Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES: General: 1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped. 2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP. 3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully. 4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP. 5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count) 6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters: 1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders). 2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them. 3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively. 4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting: 1. Only counts arabic numerals. 2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count. 3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits. 4. Pictures do not count. 5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages. 6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content. 7. Fractions do not count. 8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Matthew Cruz
egkos
Jordan Parker
Sounds fun too bad ill be off to sleep now. Also roll
Mason Price
Was gonna fap, but I got this.
Jayden Hernandez
Roll
Jackson Young
rollin for that sweet hammer we will not be able to wield
Brody Rogers
drink estus
Charles Foster
fat roll
Justin Bennett
roll?
Noah Martin
I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!!!
Cameron Scott
VICTORY ACHIEVED!
Kevin Jenkins
That is how its done.
John Brown
Yas
Joshua Anderson
what class are we
Isaiah Gray
You do indeed have the power. Our first champion has emerged.
Stop wasting our precious dubs, user.
On to the next boss.
John Rodriguez
check my nine
Levi Morgan
I GOT IT
Gavin Powell
well fuck
Lincoln Johnson
backsteb
Alexander Phillips
Roll
Asher Turner
backstab!
Julian King
PLUNGING ATTACK
Jacob Garcia
Not sure if I can do it a second time though. Feeling exhausted after the first one.
Lucas Adams
More dubs
Austin Martin
I GOT TIHS AGAIN
Jacob Martinez
9900
Jackson Walker
stahhhhp
Ayden Green
Jump off that bridge you fucker
Jaxon Cruz
got it guys
Leo Young
Rollin
Xavier Howard
Spear in minotaur's ass!
Kevin Thompson
BANG
Brayden Walker
ass spearing ftw
Hunter Richardson
he likes it
Hunter Rogers
noice
Ethan Flores
Apparently his anus is his weakness.
Good job anons.
It only gets tougher from here.
Elijah Clark
Finally
Kayden Richardson
Thank the heavens you came along.
Hudson Hill
lightning weapon
Elijah Johnson
summon solaire and lautrec
Levi Scott
Das it mane
Henry Lee
cut its face off
Andrew Butler
v,
Anthony Jenkins
This guy's already on ng+ or what ?
Gabriel Martinez
Let's go
Jayden Young
cut off the tail
Hunter Nguyen
no 5?
Aiden Cox
The pine resin seems to be effective!
Still need a 5!
Also, for everyone who's never participated in my thread before, this is Hazel.
Stop wasting trips!
Dominic Hughes
fat roll
Jackson Ramirez
spear in gargole's ass!
Hudson Mitchell
stop wasting these
Evan Johnson
roll for win?
Parker Adams
lighting weapon!!
Dylan Bennett
>Stop wasting trips! Never!
Sebastian Ramirez
finally!
Angel Ross
nice roll
Jaxon Parker
WINRAR
John Wood
Cut of the tail
Jordan Adams
We've killed the Gargoyles!
Unfortunately, no tail drop. :(
We're warming up, but we're still in easy mode right now.
Joseph Perez
I'm sorry, I'm just very excited
Grayson Lopez
Ok let's go
Aiden Murphy
first, kill the stray dogs
Henry Clark
go up the stairs
Luis Myers
whoa
Brayden Price
Well that was quick!
Lucas Rogers
You couldn't even use the right capra demon?
Nathan Campbell
veni vidi vici
Lucas Long
quick victory
Alexander Allen
Damn, you guys wrecked them.
I need someone who plans to be here for a while to help remind me to make a new thread when we hit ~250 posts. Any takers?
Moving onward to Vag Dragon!
Isaiah Ward
speedrunner confirmed
Daniel Thomas
ONE
Hudson Rivera
3
Sebastian Gutierrez
kek
Ryan Martinez
2
Grayson Williams
One
Jayden Bailey
2
Adrian Brooks
1
Julian Miller
2
Jaxson Nelson
3
Austin Ortiz
wow.
Nathaniel Cox
3
Benjamin Edwards
win?
Levi Fisher
winrar definitely a speedrunner
Josiah Thompson
AYYYY nicely done son brother! Jolly cooperation!
Mason Thomas
Murray be a slow night on Sup Forums
Robert Davis
Done
Cooper Thompson
in theory
Josiah Reyes
dildo of destiny
Hunter Lee
Well, counting down. That wasn't so bad, was it?
Still wondering if anyone who plans to be here a while with me wants to help me remember to make a new thread.
Moving on, guys. This boss isn't hard, but you've gotta make sure you don't get distracted by titty witch's titties!
Adam Cruz
that's some jolly cooperation
Nathan Turner
Wasted
Nolan Barnes
im distracted srry anons
Jayden Kelly
8 get
Jason King
no
Christopher Sanders
i like to rape the spider part
Evan Ward
dem tities
Gabriel Evans
>you had one job
Julian Martin
Damn already used my 88.
Nolan White
88
Bentley King
Do a MIGHTY LEAP onto her human body, grab them tits then skull fuck her to death. Or unconsciousness.
