Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!

Amatsukaze claimed

カラミチーマス

Goodnight

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these threads are fucking cringe

Here

Ah. I've used it a few times, always works for me

Wat

because no one knows what the male nipple is for
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sry, your waifu has best lewds and got me sidetracked

Goodnight get some good sleep qt

Game is now Cleveland's to win.

Me too

Sleep well

I was saying I'll check out the novel because I need a good crywank.

You got me. Who told you?

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Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
I see, So what's your next step after this?
Man i never thought I'd see it. A lewd smugs
And yes I'd say she does

Do it! Volume 7

The Cubs losing rn?
Right after spice and wolf I thought it was a manga but it's definitely just a novel haha

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bottom 9th, Cleveland at bat with 1 out right now.

>Taiga claimed

What are you all people up to, right now?

Yep, tied 6-6 in the bottom of the 9th

I see scary snaggletooth. Got one of hatsuzuki?

Night

That's me!

>a few times
What's your go to?

For proper normal human looks? I'm sure there's some stuff out there with females without nipples. What's next? They don't have dicks either?

And I love that neko

You've posted it in thread before

Maybe navy life, find someone and settle down

Adorable yet questionable

Watching euphonium

Crunchyoll if it's there, or I just torrent it.

Thanks guys looks like it's a last minute steal or going into the 13th inning lol. Let's get some tacos bois

Watching the baseball game before I get some sleep. I'm sure something will happen in Chicago no matter who wins.

Yo Smuggler you're thinking about the Navy?

others are harder to find than her.

why does juvia have best noods tho?
possible. i wonder how they procreate tho
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I want tacos!!!!!!!!

Question of the thread: would rather have to give Michael Moore the rusty trombone, or watch your waifu get gang raped by a bunch if niggers

And now the 10th is being delayed. I was supposed to go to sleep an hour ago.

Yeah, these kinds of games usually end up going deep into extra innings, someone is gonna shit the mound and that'll be the end of it. One of those pitches that looks dead the moment it leaves the hand.

Got no tacos here, unless choco tacos count.

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What would you do in the navy?
I don't. Benefit of claiming a waifu from a somewhat mainstream anime i guess. But all i know is my lewds folder is somewhat stocked

Nice!
Give the fucking trombone.
I'm not really into baseball, to be honest. I'm more of a hockey guy.~

2 boys were caught fucking in the bathroom at the high school I went to :o

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I would love to watch my waifu get gang raped by a bunch of niggers

there is nothing wrong with the last one so i will go with that.
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whats she from to have so many good one?

Right?
Yup I'd say they count qt
It's always the same one? At least learn to draw..

Oh my...
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She's from Fairy Tail, now i don't know why that warrants good lewds but I'll take it

Not at a time when everyone here is usually active.
Is she allowed to fight them off?

Yes sir. I wanna be a corpsman

Hand holding dude

The first one

Dude where do you live ? I'll take you down to texas for some

Corpsman

One of the prettiest eye animation I've ever seen

I saw the video it was pretty funny :o

Mai

it should have been me and you.
your waifu is more rare than a charblezorb :c
what kind of voice does your waifu have?
thats very kinky
a video?

I had enchiladas earlier but now I want tacos

See, we have this thing called lurking

Mhmm

I'm more of a football guy, but playoff hockey is pretty badass too.

just got done eating one

TX as well, I meant that I didn't have any tacos here with me right now. Can't be arsed to make some, but I do have a taqueria a couple blocks walking distance from my house though, so late night taco runs are never out the question. What part of TX are you in?

either my friend recorded it or he just sent it on facebook to me, he didn't say :o

thats hot. he rat them out and that how they got caught?

Anything else you'd want to do?
There was a video?
Subbed or dubbed? Both are great but are different.

don't post konata lewds :o

by caught I mean it's on video

I assume it's probably gonna spread idk
it wasn't that good

Friendly reminder that's not a great job.. but if it's what you want to do than do it up
Just the way I like it.
> charblezorb.. lols we're had
I had goulash and tortillas lol I have some Klondike bars mhmmmm c:
Adaboi

Akari

I want a Klondike bar!!

It's dark chocolate.. idk if that makes a difference.

Ehhh....I'm not a fan of dark chocolate

You what dude?! That's crazy. I live in houston

Fuck i want me some tacos now. Maybe beef or chicken but I don't know any stands by me though :(

Fuck bitches and get money

Do tell. You seem to have experience

>Shit eating smile.jpg
more like
Shit eating face.jpg

which one sounds more fuckable? that could be why.
well at least post your lewds :/

i want to see the video
why tho?

Oh o-ok senpai
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Alright that's one option
Idk it's all to preferences. I like the dubbed but most like subbed so.

DFW here. There's a few TX folk hanging around these threads. I have a couple of taqueria options, but this game might be ending sooner rather than later since Chicago scored again and they got more people on base.

I think I'll kill a bunch of breakfast tacos in the morning instead.

How was your day?

Fine.
Nice quads.

Figures :c
My recruiter said that he regretted his job as a corpsman and that basically any joe schmo can be one.. you seem smart get a good score and go nuke or something. I myself will be on a flight carrier.

You mean yo say you lie to us on a nightly basis? You sick twisted human?

Yeah, sorry mate.

Good night /waifu/!

Thank you.

I just nearly ate an entire medium pizza to myself and now I feel sick

Good night.

I think it's time for me to get some rest as well. Take it easy.

Le ree

Option 2 is dying a warrior's death

Dude I think 2 others live in the same area

Oh baseball? I can't get into baseball dude :/

Send some dude

I was always interested in the medical jobs in the millitary tbh

Or I go on archives and see if I missed anything. But I do lurk when I can't sleep

Night digi-sword

Night qt
> bedroom eyes like a mofo

Filthy lying sneak thief :^)

well i think its the voice and figure

That's cool and all I don't think you'll ever be on a boat most medics in the Navy are stationed with Marines or Army and are usually one of a few Navy medics. That's just what my recruiter said though so don't quote me.
> you think you could get through the school and gore?

Came here to post this.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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a cute

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I'm a good smug

I'm fine with that. I'd be happy to be paired with marines. Cause you know, bullet shield. Yeah I'm going through school right now and there's gore in the class

Cooking buddy

Bring Ayase back

Oh wow gj shinoa I don't know if I would be able to do that
> but if I did take a medical job it would be army tbh

Hello

no u

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Don't be like that

>tfw ayase's VA also did shinoa's voice

I've seen the worst in the toilet. It can't be that bad right? :^)
>easier?

Should i finish watching sunshine?

Okay

Sure

Sad shino reporting in

She looks so damn happy.

Why sad?

You ready for this story bro? Prepare yourself


>let dog out tuesday morning for a half hour.
>play a league round
>I look outside and notice she's in the neighbors yard
>I open back door she jumps over our fence back into my yard
>She eats and goes to sleep on my living room Floor
>Notice somethings wrong shes acting crazy bring her to vet
>shes there overnight
> i call to pick her up today and the vet tells me shes still sick they think poison call back tonight.
> Call back tonight, My dog threw up 2.2lbs or a kilo of Marijuana.
>dogs legit in a coma i called the police the vet called the police and who knows whats gonna happen but i can tell everyone thinks its me and its bullshit.

Claimed

>My dog threw up 2.2lbs or a kilo of Marijuana.
Wow your dog is siiick
I'm sorry

>where were you when chicago ended a 108 year dryspell
also claimed and hello everyone

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here

YOUSORO

claiming
how goes it

it's fucked

a little bit of crazy never hurt

cut me yuno