>Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend
It's still around
wow! the color is very nice!
It's as quick to calming
As it is to anger.
That thing? Oh, it's just a rental?
Oh my fucking god what is that smell?
I have a car
I have one
it's not buried in the backyard
At least it works.
I can't afford a car
It's 12 years old
The rear end feels tight.
The damn thing is falling apart.
"Yeah, it's making this funny noise and I can't get it to stop."
My car has been around the block less.
win
It's reliable.
It drives when I want to. Poopsmear back on your face.
it dosent break down on me on a daily basis.
fast
It's attractive
sure got a loud tailpipe.........
When something's wrong, I know how to fix it.
Very little maint.
Doesnt mind the rain
12 years old and not worth a fucking thing.
Might straight pipe her in about a week.
I like the noise it makes when the exaust hits the pipe.
I dont think anyone would want to buy her.
Good thing she's white. I hate black ones.
I need a new spare.
Youd be amazed at the shit i can fit in the trunk.
Me and my buddy both fit in the trunk.
She only holds 5 but ive fit 7 in her.
3 in the front 4 in the back.
Yeah shes pretty dirty but i still love her.
Great price. Couple dings on the outside but the interior is pristine.
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Yes. A thousand times yes
holy shit
You can fit five people in there