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Choose a super power and others limit it
I start:
The ability to see anyone's past
Last one 404'd
Choose a super power and others limit it
I start:
The ability to see anyone's past
You can only see 3 seconds into that past
Time warden. Ability to slow down time, rewind time, fast forward time, pause time. This the best power.
Can suck as many dicks I want and nobody can hate
Die every time you preform your power
The ability to survive in space
they all have to be un-satisfyingly small
Only way to reverse is beat dubs
but only with a space suit on
Only for 6 seconds
Dubs>singles
X Ray Vision
Be appreciated for who you are
Only works on fat chicks.
But only randome segments you dont get to choose
By your mom only.
A faggot
Must request permission from your mom every time you want to use your x-ray vision
Only see through elderly clothes
It only works on people whose dicks you have sucked
Phenomenal Cosmic Power
You're constantly depressed
Can't ever be called a faggot
After one million years of owning this power you will eternally burn in the seventh level of hell.
Because you're black so people call you nigger.
Can only use by getting replies on Sup Forums. Each reply is good for 5 seconds and you can save up to 5 minutes worth
You're actually gay.
Constantly depressed
Infinite knowledge
>People call you a pussy
...Well, shit.
Won't survive on earth
Is a faggot
Causes non-stop severe head pains and bleeding from the eyes and ears.
I transcend metaphysical existence.
only for 5 minutes
Is a faggot.
ability to move anything with my mind
But you have a 30 second memory
you loose all ability to process thought
You're still a faggot
Only on Wednesdays between 4pm and 5pm
Only if you also touch it with your dick.
one inch only
Can only catch Neosplicer grenades
Can walk on water
But, any time you use it explosive burning diarrhea also occurs.
when it's frozen
Get nailed to a cross a few days after using your powers
i can give myself whatever superpower i can think of
phase through anything else
kek
you turn into a vegetable when you get the power
But your bowel movement will mimic it
Can get dubs or better on any posts.
In your dreams
But is forced to use them to get cock
The ability to sense how many dicks a girl has had in her vagina
after sucking a dick
You are in a coma
So always?
But is forced to do so on a 56k modem
The ability to be a god
well no, you'll have to suck a dick for each dubs you want to get uh-duh
Every person on Earth knows you know everything and you are constantly asked questions. They also all know where you are all the time. Basically you become Google
in a children's book
Nobody believes in you,nor you can make them do.
You are alone with your mind
of non believers
But the ability is forced on you when you are together with close relatives
So I get infinite dubs as long as I am OP?
The only way to activate this power however is by attaching cinder blocks to your nipples and letting them hang
Teleport, imagine to live without the need of a car, or train, autobus, bike whatever the fuck you just teleport to a place you want when you want
The ability to impregnate a women just by looking at her
now you're getting it
of faggots
but when you do you shit and piss yourself
This
but each time you do your dick gets 1 inch smaller
Thats a digraceful superpower
Everyone hates you
>By the outsider!
>Can move ANYTHING.
Invicibility from niggers
but the women will know it's you and sue you for child support
But your gets will be for ever one off
you are constantly bullied by other gods
Only works on your mother
Only if it's within 2 yards with a 90 minute recharge
but you'll be a nigger forever
I have the power to make any inanimate object I want appear at will
The ability to murder people with no consequences
anytime you think of trump, you slowly die
Be able to seduce any girl I want. Any girl I want will fuck me, I won't contract any type of STD. All I need to do is look at them and if I want to fuck them, I wave them over. It will be good sex not shitty sex no weird stuff will happen during the sex and I won't fuck any transgenders. Men are not attracted to me so they won't fuck me. Beat that fags
This power already has its drawbacks, but just to crush it, spaghetti falls out of your pockets around girls who have had less than 2 dicks. The spaghetti tastes awful and everybody around you notices every time this happens
that your muscles are capable of lifting. with your arms.
But sprayed with a pheromone that attracts shitskins and makes them want to mate with you
Only on the moon
you can only see all the times they've masturbated
Everytime you do that you
You lose the power to process thought
The ability to create a nuclear explosion that will wipe out the entire earth.
over 70 years old
faggot