Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson is standing there
Wat do???

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Grab her by the waste
Place my hand on her face
Kiss her passionately
Lay her on the bed as I continue to kiss her
Undress her
Eat her out
She cums
I take my dick out
Fuck her
Cum inside her
Go to sleep

Try to avoid her, seriously don't want to hear about muh women and have feminism screamed in my ear

Grab a handful of cum tissues from the trashcan and stuff them in her mouth. Push her head into the trash, piss on her face before fucking her pussy and cumming inside

Sue her for intruding, hopefully getting some money.

faggot.

not again

Analyze the situation and tell her I am a victim of the Mandela effect and the universe from where I come from it's tits or GTFO.

how'd you get in here bitch?

lick her butthole

Grab her pussy

you know turning 360 degrees would leave you g¡facing her again, don't you?

Well fucking FINE then! How about 720 degrees then, ya picky fuckin cunt?

tell her I'm a big fan but could she please call her cute little brother and invite him over instead?

I ask her the same question as I do every night. Do you bleed?

>Grab her by the waste

Disgusting

>you will.

Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk out of the room.

lean in close and whisper in her ear
>"By your powers combined, I have an erection."

I gently ask her to take back that horseface to england, where it belongs.

seriously guys, the fuck is wrong with you? Only 12 years old boys are in love with this chick. Oh, never mind.

faggot

Get some answers about why she's in my house. Maybe call the cops. Get it clear to her I ain't doing shit for her

Strip and lay on my bed presenting my asshole to her in hopes that she would peg me til I came.

>ace
>Kiss her passionately
fuck yes

introduce myself
ask her out to dinner
go on a qt date.

You are all fools.

Probably ask for her autograph, shit is worth money.

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson is standing there

Things would get real rapey... Real quick

>she cums
who the hell do you think you are?

Tell her if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

This.

If it's too good to be true it probably is.
She probably needs some poor lonely victim for some feminist 'social experiment' about consent or some other dumb shit.

I'd have my phone out recording the whole interaction.

Cum immediately

Welcome, newfriend

I dont care for her stupidass Harry Potter shit and I know she a dumbass feminist cunt but, I'd still fuck her.