The Internet's Saddest Music Nerd.
Wife broke up with him, clinically depressed, decreasing views, in serious debt
when is he finally going to quit and get a real job?
average views 2014: 200.000
average views 2017: 50.000
total subscriptions 2014: 760.000
total subscriptions 2017: 896.900
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Did his wife actually break up with him? Source?
>being this invested in his life
He probably broke up with her after he realized he married a nigger
his life really took a turn when he joined that white supremacist group
you're just jealous of his teeth
dat beer gut doe
Isn't it likely that older videos have more views because they've been up longer? I assume people enter an artist or album in the search on youtube, memetano comes up and they watch his video.
t. Anthony Fontano
He said he has an SO in one of his more recent reviews
he's like literally the only music critic who has anything resembling name recognition behind him who isn't named christgau and christgau is a dinosaur, or some p4k industry bootlicker
he'll be fine
he literally tweeted about his wife (the only one he has had) like under a month ago
I used to love Anthony but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the internet's busiest music nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His album, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real musician, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a mongrel baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's bald.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
>bald
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>lets cal run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Sam Hyde video exposing Anthony as a racist sexist alt-right asshole from the start
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with rap music
>was never really into music and sucks at it
>knows very little about music, gets most information from Wikipedia. Cal knows more than him
>was a fucking normie that just wanted to listen to music and talk about it when he did the first two reviews but was forced to do Needle Drop for income
his child died, it's not funny
Does fantano actually have a kid?
That's just the Angry Video Game nerd cuck copypasta edited
Not anymore he doesn't.
Idk
I heard he can't get kids
Apparently he grew up near some nuclear power plant in Connecticut
Imagine this is what Google suggests to others when they search your name.
>find out fantano is doing reviews of memes
>he did a review of "cash me outside how bou dah"
>called it "basic ass, normie ass, forced bullshit"
how can one man be so based
"I really don't like african americans" - Fantano
I don't know, man. I'd be pretty happy if I were married to Danny Brown.
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Note no mention of ex-
the eternal chubby skinny, never being able to have a muscular body, always so close, always so far.
wow so you're saying the divorce happened that recently? he must be really broken up about it.
lol
No, you're saying that, I proved that he's still married.
inb4
>the eternal chubby skinny, never being able to have a muscular body, always so close, always too far to lick
His meme reviews are unironically better to watch and more relevant than his music reviews.
>yes, he has more subscribers than he used to, but the *rate* at which he is gaining subscribers is not as high as the *rate* at which he used to be gaining subscribers, therefore he is a failure
this is some pravda shit right here
alt right shill go away, your poster boy got fucking wrecked by a literal melon.
Honestly this.
Also itaots is still a meme, fantano
This. Watched some a while back with some trepidation but they were actually not bad.
a SO can also be a spouse.
I honestly don't find Anthony that ugly, I think he could find something better than that disgusting piece of shit.
He's not doing bad.
Ha also has that meme review channel which is moderately successful
kek this fucking thread
Where did you get that info about his wife lol
sounds fake
he's a light 7.
he's not lying tho
she's cute
More like she broke up with him for being an alt right melon.
hahaha its le epic nigger meme :) Take an upboat my friend, you said NIGGER, and that's truly EPIC my friend! Haha, NIGGER! Am I doing it right? Hahah, the word NIGGER is truly EPIC! HAHAH! Euphoric!
>Everyone who I don't like is alt right
source?
kek
t. nigger
more like strong 6
bro that is another lving human being, have a heart
J U S T E
looks like best teeth in the fucking game has really fallen on some hard times.
this
>be Depresiony Suicidetano
>make a living off of pretending to be an online music reviewing hipster
>end life
I wonder if her pussy be smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos.
Every tween and Idubbbz fan ever.
>Wife broke up with him, clinically depressed, decreasing views, in serious debt
[Citation needed]
>Let's deflect all criticism because I say so
Nice argument.