Special Olympics Opening Ceremony

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>james corden reading some paralympic poem
no thanks

>sticky

Guaranteed to turn people off.

Who decided he was funny?

james corden is a funny guy

WILL THE STADIUM BE FULL user?

No, James. No you are not.

how is she disabled??

no user 3/4 full

She has palsy

ELLIE!

I hate him, but the poem was incredible.

When does this actually start

This is desperately unfunny.

Would you shag a dwarf, lads?

After ten our time I think

What's her name? She is astoundingly qt.

>tfw seemingly no stunning Irish Dairanhe (?) Mulvihill this time round

If she's a dwarf then yes, until my dick falls off

Liz Johnson, she's a swimmer.

rare katrina

Too tryhard.

>"Higher than the pass of Khyber, on blades made of carbon fibre"


Fucking awful rhyme, it all seems a bit patronising if I'm being honest

maybe if she had an attractive face, though they've always got really chubby legs and arms so idk

>He's not willing to check his privilege literally nonstop for the next two weeks
Some of this PC stuff is fantastic, but they do overdo it occasionally. You should watch Channel 4 News. It's literally like if The Guardian had a Tumblr page. It's a hundred times preachier than this.

That Malteasers advert was the epitome of degeneracy.

Just fuck my society up.

scenes

I didn't like the one with the creepy mutant in it, but the sign language one was solid.

Theres a fruit juice advert that had cucking in it
I'm not joking

is Samson the most based midget ever?

Have they pimped out that wheelchair wog that used to be on CBBC all the time?

No need

I loved him in Twin Peaks.

He does the Travel Show on the BBC News channel now, so probably not. His name is Ade Adepitan if you want to look him up.

>tfw they've run out of disabled adverts already less than 40 minutes into an 11-day celebration of physical diversity

What's worse?

Forced shilling of women's football on BBC?

OR

We are #Superhumans Tumblrlympic promotion by Channel 4?

They're both wonderful; I don't know what's wrong with you. But Channel 4 pushes it a little bit harder, so that triggers me occasionally.

or itv england international football

The women's football actually gets an audience though, at the world cup anyway.

Plus, the Beeb have to substitute all the sport they've lost and women's footy is cheap

Wimmens football. At least the Paralympics is only every four years and is on the avoidable Channel 4.

Womens League getting more coverage than some League 1 or 2 teams despite having about 1% of the support is frankly ridiculous.

League 1 and 2 football isn't even on the fucking BBC. That's on Channel 5. Dickhead.

Is Sarah Storey the ultimate Paralympic waifu?

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Sergeant Elizabeth Marks

is zayn spastic approved? youtu.be/MSXHpQnuFMM
anyone listening to anything decent these adverts and balding are wearing a bit thin

No shit mate, I'm just saying generally. Had to unfollow BBC Sport on Twitter, all the shitty clickbait links like "Chelsea make new signing" and it turns out the women have signed some 20 stone dyke from Doncaster Belles.

everyone shut up and post hot deformed slags

holy shit THAT SUIT

is he mentally retarded too

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Lmfao

I bet he gets tons of pus tho

that suit screams rob me im american

>RJ Mitte from Breaking Bad
When I watched him, I legitimately thought he was >only pretending to be retarded.

this nigga wearing a placehold texture for a suit

What's the chance of us winning this Olympics too? USA have shitty healthcare and china probably bin disabled babies on sight

Have you ever heard of a short story called "Harrison Bergeron" from 1961? In case you haven't, it's about muh equality being so out of control the only way to make people equal is punish anyone of value because it's impossible to make anyone who is worthless suddenly worthwhile, eg they blast noise into intelligent people's ears so they can't concentrate, strong people have weights strapped to them, beautiful people have to wear masks etc. The number one example (as far as this posts is concerned and most probably in an example of life imitating art) is that they give people with speech impediments public speaking jobs and presenting television shows. Jump forward to 2015 and Channel 4 did exactly that.

They're pieces of shit and should be boycott for life, except doing so would be anti-semitic because it's a Jew owned and operated channel.

I keep expecting the girl from The Ring to crawl out of it.

this. wtf was he thinking

British comedians... Fucking hell

Jack Whitehall needs to be dispatched for his samsung ads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Summer_Paralympics#Participating_nations

I think we actually have the largest team except the hosts.

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aint that bad desu better than the standard shit they wear on like motd or sky sports

IT'S JULIE WALTERS!

Toby Kebbell's retard in Dead Man's Shoes is still the most based spacker on film.

>quintessentially british

> Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L L Y

>quintessentially British

Channel 4 are only doing it t promote the Para coverage.

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It's only just a collective of attention whores desperate for cash. They turn up at pretty much every opportunity which is why people get bored of them.

less than half full

BUT MORE THAN HALF EMPTY?

No, they do it loads. I think More4 exclusively has derpy-voiced mouth-cripples doing its announcements now.

HERE WE GO user!

we invented disability

Spanish livestream here:
www.clarosports.com/paralimpicos/en-vivo/#chanel=4

Is one-legged Judo a thing?

Brazilians are too happy desu, it's weird.

Where those numbers amputees on purpose?

kek they can't even unroll a banner

THAT WAS PRETTY COOL

>THIS NUMBERING FUCKUP
>THIS MADMAN JUMP
fucking kek

most people living in third world countries are tbqh

>the numbers are not coming down properly

red flashing lights literally everywhere outside the ground

>a tribute to the wheel
Sad!

Makes you proud to be British ;_;

Those numbers were JUST, but the wheelchair jump made up for it.

>load of nigs in a circle smashing drums

going to bed

Why is it only Brits ITT where is everyone?

Numbers fucked up at the start.
Dis gon be good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL!

SAD!

Paralympics =/= special olympics

retard

WE INVENTED BICYCLES

I think they were meant to have the side missing off each number (pretty based design if you ask me) but no, they were meant to unroll properly.

pretty much the same sort of thing though

we r the only ones who care about the spackers

is this Mc Donals themed?

nbc probably aren't even showing it
or they might on delay or something

STICKY

We are the world leaders of being handicapped. The Paralympics aren't even shown in a lot of countries; it's incredibly sad.

What the fuck is this audio? Same at the Olympics, these monkeys only have two USB microphones in the stadium.

Sounds fucking awful

LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE WHEELS!

STICKY WHEN
>STICKY WHEN
STICKY WHEN
>STICKY WHEN

That one guy fisting the drum.