Write something about yourself that you think is pretty unique. good or bad

Write something about yourself that you think is pretty unique. good or bad.

If i hold my pee long enough i will have to poop. it sucks if you're in a meeting and feel you have to pee but have to hold it, knowing what will happens....

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I am a musical genius, but I am very lazy.

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Yea ur not

you are a loser

5-6 different women have told me my penis tastes like beef ramen noodles

>I overestimate my musical ability
ftfy

Serious. It's why your favorite musician or actor doesn't get good work. Sometime's we're just lazy.

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I can click my throat and make the predator sound. Can also purr like a cat in the same way... gf finds it strange but arousing.

In that same vein, I can control the muscles there to clear out phlegm MUCH easier. The sounds, however, are absolutely horrific.

:/

i can to the same, i didnt thought it was that unusual even tho people gets pretty freaked out when i do it lol

Good and bad. I read people naturally and intuitively spot lies. In a conversation I can often guess what people are thinking to the point of creepy specificity--works better the more emotional the discussion when people try to self-censor.

Studying emotions research, body language, etc. didn't *give* me the ability. It just made it much more reliable and gave me the confidence to start using it when I could back up gut feelings with actual observation.

It's pretty cool and useful, but it can also REALLY suck sometimes to have that much information. It took a lot of emotional growth not to take everyday dishonesty personally and to be understanding and compassionate of the people close to me.

"We"

they earn Money, you waste your time on 4chin.
>Loser

i have DP/DR

that sounds pretty fucking unique

I'm Dragonborn, The Listener, and a member of The Dark Brotherhood.

but what do I know. I'm just a false projection of your consciousness.

Sometimes i forget to breathe

dildoporn/daddyrape?

thats just stupid

it's called having an orgasm. take a break from jacking off every once in a while.

depersonalization/derealization

I masturbate in public. The idea of someone hearing or watching me is the biggest turn on ever.

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You are a Simulation & Physics Can Prove It: George Smoot at TEDxSalford

youtube.com/watch?v=Chfoo9NBEow

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I like going to my town's red light district, because the women there smile at me, and make me feel wanted.

Damn, dude.

Highly creative/ above average intelligence does not equal genius. Don't go throwing that term around Willy Nilly.

Thanks for the new wallpaper.

Im useless and a faggot

samefag

You're not washing / shaking it enough after pissing. That smell is leftover solid piss

may I hear some of ur work?

I'm 8% of the population that can hear vision.

I don't have a good grip on reality. I cannot perceive how others view me and without medication my imagination can easily overcome my rationality. I don't think it's that bad of a thing but society seems to.

I can't think of anything. I'm bland aa they come.

feel the same way. thats why im saving money for moving out to the woods and grow my own weed and never care about anything

I feel like there is an ultimate reason for my existence. I'm 19 years old and I'm always in perpetual doubt of myself. People around me say I'm smart but all they are hearing in my choice of words is my autistic attempt at emulating Christopher Hitchens. Whether I'm currently presumptions or not, my goal is to eventually match my ego to the level of Intelligence i presume.
I don't know whether to believe if i'm truly as intelligent as people see me. My true intentions are never played out through my own free will. I feel trapped within my mind and have felt my grasp on free will loosen. No matter how much i wish i could do what i wish to do, my body and mind never seem to listen. My only escape has been my abuse of drugs, which I've used as a declaration of war against my mind where if i cannot be in control of my mind, i might as well be in control my emotions.
I speak but i say nothing; these ramblings are the only true display of emotion i have left. My psyche guides my fingers to bring you this message from within.
This is the inner most self speaking to you all. I love every human but we cannot risk the extinction of society and our species by being moral agents. WE CAN't HELP EVERYONE. Don't you think i wish peace on earth were achieved and hunger were solved? Nevertheless, we cannot be stupid enough to allow our society to fulfill the coup d'etat of our mind. Emotions are only to be considered, and never consulted. Logical thought and reasoning is nature's greatest gift to us and we are doing nothing to show resistance. Think for yourselves and never let them tell you how to think. Fight for your freedom of speech because once it's gone, it can't be bought again.

