Just turn your brain off and enjoy :^)

Is it just me, or did the first charge of horses seem as if they were being knocked down around Snow by magic?

''he was extremely lucky'' actual explanation from Dabid

>most obvious "twist"
>sansa not mentioning the vale for some reason, yet urging him not to fight because hes outnumbered
>le hero is saved at their weakest point meme
>rickon running in a straight line

Davos is gonna fuck that red witch's world up

He got hit once in the leg you idiot.

>game of thrones regressing into being normie shit instead of "LOL ANYONE CAN DIE XD"

I would of really preferred Ramsay to have gotten an official execution. I thought thats why Jon stopped beating up on ramsay was so he could get a proper official death. Why was sansa looking sickened at jon beating up ramsay when she did something far worse?

Would of been cool to have Brienne execute ramsay under sansas orders. she could of had a quippy one liner would of been perfect for the show

you know some soldiers just get lucky? My Great-great-grandfather literally ran at 2 MG posts firing at him and his 10 man squad during the Battle of the Somme and he wasn't hit once.

Or just watch the Pulp Fiction scene when that guys bullets miss Vince and Jules

entire season has been this

stannis will be back

That's how everyone who survives a battle does. They somehow don't get hit in a wall of bullets and bombs. You're not only cynical but you're stupidly cynical.

That was not a deus ex machina, my friend.

>willingly eats shit
nice

>Every single arrow hit Wun-Wun

Based Lord of Light

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Idk why anyone is bothering to defend or explain the episode. Of course they all missed. And of course some dick fuck is going to find something to complain about in the episode, just to get a thread going.

And you're all falling for it, once again, on week nine. 'THIS IS THE WORLD EPISODE EVER > THIS IS THE WORST SEASON EVER > THIS IS THE SHITTIEST SHOW EVER'

I'm going to bed. Have fun shitposting

No shit, hes a fucking giant

and jon snow is a manlet so OP's point is retarded