How big of a joke is this?

How big of a joke is this?

>ywn watch footy and motorsports on the same venue at the same time

>soccer fans pay for this

Americans only go to the stadium to drink a beer and eat a hot dog.. they dont care about whats going on in the game

While non-Americans go to games to act like morons and set shit on fire

>he doesn't set his stadium on fire
>he doesn't throw bombs on stadiums
>he never killed a person on the stands
shiggy

>he never killed a person on the stands

You only kill people in the stands? What a fucking casual. Real men kill the players.

s-sumimasen deshita senpai

I went to a lot of Ice Hockey games when I lived in Stockholm and the puck was hard enough to see even in their modest arenas

I just got an idea for a sport

We combine Sawker, motor sports, and sharp shooting:
>Soccer players play in the middle of the field
>NASCAR drivers get divided into 2 trans with the purpose of shooting the opposing players in a drive-by-esque competition
>NASCAR drivers get to play offense and defense against each other as well like Twisted Metal
>Points get talked by # of goals scored and # of soccer players taken out by the opposing teams drivers

Final score would be something like 11-9, including the ever present "another exciting 0-0" from the soccer game

Michishit BTFO

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Is this the most american stadium ever?

Nope, there are no cops killing niggers and fireworks being fired

Maybe that's Matchday Exclusive® only.

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>Bristol Motor Speedway
>American stadium

>Bristol Motor Speedway
>American stadium
>Stadium in Bristol, Tennessee

I think they underestimated just how big even a small NASCAR track is

Was it the first time they used Bristol to play football?

Also, can we finally agree college is bigger than NFL?

Yeah, this has never been tried before.

No but the last time was ages ago.
The two schools are pretty equal distance from Bristol so they've been asking for awhile.

Thats true for pro sports but not collegiate. The atmosphere there will be great.

It's not

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actually
it's both an f1 track and a football stadium

>tfw "son i got us front row tickets"

This is your view with a front row seat. What's the POV from the nosebleed seats?

I like it desu

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Remind me, where is this? Singapore?

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yes

>Southerners

Just imagine all the deep fried butter-on-a-stick that are going to be consumed

>$500 for a Battlefield section ticket, only spot with a decent view
>Paying $500 to watch two shitty college football teams in a non conference game

Real people aren't actually paying for this are they? Only sponsors are giving away tickets?

Someone will pay $1000 for this, then explain they are voting Trump because of how bad the economy is.

Beautiful

Really they ought to run the game during the caution periods or something

didnt realise a baseball pitch was so big

Disgusting disgrace to Yankee Stadium. Thank God they never did this to the Old Stadium

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looks comfy

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They're expecting what, 150k people? I'm expecting a disaster

I went to the hockey game at this Big House and that was fun tho

They should have a game at the Brickyard, seats what 230k? Couldn't do the 450k seating option because they'd need the infield

you can't see anything on the infield there, too many buildings and trees

Here's the problem
Bristol is only a half mile long, and yet it causes problems because the field is too far away
Indy is 2.5 miles long and much bigger than Bristol

thats the field for Tenn vs VT not a soccer game. Thats also not a running track but a speedway for nascar.

>tennessee
>in the USA

The South isn't American. They are Confederate.

Objectively is not worse than a criminal who is above the law.

Yeah, fuck Jill Stein

Canadian handegg pitches fit perfectly

I was at that game. Smuggled in mulled wine. So cozy so comfy. Didn't have a problem seeing the puck.

Lewd.

>both sports won't be going at the same time

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>mobile shower
What did they mean by this?

Penn State still needs to rape children on the road.

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AYYY

Imagine the quarterback constantly overthrowing passes and all throughout the face, drivers need to try to avoid the footballs or get in a crash. That shit would actually make NASCAR interesting.

College is way bigger. I love football and don't even watch NFL

>run out of bound to stop the clock
>Tony Stewart kills you
missed opportunity

I think those buildings are going to be the locker rooms

wew

Literally has zero chance to win.

i would watch this game

kek

>he thinks Appalachia is anything like the rest of the south

fucking ignorant yankees

>The South isn't American. They are Confederate.
We made that argument but you fags said no.

They have four holes of an 18-hole golf course already in the infield, plus the actual road track for motorcycles and maybe some sports car series use it too I dunno.

How buttmad are Michigan fans?

But what if ball goes in water?

then you don't have a ball anymore

>Posting damaged goods

>no netting on the outside so players chasing balls sometimes fall into the water
>trapdoors open at random intervals dunking people
>last 30 minutes they turn on the wave machine
>substitutes jump out of their cars in the f1 race and swap places with someone on the pitch
Might make soccer worth watching desu.