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BJpenn.com

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mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12800694/bethe-correia-interested-in-fight-with-cris-cyborg
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12822814/diaz-vs-mcgregor-2-looks-to-have-broken-ufc-pay-per-view-record
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12840190/robbie-lawler-vs-donald-cerrone-set-for-ufc-205-in-new-york
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12832724/andrey-koreshkov-vs-douglas-lima-to-headline-bellator-event-in-israel
youtu.be/E_3puuuk7mM
youtu.be/z4FDxcdQJsE
fightline.com/report-chris-weidman-yoel-romero-targeted-ufc-205/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Emanuel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Whitesell
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>autistic janitor

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FIRST FOR JOANNA

>deleted

Lacerations

nth for bird brains

new spicy heem meme

no ones trippin on LAWLER v. COWBOY @ MSG??!?!??!

no ones trippin on BETHE v. EYE @ 203?!?!?!

just got back from a busy day in time to see the last thread get deleted
you just barely beat me to it

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
12/10: Glory Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

News:

>The GOAT calls out up and comer Cris Cyborg
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12800694/bethe-correia-interested-in-fight-with-cris-cyborg

>UFC 202 trending to be biggest UFC event ever
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12822814/diaz-vs-mcgregor-2-looks-to-have-broken-ufc-pay-per-view-record

>Lawler-Cerrone official
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12840190/robbie-lawler-vs-donald-cerrone-set-for-ufc-205-in-new-york

>Koreshkov-Lima
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12832724/andrey-koreshkov-vs-douglas-lima-to-headline-bellator-event-in-israel

>No links in the OP

There were some things I wanted to know bird brains!

Ugh Punk will surely win on sunday all you haters have never even gone outside your door let alone train in an ufc gym for an actually ufc fight Punk is mentally strong to not let the haters het him down there is no way he can be beaten the amount of strenght needed just to WALK INTO the octagorn let alone fight a monster like his opponent but Punk takes it all in his stride he is cool like a samurai in real life he will just walk in and BANG it's all over none of you whiny manbaby losers would shit themselves if you had to even do a ufc TRAINING SESSION let alone a real life fight against one of the best fighters in the world Punk is more than ready he is the man who will be king *walks away proudly*

Mickey Galls open workout: youtu.be/E_3puuuk7mM

Phillip Brooks open workout: youtu.be/z4FDxcdQJsE

Gall by submission was at +110 last I checked

Jose Aldo confirmed ON THE GAS

did you see his match against gordon ryan
gall is a legit grappler

Not worth it. Punk's permanent concussed head might get knocked off by a goddamn jab

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Not looking good for Chicago's own Canary Punk.

that was psoriasis

SO MUCH GOOD NEWS AND OP FUCKS IT ALL UP

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don't worry
check the responses
i'm here to save /heem/ user

Erm everything relevant is in the op link

>Chris Weidman-Yoel Romero Targeted For UFC 205

fightline.com/report-chris-weidman-yoel-romero-targeted-ufc-205/


WHO WINS?

not even a question

>implying this is news

Chris, Jesus, and the team.

Schaub is gay

I dislike this

Soon...

He has a live-in gf and child.

>1.65 million PPV buys

who are these retards paying for something that you can watch for FREE?

But Punk already cucked /asp/ by leaving mandrama

Do you actually believe Punk would risk injury or overly exerting himself by trying to show off in these open workouts 3 days before a fight?
I can understand that Gall has a slight edge because of a little more experience in the ring and his upper body seems more suited for MMA than Punk's, but believing Gall will run a clinic on saturday based on these rehearsed workout bits is just foolish.

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honest men and women of the world

all these wwe-aspies need to fuck right off my heem

People who have friends and steady well paying jobs.

UFC 205
Alvarez vs Mcgregor
Woodley vs Thompson
Weidman vs Romero
Cerrone vs Lawler
Edgar vs Holloway

FS1 prelim: Kennedy vs Evans
FP Prelim: Alves vs Iaquinta

*revs up sperg*

When Christopher James Weidman's wee head clatters off that Madison Square Garden canvas, you will know it's not all jokes yeh

Tell us more about your daddy.

delet

>t. cringiest beta in all of canada

Did you get banned for this?

me! wife and i watched it at the casino foe free!

the fans

There is no point bringing him in unless he wins.
No elite athletes will ever come to the UFC because the pay is laughable, dojos and the WWE are it. Brock did well, if Punk does well, more will come. If he gets his ass handed to him, they won't.
When a WWE guy comes over they bring PPV's, and that's what the UFC needs.

