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>greatest athlete ever
>can't beat the 203th in the world

What sport did Harambe play?

Is having your dick out an sport?

Porn is, so yes.

Not even the greatest female tennis player

Who is/was?

Alright let's pit her vs other men in that case :^)

>A 16-year-old Serena competed in a tennis "Battle of the Sexes", along with her sister Venus Williams, against Karsten Braasch at the 1998 Australian Open. At the time Braasch was ranked 203rd. The Williams sisters had claimed they could beat any man outside the top 200, and he accepted the challenge. Not known for having an ideal training regimen, Braasch nonetheless beat both Williams sisters, playing a single set against each. The score vs Serena was 6–1 and vs Venus 6–2. Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance." The girls later tweaked the number to beating men outside the top 350.

>Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager

Lol

>greatest ever

Have you forgotten so quickly, Nike?

Because I remember the greatest ever

Who is the greatest sportsperson of all time?

>waiting for ledecky pictures

Whoopi Goldberg to be desu

Margret Court still has the grand slam record

Graff won all 4 slams in the same year (including the olympics)

Navratilova won everything over and over again

See the post above you and watch this

youtu.be/Ngh0FyfOTTw

What if /so/ never had flags introduced. What is different about the board culture? What major events have taken place that wouldn't be possible? What is the olympics like when they are instated for only 2-3 weeks every 2 years? Wow.

Is he considered the obese-collide GOAT?

Also one of the greatest professional baseball outfielders of all time.

youtu.be/eB9wi_zvMdM

>American sports are so shit that sportsmen can jump from sport to sport and play at the highest level of each sport without having to put in years of dedication and practice

>Not even the best tenniswoman ever

>a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager

Based

Micheal Jordan was mediocre at Baseball

To be fair that was way before their prime and before Venus became a gorilla.

If I'm not mistaken, Karsten Braasch dropped out of the top 500 soon after. So the competition was incredibly underwhelming to begin with.

Yeah but they were still playing against a smoker who'd been drinking before the matches.

the greatest athlete of all time prove me wrong

protip you can't

She wouldn't beat any men in the top 200 today either

Would work better if they didn't insist on putting the "female" there and crossing it.
I mean come on, it shows even they obviously don't believe it.

I always knew that thing had a dick.

>203th

No they can't, the reason people venerate Bo is because he was so great that he could be amazing at both.

Plenty of other super stars who tried fucking sucked like Micheal Jordan

>a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager
OUR
GUY

Tennis

Might happen in Europe too if you guys had more than one sport.

#LAD
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I was going to meme it and say Wayne Rooney but in all honesty, at least from what I've witnessed, I'd say Roger Federer

see

>I don't follow European Rugby, Cricket, Basketball, Ice Hockey, Tennis, Team Cycling or any of a long list of 'minority sports' therefore they don't exist

lol. Serena has 23 slams, Federer only has 17. inferior cumskins btfo

He means it's 203rd

wew was that it?

go shart in a mart, for all I care nigger

greatest female sure, but until we see a male vs female, she's not greatest

I actually just took a shit on my toilet, inside my nice house, in a gated community, in a first world country. What's it like shitting in a favela?

You tell me.

>Cricket

>gated community
>first world
First world countries don't have gated communities, Brazil does.

The number of sportsmen who can switch sports at will is exceedingly small.

Bo Jackson is among a handful of people who were elite players in two sports.

btw I know that this is bait and I don't care.

Your entire country is a gated community, mon ami

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>this stockholm syndrome

is america really that far-gone?

We're literally in the Schengen zone, Mexico-fence man.

Wait a second

Is Nike implying Serena isn't a woman?

>some 150 kg niggerfaggot needs to cling to a """female""" athlete on a Greenlandian pan-flute forum to deal with his inferiority
Lel.

You seem like a smart guy.

the only girls sport i watch is lesbian porn

Name?

Mrs. Mourinho
Don't ask.

