I'm a girl on B. Ask me anything

I'm a girl on B. Ask me anything.

I can give you guys advice on how to get women.

Can you prove it?

Tits plz

Tits or gtfo time stamp toothed we will begin

when/where do you poop?

nudes or gtfo trans fag

I mean before*

Can you prove that your dick is small?

Some sexy snapchat names?

how can i get a girl to snap chat me tits, adding them is no problem for me.

I take a shit at home and only at home.

Do you think my coworkers like me?

does it true that vaginas are a penis on them too?

I didn't think so. Get the fuck out of Sup Forums faggot ass fake girl

That has to be the most autistic, immature reply I have ever seen on Sup Forums. End yourself.

Well, we should get the formalities out of the way: tits or gtfo.

If you're actually a girl on Sup Forums you're way too fucked up to give advice about normal girls. I would literally never date a girl who visits this disgusting website.

...

Ease into it, son. Gain her trust, listen to every bullshit detail and maybe JUST MAYBE you might get lucky. Real question: are you fairly attractive? Ain't no girl gonna send nudes to a random fat fuck.

Allright, what would you do?
>start uni
>meet smokin hot girl on my course
>get to know her really well
>fuck her
>continue being really good friends
>fuck every now and again
>getting closer and closer
>eventually have the "what are we doing exactly" talk
>decide mutally that we are really good friends and it's too soon to jump into anything
>im happy with this, we still talk all the time and hang out and fuck
>everything is literally fine and I have no reason to worry
>i still torture myself constantly
>make myself worry about nothing and get secretly offended when she's doing something else than see me, i prang out so much about how long she wont be online, all that kind of stupid shit
>i know this behaviour is ridicolous and if she realized how pathetic im being in my head she would run and never come back

how the fuck do i just chill out and enjoy what i have

Instant /thread
If you want attention for being a girl then follow the rules and post tits or gtfo.

I did. She was cool. Until she stopped lurking, then she went all tumblr.

LOL have you not met a girl with a sense of humor? You're a joke.

Reading the shit you imbeciles reply, it's actually not that bad.

Is B like a new drug or something? Cause this board is Sup Forums. Fucking lurk a little before you attention whore

Mind if i think about you while i am stroking my cock?

I'm currently Skyping some dude in NY and he's the one that introduced me to this shit. Thank him for showing me how to make a thread.

>be OP
>28 100% Lard kissless virgin
>want attention on a website where attention does not matter
>why not Sup Forums?
>claims is a grill
>claims that will give advice
>do not reply, see fags like him rage at him
>mother opens the door
>drops off the hourly care package of hot pockets and monster
>The he only girl OP has had contact with in years is his mother

Bro, you're overthinking it. That's some shit I do, shit women do. Don't overthink, just do.

Why should we give a shit? Piss off.

LOL to verify that I am a woman I need to expose my breasts to you idjits?

Tits and stamp, newfags kys.

Wait, what?

Tits and time stamp or GTFO

Yes idiot.

My friend in NY suggested that I make a thread and let you fuckers know I'm a girl. Apparently that gets y'all goin'.

Why waste 2 seconds of your time replying? Piss off, mate.

Yikes, like, I could google an image of some random chicks tits, but I'm not because that's degrading.

just timestamp with evidence of your gender identity

I know I shouldn't overthink and I know that's what I'm doing but I don't know how to actually stop going over stuff in my head

Yes, because the only reason you mentioned you are a girl is because you know that your vapid nonexistent personality and wisdom is not enough on its own. So you if you want attention solely for being a girl then you post your tits with a time stamp to admit that your body is the only remotely interesting feature you possess. Once again fake girl, tits or gtfo

I don't know, are you approachable? My coworkers fucking love me, dude.

because if you did we could get this shit show on the road faggot

>18831▶
> (OP)
What would you think about? Sookie from True Blood?

Brooooo, I'm currently fighting off a cold and probs look worse than you.

Girl I like posts off and on things that suggest she's looking for a relationship/sex, like lonely memes, etc. How do I suggest we go out, and what after?

This

I dated a girl last year who was cool, good in bed, had her shit together (master's degree, decent job) and was fun. We had similar interests, and she had an awesome sense of humor. Tumblr got her, though. She has a mostly shaved head that's dyed now, she's a Hillary shill, and all into PC politics. None of that started till after she stopped lurking. I mean, she had her sort of normal womanly beliefs, but they were tempered with humor and reason. That's all gone now.

Excuses excuses.

