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I'm a nigger.

Why is Sup Forums so interested in my secrets lately?

And when did so many niggers browse the Chan?

Well I've personally always been here, but I get what you mean.

Fucking normies.

I really really really want to fuck my sister in law (wife's sister). I absolutely love my wife and have a beautiful son with her and my wife is gorgeous.

>I would risk it all to fuck my SILs brains out.

i already know that i'm never gonna be able to be happy in life, and will mostly end up in organised crime or shit like that

Love to think back when I sucked a friend's dick. We were 12.

I got a handjob from a Milf at a local pool one day. Blew my load underwater.

Same nigger OP.

family swim time?

No.

Did you know her prior? How did it get initiated?

same except i want to hurt degrade and rape mine

Is she a bitch or something?

yeah bitchy know-it-all cunt

That sucks. Is she hot as fuck though?

Literally his mother.

I'm part native merican

I fuck married women and whores. Dozens of them.

I cant feel any basic human emotions except anger

when instagram got dm's and people started reposting chan shit


new African american acquaintance speaking here

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

no no, she's ugly and gotten fat, somehow managed to pull major dick in HS and college though, pretty sure she cheats on her husband

Yeah? I'll take bait. Elaborate pls

Being a /fit/izen isn't all it's cracked up to be.

That's gross. Don't rape the fatty.

My SIL is gorgeous and incredibly friendly. I also could totally see her being a closet freak. She openly admitted she wishes she would have gotten some BBC before she got married.

>I am secretly bi
>I wear cockrings to work
>I try and seduce all the women i meet
>I have been a bull for cuck couples, love making them clean my cock after
>I go to gloryholes to get my fill of cum
> I jerk off at my desk

well i don't want her because i think she's attractive, i just want to hurt her or see her hurt and broken

I have very fucked up sexual fantasies about my family. I'm an adult.

Lost my virginity by raping one of my best friends. She never knew and we're still friends today :) Jerked it to that memory so many times...

How?

Nevertheless knew she was raped or that you did it?

go on

My father started fucking me when I was 12.
Everyone thinks im normal.
Inside Im fucked up.
I know that I'll never have a normal relationship with my father.
I know that I should never have a bf.
I know one day it will get the better of me, and I'll take the pistol he gave me when I left for college and put it in my mouth.

Every day I wake up and wonder if this is the day that I can no longer keep pretending.

I sniff my cousins panties and socks each time we are together on vacation.

How does your cubicle mate feel about that?

I like having romantic relationships with women, but I prefer sex with men (I like to be bottom)

My current kick is the idea of seeing my wife and daughter brutally gang raped. Or being forced to fuck each other.

I cum in my 12 year old all time and she's fine.

She wont be.

It's OK. I'm married and fuck dudes in dresses.

Either. We used to live together with another one of our friends, and she was one of my best mates GF at the time. She was a super hot skinny chick, danced and was an extreme lightweight. I used to drink tequila like a fish and got her absolutely smashed one night when we were alone. She passed out so I took her to her room and undressed her, first time seeing her fully naked and couldn't help myself. She used to come home from dance class, jump in the shower and throw her dirty panties into the hamper. I'd go in as soon as she got out and suck them clean while jerking off, she tasted so good!

I stuffed my face in her pussy and tongue inside it, smelt and licked her ass, then fucked it gently because her bf was smaller than me. Even managed to get my the head into her ass but didn't know if they'd done anal so didn't push it. Came all over her tits and cleaned her up.

Well at least she can have daddy's cum in her butt until then

Bring them on a vacation to San Francisco and we can make that happen.

> ALL of the above. You will be tied up and forced to watch.

>foolproof

I don't feel anymore. I've yet to fix myself.

You don't care that she will hate you for it?

im Turkish

I use to force my ex gf to have anal sex with me. It was always a major turn on when she would fight back. Some times our fuck sessions ended with her crying. Shit still gets me diamonds when I think of it

It's either she hate me for that or something else. If she hates it so much why does she still hop in bed with daddy?

