Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend

>Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend

It's still around

wow! the color is very nice!

It's as quick to calming
As it is to anger.

That thing? Oh, it's just a rental?

Oh my fucking god what is that smell?

I have a car

I have one

it's not buried in the backyard

At least it works.

I can't afford a car

It's 12 years old

The rear end feels tight.

The damn thing is falling apart.

"Yeah, it's making this funny noise and I can't get it to stop."

My car has been around the block less.

win

It's reliable.

It drives when I want to. Poopsmear back on your face.

it dosent break down on me on a daily basis.

fast

It's attractive

sure got a loud tailpipe.........

When something's wrong, I know how to fix it.

Very little maint.
Doesnt mind the rain

12 years old and not worth a fucking thing.
Might straight pipe her in about a week.
I like the noise it makes when the exaust hits the pipe.
I dont think anyone would want to buy her.
Good thing she's white. I hate black ones.
I need a new spare.
Youd be amazed at the shit i can fit in the trunk.
Me and my buddy both fit in the trunk.
She only holds 5 but ive fit 7 in her.
3 in the front 4 in the back.
Yeah shes pretty dirty but i still love her.
Great price. Couple dings on the outside but the interior is pristine.

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Yes. A thousand times yes

holy shit

You can fit five people in there