Be me

>be me
>19
>look 14
>most people are confused and shocked when I tell them my actual age
>haven't dated once
>best contact i have had with a female other than my mother was a goodbye hug
>brother is married with a child and sister just got engaged and is trying
>dad just thinks I'm not ready yet and keeps saying to me "i will get married"
>is disappointed in me
>I'm the failure
>got a 35% on my atar
>siblings got 70+
>I've realized i have no chance because I'm extremely picky and hardly leave the house
>actually wanting to see my dad's reaction when I 20+ and single
>I am really happy with this and ok with it.
>what the actual fuck is wrong with me

Start working out and grow as much facial hair as possible? Also why the fuck are you worried about getting married at 19? Are you from some extremely conservative religion or some shit?

not married now but more so not getting married ever.

wow you're a fuckin' loser huh?

like the rest of us, yeah.

start working out to fight off people who in the nearest future will try to prevent you from an hero

>dad just thinks I'm not ready yet and keeps saying to me "i will get married
your dad is not married? why he keeps saying that?

i said that wrong didn't its not a constant thing its something he brings up every once in a while, he is married.

What state do you live in OP? Join the Defence Force or become a firefighter with me friend

I have a gf who looks 16 even though shes 21. I'm 41 btw and my life is beautiful.

Victoria Australia, i think the young thing only works with chicks and with the factual hair it doesn't grow and i have baby cheeks.

>most people are confused and shocked when I tell them my actual age
show them your cock whenever they are shocked. It should help.

when there is shock rock out the cock. In my case though i think that would make them doubt my age even more

I have a really huge cock and my women love it. I hope this will cheer you up :)

thanks i guess

OP sounds like dream bf.

how big is your dick? no homo

...

6 cm :(

really small unerect,about 3 times the size when erect. I'm not measuring my dick for 4 chan.

kys?

typical leafy comment

damn thats massive mines only 4.5cms

still impressive