welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?
Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?
I ate a bowl of nails this morning. Without any milk.
I told her "No, we can't be friends instead"
Made ny teachers give me c's instead of a's.
Got a image to ceep up after all
I talked to a real life girl
I took my 12 count chicken nugget back for a refund when they only gave me eleven.
I printed instructions for a home made gas chamber
I didn't check your dubs.
I only cried TWICE thinking about my ex today.
You got any tattoos? Wow
Never mind, make it three.
Man, I'm gonna be stuck at Weenie Hut Junior's
I just beat up and hog tied that fat retarded kid over there.
Also nice dubs
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I eat ass. The whole ass.
I rooted this sheila up the dot without a franga
Faggot
I drank a bowl of milk this morning. Without any nails.
You two should friendzone each other.
when someone ask's me what's wrong
i pretend like it's okay
but in reality
.
it's not
my dick is as tough and of the same texture as over smoked jerky
I killed myself
I took a poop and didnt wipe.
I didn't cry or tried to kill myself when harambe died
As tough as these dubs
I'm really tough.
I talked to a girl.
Without sperging.
Nice, but did you do it without touching him at all
I can watch Zootopia without mastrubating
Damn, this guy has no chill
I am actually happy.
I sit down on public toilets with no paper
I didn't cry at the end of Toy Story 3
I beat a sweet shop owner to death with his own shoes to steal enough brown m&ms to fill a brandy glass or ozzy wasn't going on stage that night.
Check my dubs
I bought a copy of winrar
it was raining and I looked up
I sucked dick for bus fare.. then walked.
I had shecks with Trebek's mothah!
I bought a water cup at a restaurant and filled it with soda.
I accidentally stole a candy bar from Walmart yesterday
I went back and paid, but I was sort of rude about it!
How tough am I? I rolled dubs without even tryin'.
HOLY FUCK HE'S TOUGH
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right this way sorry to keep you waiting
Let em in
yummy... love da belly
i made it trough no fap november last year. i inteend to do it agine
I still play minecraft
I opened the pickle jar, on my first try.
i'm always here on double weenie Wednesday
How tough am I? I leave my email servers unsecured
I'm so tough I scare dubs away. Like this
Oh shit
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No homo but I bet that place would be comfy as fuck.
I still watch Season one of MLP FIM.
Other than Twilight being ridiculously more Mary Sue-ish (ie. being shoehorned into EVERY episode regardless of whether she was in the plot or not) it's on par with everything else.
kek
I watched the Doomsday episode of Doctor Who without crying.
I read Koe no Katachi and only cried twice
I'm goatse. The REAL goatse.
Fucking yee
I Fapped to the bme Pain olympics
With sandpaper
I had sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
You fucking lie. No one on here has the sex.
How tough am i?
I watched Magic Mike 3 times and i only popped a half chub once
ooh bby a triple
My professor assigned a 5-page essay yesterday.
I only wrote four pages, and turned it in today, and MADE THAT BITCH accept it.
I can swim without floaties
Wtf are you saying ausfag? SPEAK ENGLISH
You can figure it our with context clues:
>I rooted (fucked) a sheila (girl, that one is obvious) up the dot (dot is most likely 'butt') without a franga (most likely 'condom').
Learn to think for yourself, mate.
I don't seed my torrents