Name a film where the male protagonist has no interaction with a female with a vagina

Name a film where the male protagonist has no interaction with a female with a vagina.

Protip: you can't

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Lawrence of Arabia. give me a sec and I can probably think of more

The Thing
Master & Commander (I think)

King Rat.

>Master & Commander (I think)

Nope, Crowe briefly talks to a woman when they make stop for supplies.

Wow so does this mean I can never be the protagonist of a film?

glengarry glen ross

Gran Tourino

All is Lost

The bridge on the river Kwai

Maybe the director is a queer

OP's life

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The Descent

The Hobbit

The movie adaptation of my diary.

savage

delet this

fuggin savage 2 bee truthful

Andrei Rublev
The Name of the Rose
Henry V
Master and commander (glance doesn't count)
Collateral?
12 Angry Men

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The Man Who Sleeps

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What about a woman with a feminine penis?

Or a man with a masculine vagina?

Or a kangaroo with an asexual pineapple?

>The Thing
The Thing is a metaphor for women, tho

12 Angry Men

that and i'm not sure, but one or more of the dogs may have been female

Most prison movies?

The lion king

The Great Escape

The cars and toy story filmby Pixar cars and toys don't have gender

In the books yes, in the movies no

Don't know about absolutely none, these have highly negligible female interactions.

Moon
Escape from Alcatraz
Rambo
Harry Brown
Moby Dick
Platoon
Layer Cake
Pinocchio
The Jungle Book
Full Metal Jacket

>with a female with a vagina.
as opposed to?

a feminine penis

The girls with dicks Sup Forums constantly jerks off to.

My DInner with Andre, Paths of Glory, Das Boot, Stalag 17, Withnail and I, Treasure of the Sierra Madre

The imitation game

The Hobbit Trilogy

>Das Boot
The entirety of the pre ship-out party bro.

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>a female with a vagina

DELETE THIS

helllo cis scum, it is 2016 and there are females with penises now in case you haven't heard. consider this your diversity training white male!

>Full Metal Jacket
lmao there's definitely a female with a vagina in that movie, if you know what I mean ;)

>tfw "female with a vagina" is now an important distinction that needs to be made

Me love you long time

But Cucumberbatch gets married with Keira Knightley in that one

Excuse me non-genedered identifier, but I was alluding to the fact that saying 'a female with a vagina' is quite inappropriate in today's socio-political landscape which I thought was quite clear with my added disapproving reaction face. Thank you.

Godzilla movies

Lord of the Rings KEEK

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, but given what I've heard I'm gonna go ahead and assume Brokeback Mountain

wrong

both protagonists are married to women

watch that movie, dude

Deliverance

2001

The Thing

Reservoir Dogs is the purest peno kino.

It's on my list

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Boom, roasted.

Depends on who you consider the protagonist. William Holden was the top billed actor and he swam in pussy.

Sure you haven't fag

Quality comment, friend

Dredd

Reservoir dogs literally has no female characters

Keit-ai.

that bitch that shoots orange and get btfo. Not lines tho

Waitress, bitch that shoots Orange

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good one

Name a film where the female protagonist has no interaction with a male with a penis.

I don't think there was a girl in Shawshank

Nope just looks towards her
You can argue that he writes a letter to her wife but since he doesn't get an answer that doesn't count as interaction

FINDS

Captain America

1, 2 or 3

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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BTFO
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Rambo talks with a wo man litteraly in the first 2 minutes

FINDS

12 angry men

First Blood

DAMN