God willing we'll fence you fuckers off soon enough

honestly no idea, i just saw that gif on Sup Forums a long time ago. she literally looks so much like my ex girlfriend (titties hair smile everything) that i had to double-take and make sure it wasn't actually her

...

I'm going to be a nice guy to you.
picsgonewild.com/album/jUsW

thanks seven one

One of the greatest stories I've ever heard, I'm glad you learn something new every day

you're welcome, hokkei

if we're removing the gender classification, pit her against federer or any male contender and if she wins she'll be the best.

You can't be the best out of all women and claim to be the best overall

That isn't Walter Payton

this board was so much better before flags. yknow how everyone goes on about how good Sup Forums used to be? that was literally before the 2012 olympics brought flags in.

now people just have something to say about your flag. the memes are so cheap and easy.

>this board was so much better before flags.
This

while i agree, too many "nationals" would defend their own athletes and attack others without getting called out on it if i weren't for the flags. It's the racist nature of Sup Forums

at least we could false flag before which was super whacky and fun. I'm pretty sure it was you guys doing it all anyway

I read something that within a year after beating them he was outside 500 and challenged them again and they didn't accept his challenge

>you are not allowed to talk about sports from outside your country because of flags
k

nah its wayne gretzky
nobody dominated their sport like he did

this. statistically the great one is unlike any athlete ever. I don't even like hockey but the dude was 1 mvp away from TEN STRAIGHT mvps.

imagine messi winning 10 staight balloons, or michael winning 10 straight mvps. I mean that's just one stat we could go on about gretzky but that stat always boggles my mind. if lemieau didn't win one year, gretzy has 10 straight. I have to type it again to make sure it's real

flags made me hate the continent of australia. I mean I already knew Australians for their shitposting but flags made it so much worse

that one aussie cricket player apparently, at least statistically. but come on, it's cricket

Richie McCaw

>m-muh hip

maybe the most potential of all time but not the best

That one cricket player was a statpadder who played against fulltime plumbers.

I don't give two shits about hockey either and still have to agree. God damned Gretzky dominated like none other.

To be fair if you think about it. It isn't that hard for a football player to play baseball most QBs played baseball at some point hell Russel Wilson was drafted by the Rockies and was later sent to the Rangers and was attending there Spring training up to 2015. A ton of players could probably do a cross over between the two sports but don't because the strain it puts on your body part of the reason Bo only played 4 NFL seasons.

>tennis
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""athlete"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

A fair number of guys can also play basketball/football at a high level. I think this crossover is due to football having so many types of athleticism needed across the avrious positions.

or either of those sports don't actually require a lot of athleticism/skill

>playing against sub-par competition

Federer would go undefeated in the women's tour.

Serena would not win a single tournament in the men's tour. She might not win a single match.

Both apesketball and handegg rely heavily on athleticism senpai.

That's why you can have people who've never played either sport competitively show up,to college, make a team and then get scouted and actually make it into the NBA/NFL.

>God willing
fuck off southernshitter

I agree it's a shit sport, just like Baseball.

I wonder if they think Alabama can beat the Cleveland Browns.

LMAO
Of course a fucking leaf and huehuehue want no flags

top laff

the OP image is correct though, she's definitely not female

>english footballers can't even play football

kek

Bradman

Its not like he was sent back from the future you retard, he played in the same circumstances as everyone else.

But it's purely athleticism, not skill. It's about physicality, not finesse.

You cannot become a futbol (soccer) player without years of honing your skills. You virtually have to be kicking a ball from the moment you can walk to have a chance of reaching the top.

Why are Americans so cucked about race? Segregation ended 52 years ago, get over it.

Dwayne the rock Johnson

Doesn't dominance almost always imply shit tier competition anyways?

Sup Forums BTFO

Once again the Guardian produces factual and high quality information that DESTROYS any argument here.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/07/serena-williams-greatest-sportsperson-ever

>Comparing Serena's and male players stats head to head

Yeah, it's not like the level of the competitors matters or anything. Fucking Guardian.