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Choose a super power and others limit it

I start:
The ability to see anyone's past

You can only see 3 seconds into that past

Time warden. Ability to slow down time, rewind time, fast forward time, pause time. This the best power.

Can suck as many dicks I want and nobody can hate

Die every time you preform your power

The ability to survive in space

they all have to be un-satisfyingly small

Only way to reverse is beat dubs

but only with a space suit on

Only for 6 seconds

Dubs>singles

X Ray Vision

Be appreciated for who you are

Only works on fat chicks.

But only randome segments you dont get to choose

By your mom only.

A faggot

Must request permission from your mom every time you want to use your x-ray vision

Only see through elderly clothes

It only works on people whose dicks you have sucked

Phenomenal Cosmic Power

You're constantly depressed

Can't ever be called a faggot

After one million years of owning this power you will eternally burn in the seventh level of hell.

Because you're black so people call you nigger.

Can only use by getting replies on Sup Forums. Each reply is good for 5 seconds and you can save up to 5 minutes worth

You're actually gay.

Constantly depressed

Infinite knowledge

>People call you a pussy

...Well, shit.

Won't survive on earth

Is a faggot

Causes non-stop severe head pains and bleeding from the eyes and ears.

I transcend metaphysical existence.

only for 5 minutes

Is a faggot.

ability to move anything with my mind

But you have a 30 second memory

you loose all ability to process thought

You're still a faggot

Only on Wednesdays between 4pm and 5pm

Only if you also touch it with your dick.

one inch only

Can only catch Neosplicer grenades

Can walk on water

But, any time you use it explosive burning diarrhea also occurs.

when it's frozen

Get nailed to a cross a few days after using your powers

i can give myself whatever superpower i can think of

phase through anything else

kek

you turn into a vegetable when you get the power

But your bowel movement will mimic it

Can get dubs or better on any posts.

In your dreams

But is forced to use them to get cock

The ability to sense how many dicks a girl has had in her vagina

after sucking a dick

You are in a coma

So always?

But is forced to do so on a 56k modem

The ability to be a god

well no, you'll have to suck a dick for each dubs you want to get uh-duh

Every person on Earth knows you know everything and you are constantly asked questions. They also all know where you are all the time. Basically you become Google

in a children's book

Nobody believes in you,nor you can make them do.
You are alone with your mind

of non believers

But the ability is forced on you when you are together with close relatives

So I get infinite dubs as long as I am OP?

The only way to activate this power however is by attaching cinder blocks to your nipples and letting them hang

Teleport, imagine to live without the need of a car, or train, autobus, bike whatever the fuck you just teleport to a place you want when you want

The ability to impregnate a women just by looking at her

now you're getting it

of faggots

but when you do you shit and piss yourself

This

but each time you do your dick gets 1 inch smaller

Thats a digraceful superpower

Everyone hates you
>By the outsider!

>Can move ANYTHING.

Invicibility from niggers

but the women will know it's you and sue you for child support

But your gets will be for ever one off

you are constantly bullied by other gods

Only works on your mother
Only if it's within 2 yards with a 90 minute recharge

but you'll be a nigger forever

I have the power to make any inanimate object I want appear at will

The ability to murder people with no consequences

anytime you think of trump, you slowly die

Be able to seduce any girl I want. Any girl I want will fuck me, I won't contract any type of STD. All I need to do is look at them and if I want to fuck them, I wave them over. It will be good sex not shitty sex no weird stuff will happen during the sex and I won't fuck any transgenders. Men are not attracted to me so they won't fuck me. Beat that fags

This power already has its drawbacks, but just to crush it, spaghetti falls out of your pockets around girls who have had less than 2 dicks. The spaghetti tastes awful and everybody around you notices every time this happens

that your muscles are capable of lifting. with your arms.

But sprayed with a pheromone that attracts shitskins and makes them want to mate with you

Only on the moon

you can only see all the times they've masturbated

Everytime you do that you

You lose the power to process thought

The ability to create a nuclear explosion that will wipe out the entire earth.

over 70 years old

faggot