Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?

welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?

I ate a bowl of nails this morning. Without any milk.

I told her "No, we can't be friends instead"

Made ny teachers give me c's instead of a's.
Got a image to ceep up after all

I talked to a real life girl

I took my 12 count chicken nugget back for a refund when they only gave me eleven.

I printed instructions for a home made gas chamber

I didn't check your dubs.

I only cried TWICE thinking about my ex today.

You got any tattoos? Wow

Never mind, make it three.

Man, I'm gonna be stuck at Weenie Hut Junior's

I just beat up and hog tied that fat retarded kid over there.

Also nice dubs

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I eat ass. The whole ass.

I rooted this sheila up the dot without a franga

Faggot

I drank a bowl of milk this morning. Without any nails.

You two should friendzone each other.

when someone ask's me what's wrong
i pretend like it's okay
but in reality
.
it's not

my dick is as tough and of the same texture as over smoked jerky

I killed myself

I took a poop and didnt wipe.

I didn't cry or tried to kill myself when harambe died

As tough as these dubs

I'm really tough.

I talked to a girl.
Without sperging.

Nice, but did you do it without touching him at all

I can watch Zootopia without mastrubating

Damn, this guy has no chill

I am actually happy.

I sit down on public toilets with no paper

I didn't cry at the end of Toy Story 3

I beat a sweet shop owner to death with his own shoes to steal enough brown m&ms to fill a brandy glass or ozzy wasn't going on stage that night.

Check my dubs

I bought a copy of winrar

it was raining and I looked up

I sucked dick for bus fare.. then walked.

I had shecks with Trebek's mothah!

I bought a water cup at a restaurant and filled it with soda.

I accidentally stole a candy bar from Walmart yesterday

I went back and paid, but I was sort of rude about it!

How tough am I? I rolled dubs without even tryin'.

HOLY FUCK HE'S TOUGH

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right this way sorry to keep you waiting

Let em in

yummy... love da belly

i made it trough no fap november last year. i inteend to do it agine

I still play minecraft

I opened the pickle jar, on my first try.

i'm always here on double weenie Wednesday

How tough am I? I leave my email servers unsecured

I'm so tough I scare dubs away. Like this

Oh shit

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No homo but I bet that place would be comfy as fuck.

I still watch Season one of MLP FIM.

Other than Twilight being ridiculously more Mary Sue-ish (ie. being shoehorned into EVERY episode regardless of whether she was in the plot or not) it's on par with everything else.

kek

I watched the Doomsday episode of Doctor Who without crying.

I read Koe no Katachi and only cried twice

I'm goatse. The REAL goatse.

Fucking yee

I Fapped to the bme Pain olympics

With sandpaper

I had sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

You fucking lie. No one on here has the sex.

How tough am i?

I watched Magic Mike 3 times and i only popped a half chub once

ooh bby a triple

My professor assigned a 5-page essay yesterday.
I only wrote four pages, and turned it in today, and MADE THAT BITCH accept it.

I can swim without floaties

Wtf are you saying ausfag? SPEAK ENGLISH

You can figure it our with context clues:

>I rooted (fucked) a sheila (girl, that one is obvious) up the dot (dot is most likely 'butt') without a franga (most likely 'condom').

Learn to think for yourself, mate.

I don't seed my torrents