The time to act will never feel right at the moment of us experiencing it. Our call to action has long been heard and has long been ignored. These next few years will prove or disprove our existence. Don't die without a fight. Understand that you are not your emotions but only the experience at present. The future is now and we shall triumph.

I don't think we are on the same wavelength here.

Well, of course we can't help everyone.

I have pittakionophobia

heyyy its me.
yeah dont do that. let the chaos of your mind take over. numbing your emotions through drugs will leave you.. well.. like me.
brain dead, jobless, lost, broken.
and all it took was about three years. three years of "waging war" on my mind for its rampant.. yadda ya. it wouldnt shut up. but thats the problem. i finally shut it up. and now i need it back. but of course.. its too late now. im just another lazy stoner at best.
a soulless evil man at worst.

but hey - pic related

go get therapy, dude. seriously.

Voocaroo that shit

When I was 9 (a boy) my 2 uncles (about 23) started teaching and training me to suck their cocks and swallow their cum. I didn't dislike it at first, and eventually came to love having their cocks and cum in my mouth and ass. By the time I was 11 I could get an erection and cum and they started sucking my cock which made it all exstatic. We got caught because at 13 I was sucking off classmates daily at school and loved the thrill of people watching. I sucked off 1 friend in the corner of the cafeteria and ended up with about 10 guys and 5 girls watching me suck cock and swallow cum. I loved the feeling of everyone watching, but someone reported me and the shit kicked off. Even 30 years later I still get hard remembering one particular day. - I swallowed 8 loads of cum through school (I had 5 friends that I pretty much sucked daily) then went to my uncles.They told me they weren't going to suck my cock until I tried something new. They had been fucking my ass for about a year so that was nothing new. They spitroasted me, one fucking my ass the other fucking my mouth. They would swap places, and wear a condom for my ass so when they were about to cum they could whip it off and cum in my mouth.

I pretended to be an abused victim through all the shit that followed, but I had really loved being used as a cumdumpster.

>said 80% of rape "victims" always

Oh yeah? Im the hero of kvatch you fucking pleb

still waiting 4 sauce OP

I think something unique about myself is that I think it's cool you post pictures of girls doing things youve always wanted to do you fucking bitch!

sauce it jackass

kill yourself

fucking try the one and only Nerevarine bitch.
i've killed dwarves and stabbed the very heart of a god. the fuck've you done

I used to RP in single player games where the Dev's had no intention of RP'ing.

For example I'd play against 1 AI in C&C games, kill them all except resource gathers so the game wouldn't end then spend hours and hours building up multiple bases and fighting against my self. They'd be intricate plots behind it, and looking back they were 'My Immortal' fanfic level faggy. Another example is Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts; I created two rival factions and pretended there was some kind of arms race. Each side would 'get' new vehicles I'd design and at the end of playing I'd decide who was in the lead. This went on till I moved out of my parents place.

At one point this was pretty much the only way I'd play video games and would last upwards of 6 hours sometimes.

I don't think it's weird or anything; I was just goofing around. I don't think many people do stuff like this though.

bimp

The prosecution had to put forward that I was psychologically scarred and had been groomed and conditioned. They couldn't really present any other case considering I was a 13 year old boy sucking cocks and swallowing cum at school in front of spectators (I really loved the thrill of everyone, especially the girls, watching me - I even got my cock out and started wanking on my knees with a cock in my mouth, with loads of my classmates watching). Overall I sucked off about 20 guys in my school, some many times. The prosecution didn't really have a choice but to claim psych damage, and I guess it was the only option for me, but I'm sure they knew that their client was a 13 year old boy who loved sucking cock, swallowing cum, and having an audience. I wish there were camera phones back then, as all I have is the memories now, but those memories have helped me wank for 30 years now.

Hi, Taylor

That's..actually pretty sad m8.
Conditioning kids to enjoy sex too soon is definatly gonna Fuck them up later ...

I masturbate by straddling something after tucking my penis between my thighs, and then humping until I cum. I can't do it while hard, which is problematic, but at this point I really can't cum doing it normally

bu,mp

I have a pretty big dick, 9 inches. I'm married and it doesn't get used.

are you on metformin OP?

said every faggot loser maternal basement dwelling asshole who ever played french horn in junior high school band but didn't have a fucking ounce of talent but thinks he is "misunderstood" by everyone else.

