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Euron's cock-edition

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THANKS TO WUN WEG WUN DAR WUN
THE WAR IS DUN; JON SNOW WUN

PRAISE WUN WUN

>I'm going to burn every city to ashes
>Hey please don't reave kthx

let the bodies hit the floor

STANNIS IS ALIVE
>STANNIS IS ALIVE
STANNIS IS ALIVE
>STANNIS IS ALIVE
STANNIS IS ALIVE
>STANNIS IS ALIVE
STANNIS IS ALIVE
>STANNIS IS ALIVE
STANNIS IS ALIVE
>STANNIS IS ALIVE

WHO SHUT SHIT DOWN

Nth for Smugsa Queen of pain and smug

Truly the first 11/10 episode in the series

Why didn't Salsa just tell Jun that she sent a letter to CIA and have him stand is army down for just a few more days? It's not like Ramsay was pressuring them, he's safe in Winterfell.

Did she want all those men to die needless deaths?

Shit episode. If you like it you're a brainless normie,

>when the Unsullied threw down their swords and just ran away

What the fuck

>Theon getting this butchered
;__;

FUCKING CONFIRMED

THE ONE TRUE KING IS ALIVE


BEND THE KNEE

That's Lancel Lannister numbnuts

Salsa didn't want to see littleshitter again

Are we gonna get to see night king or any of the white walkers next ep?

Did the karstark die?
Tormund killed the dumb fucking umber, but I can't recall seeing the dumb fucking karstark in the fight

That's the Lannister High Sparrow bitch

THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE A STARK IN WINTERFELL

Time to pay our respects, familia

F

NIGHT KING COMING
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS

UMBERS WERE ACTUALLY RETARDED ALL ALONG

wow what a let down. i was thinking they would actually remain loyal to house stark

whatever fuck it. its pretty obvious that littlefinger will be king

I still wish Barristan was alive but other than that I liked the dany scenes, in reality the majority of the jon scenes were literally just plot armor, he manages to be a worse commander than the other dumb brother.

The entire stark legacy seems like it is a house of cards and they give Targs shit.

This fucking episode repost

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

>Those green screen shots
>Those shots with over focus on the center making it look like a green screen
>The battle where Jon just looked 100% confused
>Ramsay being eaten by the hounds
>Sansa offering help and immedietely admitting she has no idea what to do
>The masters land army is 15 people
>"No he's lowly born kill him!"
>Theon and Asha "Well there's never been a Queen so support me" AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS ABSOLUTELY MAD WOMAN
>I will crucify the masters. Don't destroy cities.
>Ramsay has the enemy perfectly surrounded and doesn't just gut them
>Murders his own men
>Dragons burn 3 boats and all the boats are on fire
>That wunwun Eye shot. Olly would be fucking proud
>No one can protect. Congratulations a girl is no one

Fuck Seinfeld this is the greatest sitcom of all time

CIA PUT HIS ARMY ONTO THE FLIGHT PLAN AND THEN FILED IT WITH THE AGENCY.
THAT'S HOW HE AND HIS ARMY GETS AROUND SO FAST.
FUCKING BRAVO DABID, DABID AND NOLAN.

LIKE FUCKING POTTERY.

>it's a potentially awesome hour of television is ruined by female characters episode.

>I'm going to burn every city to ashes
>this isn't a good idea
>oh ok then
>hey please don't reave

If you include what you've conveniently omitted, things suddenly start making sense.

>MEN DYING
>WOMEN SMILING

The instant D&D started deciding the plot, the show turned toward misandry.

those weren't unsullied

This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.

These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.

Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.

>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)

And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.

I hyped too,fellow stannerman
but this is probably qyburn or a lannister,the background is KL
why the fuk would stannis go to kings landing?

She wanted Ramsay, Rickon and Jon dead so she had uncontested control of the North

Youre an idiot

>sansa saves the day

Sup Forums BTFO
B
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F
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I said the same thing at first.

maybe its time to let go...

For Rickon

STANNIS IS ALIVE CONFIRMED

Sansa wanted Jon dead so she could be the Queen in the North with no one to threaten her rein.
Reminder that she never liked jon.

>The battle where Jon just looked 100% confused
Battles should be confusing as fuck, you dipshit.

POTTERY
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>pretty obvious that littlefinger will be king
damn, you're stupid user

no one read it last thread, no one will in this thread brah

Were they unsullied or just run of the mill hired/enslaved soldiers?

Plus there was the time that Dany commanded a bunch of unsullied to kill the masters

F

The King in the North.