You know what else is a shit show? The election. Who are you guys voting for? Let's talk politics and economics, I love that shit.

Trust me you will most likely look better than a fucking bisexual ginger kissless virgin like me whom of which got beat up by the high school's gay alliance club

Not voting, either way I'm going to war and my taxes are going up.

If you're a girl, then I'm currently on fire.

Has she picked up on the hints? Is the gal aware of you having an interest in her?

Are you from the west coast? Near the state of Oregon? is your hair black and frizzy?

Show me what to think about..

>BLACK AND FRIZZY
Attempting to raid :^)
CONTINUE

Women don't understand how to get other women, the rational part of the brain always shuts down and out spews their perfect fantasy version of a man that is nothing like what they truly want in reality. Only men who have successfully gotten other women can.

What exactly are you asking me or complaing about? She's a waste of your time if she's voting for Hillary. You can do better.

If your handsome father or brother pinned you a against a wall and fucked the shit out of you would you think it was hot?

This, OP. You could have started this thread by saying, "I have dating advice! AMA." But you instead led off with "I'm a girl." You could have simply offered your advice, and had someone asked your sex, you could have answered without being an attention whore. Yeah, some newfags would still demand tits, but the rest of us would just ignore them.

So, you're either an attention whore or a neckbeard. Tits and timestamp to prove which it is.

Are you aware your twink penis has yet to be used and you shouldn't be giving advice to anyone?

Is 6 inches enough to please you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most likely not. I don't really know her super well, but want to suggest hanging out without sounding like a complete creeper. Then see if that leads anywhere. But then, there's the issue of not getting friendzoned, so I don't want it to sound like I just want to go out for beers like bros.

THIS IS THE NY GUY. HE'S PROOF THAT I AM A GIRL.

Top kek

Also checked

I mean, what are the odds?

You check yourself bitch

This is the only appropriate response

I think about how we're gonna go to war with Russia and what kind of ice cream I'm going to buy next, if it's on sale.

Nigger I was talking about your dubs you fat slob

Shut the fuck up.

>asking
>complaining
I'm not doing either. You (or someone) said, "I would literally never date a girl who visits this disgusting website." I'm saying there are cool people of both sexes here. She was worthwhile until she abandoned Sup Forums.

>She's a waste of your time if she's voting for Hillary.
Nah, politics are fucked up. Neither candidate are good. I have a problem with anyone that's voting for Hillary or Trump, but not enough to make me write them off.

>You can do better.
And I have. But that's beside the point. She was cool, and I had a good time before she became a SJW. I think Sup Forums was the only thing holding her back for a long time. Until it turned into trap threads and other bullshit.

Pretty slim
So either send proof or no one will believe you/care about this post.

Literally all you have to do is write the date w/your feminiesque bodice and you're golden. If you can't do a simple thing like that then I don't deserve DUBS.

Oh wait I got dubs too lol

Are you trying to indicate me being a lesbian? Please elaborate, I'm curious.

Neckbeard it is!

My father is dead and was nowhere near handsome. My 3 older brothers are ugly as shit, so no, I would not. I'd whoop their ass.

A-A grill on buh-Sup Forums ???? What is this fucking sorcery?

Ben & Jerry´s

What does the abbreviation "AMA" stand for? Also, what is a neckbeard?

Came back to this thread and still no tits with stamp, c'mon op we're waiting

I don't know, you tell me.

When I hang out with a girl I like, I don't think I give off the impression that I'm into them, what are some signs that women look for?

its pronounced nuckboard you raging autist

/thread
Sage in all fields

Haha. This is the conundrum with women. They don't know themselves so they can't even give advice .

reddit pls go

Thanks, dude. You rock. :)

Uhm guys she's not the only fat and greasy grill on Sup Forums ;). Hmu boysss

Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8.

This made me stroke faster...

But op isn't a girl.

This entire thread is cancer
Sage this fucker
New fags galore

Someone else said they wouldn't date a girl using this website. I mean, I've only been on this site a handful of times. I generally look at the rekt posts.

Politics is all sorts of fucked up. I wouldn't mind having Obama for a third term. Or if Biden had ran for prez, that would've been great.

Everyone's interests change.

If there's jealousy, then maybe try a relationship? Unless its petty, I imagine you wouldn't be jealous for no reason. Then again, autism strikes at the worst of times.

I'm not new I've been here since summer

You shut the fuck up and try to learn something

Faggot, there are no girls on /b, and even if there were, if they actually came out and said so, they would be extreme faggots. Ergo, OP IS A FAGGOT.

Congratulations OP.