I'd love it. You have to rough them up.

I did that too. It's hard to explain. But it feeds the self loathing.

...

What happened to make you that way?

We can make this happen.

oh wow that does sound exciting but kinda fucked up too

I've got no idea actually.

How often do you masturbate thinking of what your daddy did to you, and how awful do you feel after you cum?

Just enough to get my dick going

Shoot your father instead.

When I was in high school I sucked a black guy off in my car.
I got worried that he would tell everyone at school, so I went the next day and told the principle that he forced me to do it.
Turned into a shitstorm. School divided on it. Blacks said I made it up, whites believed me.
The guy got arrested and sent to corrections camp.
I had to change schools. Not long after I changed schools my bf told me that he knew I had lied about it and dumped me.
I told all our friends about it and a lot of them stopped talking to him.
I started dating his ex best friend not long after.
To this day no one knows I made it up.

I'm a pedo who's very anxious about people finding his porn

i only have one testicle

Better yet, bring them toYosemite and stay at the Cedar Lodge Motel in El Portal. Google it if you need to see why that is the perfect location.

Even better find a buddy to share with in real life.

It goes in cycles.
Ill be normal for a few weeks or a month or two, then I'll think about while rubbing myself. Feel guilty about it.
Hate myself after I cum.
But it builds. I'll start reading incest stories online.
Lately I'm in a kik group full of old men and at the peak of the cycle, Ill message one and we will go fuck.
After that happens a few time, I break it off, and think about killing myself.
The cycle repeats.

I think about her every single day at least once. This has gone on for 4 years.

Green text. This is a confession thread.

I'm failing to see

How ?
"Hello friend, would you like to share pizza?"

I'll be your buddy. Just have a seat over there.

More like oh, you like them young? Come over and watch some videos and Jack off with my kids panties.

I do and so does all of Louisiana someday!

Just confess it and get it over with.

Yeah, no, I'm not a faggot

Cheated on my gf the wk end with a much better looking chick. I was also full of cocaine and beer so didn't give a shit about rubbers. Shitting in now in case I caught something. Fuck

Not a big insult from the pedo

If you are so smart, what Parish did it happen in?

And Ill never confess, even though I feel guilty about it.

Sure hope you're in California. We can have a quick go thru the cycle

Share more.

I shoved a disinfectant spray bottle up my ass and the 2 inch cap came off and got stuck up my butt which the pressure in my ass activated the bottle. My inner ass was on fire and I had a cap in my ass, I pushed for 20 min to get it out in the shower panicking

My dad married my cousin on my mom's side making me my own cousin

what kind of pistol

Do you call them 'Daddy?'

Nope. Sorry.

I'm entering the cycle now. Thats why im in this thread. Ive popped into incest threads too.

9mm.

yes

I'm not a faggot so I prefer not to wank around guys*

It wasn't an insult

Not sure anymore. Seen you confess before. lol.

My best friend is dating the girl I've loved for so long.
He isn't doing this to be rude because I know he truly is a nice person.

Oh lol. I thought you had a lucky guess or something.

che...check..em

I only fuck with fatties, its like a fetish

As you should be. Even Jared couldn't get rid of his loli stash after his friend got busted.

>this will be your downfall too

They have flash drive sniffing dogs now. You can't run or hide.

>have a nice day

You've told us before on here. Tell us more again.

I'm using this girl for nudes and head

>met girl
>fell in love
>she loved me
>dated three years, talked about marriage
>woke up one day no longer in love
>break it off, talk a few times and never see her again

I live with my gf of three years now. My mom told me my ex got married a few months ago and I literally had a panic attack. Felt like my lungs were only half full. I wish I could stop.

Ok well theres not much more to tell I guess.

Not what caliber. What kind of gun?

Look at what anxiety made you haha

Kel Tec

gross.

Well anyway I sincerely hope you get better

I've got an Uncle Grandpa

>seriously

This sounds like shitty bait, but I think my adult, estranged-until-she-was-an-adult daughter is trying to have sex with me.