>you want me to give up the ancient ways of my people?
>the traditions that have defined me and my ancestors for generations?
>in return you'll let me rule over a barren rock with no way to sustain itself outside of the raiding which you would bar me from?
>yeah ok sure whatever

GOD WARRIOR

i apologize to everyone, i was done with this show,

but this episode redeemed not only this season, but every season since 3

>Salsa didn't want to see littleshitter again

So countless men had to die because a woman didn't want to be uncomfortable.

>implying Bolton house is gone forever

SANSA HAS A BABY INSIDER HER YOU SHITS

THATS WHY RAMSAY SAYS HRS APART OF HER

STARK BOLTON BABY TWO GREAT NORTHERN HOUSES SUPER CHILD RAMSAY 2.0 AZOR AHAI GET HYPE

In the books only half of them who sided with Whorebane were loyal to the Starks so no

F

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>People still not realizing that Sansa is batshit insane at this point

Rickon was completely useless in the series. Thanks HBO.

What did she mean by this look?

>PUT HIS ARMY ONTO THE FLIGHT PLAN AND THEN FILED IT WITH THE AGENCY
Is that why he got to bring so much friends?

This. If you're not here for memes and critiquing such shallow trash you literally do not belong on /got/ and should go back to tumblreddit.

>stannisfags STILL mad

One more week and then no more /got/ for a year.
Feels good

I'm literally rock hard for Sansa right now

I'm going to fuck my hand

Confirmed leak from the next episode
Yes yes. Well done, Littlefinger. Well done, Littlefinger.HOWEVER

Anybody have the smug CIA from the battle? I need it

>Dany swoops in with dragons to attack Kings Landing
>Hidden caches of wildfire everywhere
>Kings Landing asplodes

Targs are going to fuck everything up AGAIN

tl;dr

>all these theories about who would be the flayed burning corpses
>it was just some random nobodies

Memes apart it was a 10/10

Stay mad plebian

Dany/ Yara sex scene when?

I hope CIA kills her

Got lives on shock value, user.

Well you've guaranteed 1

Do you think we'll get any unicorns in the finale?

Like the knights king comes riding in on a unicorn?

How do you know that? Whatever they were it looked stupid as shit

I would assume they'd work on getting some land in exchange for their help on the mainland. There's going to be plenty of traitors to be executed and lands to be redistributed.

Plus there's other places to reave.

>Say no
>Get killed because she has nowhere to go
Sounds like a plan.

She didn't know that littleshitter forced his way into the vale and brought about the army

STANNIS IS REBORN IN THE SEVEN

HE TAKES THE HOUND'S PLACE IN CLEGANEBOWL

Winter has come

why would jon ever bring ghost to that you morons

>the Umber ruse never happened
>they're actually just traitorous shits

I wanted to believe.

you guys are the absolute worst to talk to about this

The funny thing is, CIA fucks her over and wants Jon to be king of the north

In King's Landing no less

>anime

You have no real opinion because you have let your brains turn to poo.

theyll just do what the ironborn did under the targs and after robert BTFO

raid essos. the targs and robert essentialy used the ironborn as privateers in the stepstones and around the oceans of the free cities.

Stannisfags are so fucking pathetic.

so what is the red god's plans?

personally, i think he's part of the children of the forest's scheme to retake westeros. if you notice, everyone whom 'he' supports ends-up causing the region to lose its strength.

jon has made both the wildings and the north lose most of its fighting men.

stannis kept the kingdoms fighting for several years beyond when they should have stopped.

beric dondarrion and his raiders have been preventing the riverlands from preparing adequately for winter.

DRUMPF BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=ieopHE5MU6c

Why didn't sansa just tell jon about the knights of the vale?

Why didn't Wun Wun just knock over the pile of bodies and/or throw them at the boltons?

Why did jon snow charge alone into the archers and cavalry?

Why didn't Davos do anything useful this episode?

Why didn't Salsa tell Jon about CIA's army?

>meme dwarf insulting Theon

DELETE THIS

So have i

Okay things wrong with the battle

>Vale army reached winterfell unnoticed, somehow, like they flew all over from the vale in a fucking big plane
>Sansa upholding critical information like a good cunt and letting her brother risk his life
>The mountain of corpses, that was fucking retarded and kino as fuck
>Snow army looking dumbfolded the enemy box them in
>the cavalry died, all of it, not a single horse left alive

That'd be way too complex for the normies.

Terrible battle design. Laughable strategy on Jon's side.

STRONK WOMEN EPISODE

I spent a lot of time convincing myself it was rincon. I was wrong

I knew I had seen this somewhere before...

/reddit/

10/10 comedy I agree

Holy shit hedwig confirmed

>Her men tell her to fuck off and sail back to Euron

So am I

>horses running in slow motion
>Woodkid: Iron starts playing