/heem/ Demetrious Johnson edition

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson


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Why doesn't Frankie have an answer for Aldo?

>I WANT THE EASIEST NUT IN THE DIVISION
>I WANT RYAN BADER

any guesses what overeem will weigh in at?

ill give the right answer a tenner

Post mma prophecies that were never fullfilled

>I'll clatter your head off the c-canvas Nate

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anyone got the webm of nate giving conor the middle finger as he runs away?

Is it lanklets or self hating manlets who think they're taller who hate King goobs?

What if Conor McGregor were actually black and a minister of the faith?
Thoughts?

of coursh

*heems you*

top kek

what did he weigh last time? I think he will be a bit leaner this time

We've already established this
""""""Conor McGregor"""""" is actually an Ivory Coast man whose real name is Kona Magiga

He's just being whitewashed by the UFC establishment in order to keep the black man down

Holy shit, that really puts all the pieces into place
UFC? More like KKK

Odds Favor Stipe Miocic, Fabricio Werdum, Mickey Gall Ahead of UFC 203 in Cleveland

Bovada.com lists Miocic as a -145 favorite against Overeem (+115) less than a week out from their five-round showdown. The incumbent champion will enter the cage on the strength of three consecutive finishes: Fabricio Werdum, Andrei Arlovski and Mark Hunt were the victims. Miocic, 34, last appeared at UFC 198 on May 14, when he knocked out Werdum 2:47 into the first round to capture the heavyweight title in front of 45,207 fans at the Arena de Baixada, in Curitiba, Brazil.

Other betting favorites at UFC 203 include Werdum (-225) over Travis Browne (+175) and Mickey Gall (-325) over former World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Phil Brooks (+265), aka “CM Punk.”

I think he weighed at 244.

putting a cheeky 5er on Punk and a tenner on reem, werdum, gall

>reem winning
wew lad

in his last four fights he has weighed 244, 243, 247 and 253
I'm going with 244

odds?

>mfw my bookie had 2 fights listed. cm punk va gall and phil brooks vs gall

>mfw i parlayed them

>tfw no more cut down to 265 roided up reem

BREAKING

lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=z81zr5d8R8o

lol

I like it more than I should

I've been saying "Kona Magiga" in a Nigerian accent ever since I saw this yesterday.

I don't know where I was going with this except to say that clearly /heem/ is rotting my brain.

what happened to their smile and optimism heem

Big Booty Bethe is fighting this Saturday.

Post some Bethe

It's gonna be a spicy banger, that's for sure (unless there's a KO in the first)

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im putting 30 on reem , 5 just in case for punk, bot single.
Anyone have a good parlay?

Post the best ufc promo

4 on Punk
Gall 1.2 (lel), Werdum 1.43, Reem 2.02

>Sweden called it 4 months ago
MYSTIC
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she's gonna get beat right?

Will WMMA ever be good?

pretty terrible desu

at best you win 20, and that's only if you get the parlay right

>yfw you realize all her bruising on the forehead and cheeks are because she tucks her chin properly when she fights

Fuck off degenerate nigger

Insane fight
If Cerrone wins people will be more than ready to write off Lawler for good though

Sweden has some pretty good banter, I particularly liked all the Champs being made British

If Cerrone wins, will Maia have to fight him? Will he leapfrog Maia?
Hope not for Maia's sake desu

I never thought I'd say it but I miss Ronda

I would knockout joanna permanently with one strike

Is there anything she can't do

it is what it is, this will pay for my fight day calzones

beat me in a fight

>leapfrog Maia
You think a win would put Cerrone in line for a title shot at WW? I think that's far too much, even though it'd be a huge win, I reckon there should be another fight before that given his past 3 haven't exactly been against the highest ranked guys. Woodley should have made one defence by then and it'll likely be Thompson, so Cerrone/Maia isn't a bad shout for who gets the next shot

Still can't believe goober knocked Nate down three times. I thought the Diaz bros chins were untouchable.

>Nate still thinks he was robbed like always

What was this, video's gone...

Why won't she fight at bantamweight? What a cheater.

She'd drop you within a round

that's wrong she's not 5'8

>Nate was robbed like always

y isn't mark hunt a welterweight

Bethe is that fugly chick you shag on the down low and the pussy game so good you make the relationship public and suffer the abuse from your m8s

Here's the proof she's not 5'8

Why won't Ronda just go on a diet?

howlin

Kek
Both me

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Yeah you're the good Swede
There's a c*** Swede here too

Well of course you'd like that, you limey bastard.

Really makes you think...

>terminal Alzheiner's, yay!

I would have never guessed Tecia was part black, Maybe that's why Sage rejected her kek

is this PPV worthy?

She's a lesbo

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Quebecers on suicide watch

Not a subtle one, either.

Put a bag over her head, She'll be fine.

PROOFS
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F
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BRITISH Columbia ftw, motherfuckers!

Na she was thirsty for sage, all the test shes on probably just has her all fucked up so she likes women too

>PROOFS
>R
>O
>O
>F
>S
Oh I dunno how bout the interview where she references eating poon?

She's married to Raquel Pennington

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Has ep 2 of TUF been aired yet? I think that Zulu dude is pretty chill, but I unironically want the Sakuraba wannabe to permaheem him.

>DUDE AFRICAN MMA LMAO
Yeah, right.

Plenty of girls eat poon. That doesn't mean she's a lesbian.

I need this interview, For research purposes of course.

*barfs*

hightest

Yeah, and it isn't gay when you suck dick either.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

*revs up sperg*

precisely

Depends if its a feminine penis

Is that literally the only phrase you know how to copy-paste here, you subhuman manlet nigger faggot piece of shit? Go back and cry some more about Arica, cunt.

How the fuck else am I gonna charge up my JO crystal?

Well, would you consider yourself gay if you did it once after say 40 years of fucking and being into women?

At most you'd be like a 3 on the Kinsey scale.

Jesus, Canada get a grip

and a good fighter while you're at it

When is /HEEM/ 1 happening?

>who is the greatest WW ever

*UFC fighter ever

I was trying to avoid the "BUT MUH CANCRUSHER FEDOR" by stating something that's simply irrefutable, even by these spergs.

Bah, just noticed you said UFC not MMA. Carry on.

Matt sera merced that beta

Where's the bunda?

idiot

What's wrong, leafbro?