Guys how not to fuck up my first time?

guys how not to fuck up my first time?
my gf wants to have sex this Saturday, but I'm a virgin so I'm pretty scared of fucking up, or not lasting long enough, is sex anything like masturbating? how was your first time? cheers

>how was your first time?

Not bad, but Father Flanagan went in dry.

My first time i fainted lol.

Annywhore.
Don't worry, if she knows, you are a Virgin. Sheel think it to be cute. Which it is.
Also. Don't worry, nobody's first time is perfect, but it gets better every time

Use a condom. The slight reduction in feeling might help you last longer. Also when you're going down on her, lick the English alphabet in cursive capital letters with your tongue.

Just relax. It's your first time. No one expects you to be a pro at deep dicking your first time around.

Just make sure she's tied down tight and isn't able to scream for help and you should be ok

I was 28 before I lost my virginity. The best advice I received prior to doing so? "Start making out and let your instincts handle the rest."

Turns out that in order to become the dominant species of a planet you have to be pretty good at fucking, so, yeah, don't overthink it. You already know what to do and will do it when the time comes if you just let yourself.

>Is sex like masturbation?
Jerking with your hand is a friction like pleasure but putting your dick in a woman is like placing your dick into a hot, wet, tight hole with another human in front of you that has tits out, moaning, etc.

My first time I knew I was going to cum 2 pumps in so I pulled out and then my dick went limp like an accordion out of fear.

If she's understanding and you guys get along really well, you're much better off telling her that you're a virgin one way or another. She's going to find out. The first couple times with each other is going to be rocky but you'll get the hang of it. Listen to her, see what she likes, explore, etc.

Unless you're both virgins then it's going to be a nightmare.

grab her by the pussy

Your first time is going to be a little awkward and clumsy, that just a fact. It shouldn't matter though if you guys have a good relationship. If anything it just makes it better

Eh. I couldn't cum the first time i had sex. Or long after that. Turned out my fap grip was too hard.

Protip: if you can't cum, girl will lose confidence in herself. So you better fucking cum, or you'll have it rough. Learned the hard way.

Pro tip: have a wank as many wanks as possible beforehand, but use a lotion mixed with paprika, this will marinate your sausage and literally set her pussy on fire when you fuck her, it'll be a night to remember I promise

Don't forget to call her a fat fucking cuntwhore when you get down to it.

Girls love that kind of thing in the heat of the moment

Holy kek

>Jerk off before you see her
>Wear a condom, helps to reduce the true feeling of a vagina, sorta.
breath
>Don't do cowgirl first, makes me cum so fucking fast
>Find a position you can do in forever, and do that till she seems bored of it or she orgasms
>If every position makes you want to bust, then just eat her out or use some other form of foreplay till she cums
>then fuck her as long as you can.

OP here, You guys think I should go down on her first? this way even if I don't do very well, at least I'll pleasure her, also, no she doesn't know I'm a virgin, and idk if she is either

Who cares about her faggot. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

1PUMP OR 100 PUMPS

THEN CUM ALL OVER HER FACE , CALL HER A WHORE. THEN TELL HER TO GET.THE FUCK OUT.

be a man

do you guys talk at all to eatchother?

being a man and a total douchebag are very different things user

Post pic of her, also how the fuck do you not know if shes a virgin?

Sex is just like masterbating except you die at the end when you cum. Have fun

YOU NEED TO SLAP THAT BITCH AROUND HARD

THEN USE HER TEARS TO LUBE UP THE THE ASS FOR YOUR SOON-TO-BE NON VIRGIN DICK

YOUR FUCKING WELCOME OP

All you do is smack her titties around, stick your weiner inside her and pee. Simple.

Get drunk off anything but whiskey and you'll last at least +5 minutes.

>but I'm a virgin so I'm pretty scared of fucking up,
You will, dont worry, we all fuck up, even after years of practice.
>or not lasting long enough
You masturbate a lot on your daily basics? if so, then you should be thinking what will you do with your limp dick. I recommend going raw
> is sex anything like masturbating
not even close
>how was your first time? cheers
A disaster, and still, I got fun, cheers.

I don't really remember my first time.. My ex missus took advantage of me when I was blackout drunk.

fucking kek

We all fucked up first time and even more. Thats nothing tragical. You both will still have fun and laugh it off. cheers

this

Forgot to add, be honest, tell her you are a virgin and that you want her to take the lead, (say it in a kinky jokingly tone, so she would not believe it, maybe never will find it out)
Dont go for the eating pussy meme. Most cunts are disgusting as fuck, tremendous smell. Leave it for later, much later, for when you acquire a liking for sweat smell and salty armpits (IF, you ever acquire the liking).

Find a nigger to fuck her first so you can watch.

This guy is a chad

Just be chill. If anything, try what you've seen in porn, and you might surprise yourself on how well you do. And its nothing like masturbation from my experience. My first time I lasted an hour and a half then she told me to stop because it hurt, so I had to finish myself. It kinda just depends on how horny you are and when the last time you orgasmed was.

>"cheers"

I recommend letting a muslim migrant have her first

it Sup Forums's current state you cant even take that shit for a joke. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CUCKS!?

lol, bro go in full speed and dont stop untill you unload, make sure shes fully aroused or your in for some shit.

> What is grammar?

>what it is?

I hear that a lot, what's wrong with whiskey ?

This.

Just grabbem by the pussy and let jesus take the wheel.

foreplay foreplay foreplay

Don't just shove your finger in there, play with her clit too. try a couple different motions to see what she reacts best to, but I recommend taking the middle finger of your dominant hand (because it requires a bit of coordination) put the soft tip of your finger on her clit, and rotate it clockwise. if you decide to finger her internally, try one finger before trying two, and move your finger in a beckoning "come hither" motion, kinda making it into a hook shape.

If fingering isn't working try oral, but don't just wiggle your tongue around aimlesssly. make sure to incorporate every part of that poontang.
don't just go in and out.
when you lick her clit avoid a sudden, flicking motion. i know it seems like it'd be nice, but trust me, it's not. suck on it a bit.
suck her labias too, but don't focus just on those, because they're really not the most sensitive part.

AND DON'T USE TEETH!