I don't use clippers to trim my toe nails. I can just rip them off exactly at the toenail line every time and it looks like a viet whore/manicurist did it.

>true story

you are, in fact, talentless

that is NOT a good thing. except for that 1 in a million freak who has a fetish

you overestimate your "abilities" by a million fold.

it doesn't mean what you think it means but you lack the gene for critical self assessment to realize that.

you are the Sarah Palin / Donald Trump of the emotional intelligence "reader"

well isnt' that special

I'm dating a sexsomniac. She masturbates in her sleep. It typically happens within 45 minutes of her passing out. She makes a sudden jerk, spread her legs open, shoves her hand down her pants, and starts rubbing.

and then you go home and wank and save $200? smart boy, user. smart boy.

faggot doesn't have any "work". it's all in her head. and worthless

8% doesn't mean what you think it means. faggot.

neither does "hear vision" for that matter.

It may have fucked me up a bit at the time, and I had to change school and stuff as classmates obviously knew about me and definately used me; even some of the girls were asking me to suck cocks so they could watch. At the time I would have loved to suck off every guy in school with everyone watching and cheering whenever I swallowed a load of cum. At the time I loved it all. Sure I was conditioned, but I still loved having a cock in my mouth and swallowing loads of cum, be it my uncles cocks taking turns, or a schoolmate cumming in my mouth while a crowd cheered and egged me on. It died down after that until I got to university and started putting my number on bathroom walls and making a gloryhole in the uni toilets and advertised it. Sure my childhood pprbably influenced me, but I look back on those years fondly, as I loved sucking cock and swallowing cum.

copy pasta. even if it's your own. we've seen this a thousand times today alone.

I am the voice of a generation

>pretended

implying

despite your awesome full house dubtrips checked

I can lick my elbow

ok, yeah, I think you are the only one who does that

>congrats user, you won the thread

no, she just thinks you are asleep

lick THIS Sup Forumsitch

yeah same here

I also have visual snow syndrome from taking drugs

Nah, man. I've tried waking her up, moving her, etc. She's unconscious for it.

It's a really weird thing to witness.

I have a pretty big dick

but I get nervous a lot. Can't get it up unless I'm super comfortable with the person. Also can't get it up with anyone other than the person I'm with.
blessing and a curse

every morning I wake up with a different song in my head. Good or bad.

Every. Fucking. Morning. It's been happening for a couple months now. Sometimes I wake up thinking of songs I haven't heard in years

fuck i hate that show so much

in that case, start fucking her mouth while this happens.

>you'll both thank me

Yay~

haha thats fucking awesome

>DP/DR
oh god fuck i feel u, i really do mean this sincerly but how have you not killed yourself? you must be a strong person. I've had DP a few times and it is the worst feeling i've ever had and i've felt a lot of weird shit

Sorry user, not that unique. I did the same thing with red alert.

I try to be nice to other people on this site

I really had no option. Even I knew I had to go along with their prosecution, and knew I couldn't admit to liking everything that was done to me, despite the clear evidence of me sucking classmates off in front of spectators. I used to dream of being surrounded by all the girls in my class encouraging me, as I was spitroasted by my classmates, or just having them all line up and wank into my mouth.

you mean you.. "played" with yourself?

I have a 4" dick

whoa shiet nigga slow down

Sorry, not so unique
I'm a bottom bitch tho so its okay

let me explain this to you. while that is the average story on Sup Forums, it's not 'normal'. you wouldn't be the pathetic cock-whore you are if your uncles hadn't abused you. little kids can't consent because they don't know shit and are like a piece of clay that can be molded into anything. you were molded into a cockwhore by people who were supposed to protect you. you do in fact love this. it is in fact not normal. whether you know it or not, you were horribly abused and now you are a damaged human being because of it.

>have a nice day

I'm pretty sure I know who my soulmate is, even though I missed my chance to make a move on her I'm pretty sure it's meant to be