Well, he knows how to get a rnc against a guy, anyway.

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MFW I don't think he meant that kind of gay.
Pretty sure he meant the "Schaub is fucking lame and we need a ban on Schaub-posting" definition of gay.
It's not 1970 anymore, grandpa; "gay" has more than one meaning.

no he meant homosexual gay

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>He has a live-in gf and child.
Oh heh.
Well...Schaub has a live-in gf and child.

sounds gay

I can honestly say this would be most stacked card in UFC history

Geduev literally killed Burroughs' dreams in next 5 minutes after that shove. Burroughs wanted to match Saitiev's achievements and become goat in 74 kg weightclass, but he failed to even capture bronze. Was satisfying to watch.

>mfw

who will be the first to ruin it via injury/USADA?

Why would Holloway fight Edgar and not Aldo?

someone from ATT

weidman

>this triggers /heem/

If somehow Punk wins, Gall will really look like a fucking bitch honestly unless it's a rigged split

[trigger warning]

My uncle was born during WWII and in one day he figured out how to hook up his TV to his computer and watch the PPVs and other sports he watches for free. You have to be an absolute idiot to not know how to do this. If you only pay for it to support the sport that's fine.

>this triggers the cuckold

Wonderboy will make things right

>this triggers Tyron

What is wonderpedo doing?

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is that chad mendes next to wonderboy?

Somebody needs to label that kid behind wonderboy just standing bending wonderboy /heem/

>TRIGGERED

>12/10: Glory Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

and its too bad because he seems like a nice grounded kid, there's no winner in this either outcome...

i had this as a kid.

very cool

Thank you for your service.

Yes there is

kek, poe's law is in full effect. I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not.

dont you want to see the shitstorm ensue after punk GTS's that goof and /heem/ goes into fallout mode?

no i dont

>conor should vacate the belt

fuck off you buttmad hues

>Tyron is a coward with no heart who will vacate the belt before fighting Wonderboy
>BJ Penn was exposed time and time again as a fraud and should never be considered one of the greatest
>The majority of White fighters are vastly superior to the colour fighters (being Brazilians / Blacks / Asians) due to the amount of non-Whites getting caught roiding and former """"GOAT"""" fighters pissing hot
>Dominick Cruz is the undisputed GOAT, above DM whom he beat, anyone denying this is a cuck
>Bulgaria was / is bullied, has a hateboner for Conor and never leaves /heem/, being here 24/7
>Sweden has the most autists per capita, with 1 mildly decent poster for each 10 bad ones
>The second the new UFC owners ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Emanuel and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Whitesell OY), a black """champion""" was crowned and the new TUF has a VERY DIVERSE cast
>Khabib is nothing more but a Fedor-tier glorified can crusher who doesn't deserve a championship fight

Deny any of these. Go ahead, I dare you. I dare you autismo perma-virgins to deny any of it.

you need the polish maid pic in that collage

the way he angrily throws his hands down to haul off the nigger's corpse is pure KINO

>why are all the best fighters asian or part asian?

>Tfw 4 black UFC champions at the end of this week

Feels superior man

Overeem is white

Overeem
DC
Woodley
Maggiga
DJ

thats 5 brother

Can Cyborg dust Goobs in 2?

when did DC turn black

Stipe Miocic vs. Alistair Overeem
Fabricio Werdum vs. Travis Browne
CM Punk vs. Mickey Gall
Urijah Faber vs. Jimmie Rivera
Jessica Andrade vs. Joanne Calderwood

Gooby bless.

mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12822814/diaz-vs-mcgregor-2-looks-to-have-broken-ufc-pay-per-view-record

Why do you keep posting this over and over? You do know it just allows for people to get in their 10th picks right?

They're only cheating themselves.

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>that many Punk picks
>Goob was a bigger underdog

wew

Miocic
Browne
Gall
Faber
Calderwood

white boi mad af hahahaha, fucking racist botch bois pooing their pants when they see a successful and confident black man

hahahah keep hating we will keep on dominating!!!