How do i date older women? Seems like they're only interested in sex or money. I'm a virgin and I'm broke

How do i date older women? Seems like they're only interested in sex or money. I'm a virgin and I'm broke.

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I too just want to fuck an older woman once. I'm already 27 I feel like my chance is leaving me more and more each day. At this point now I have to at least have sex with a woman in her 40s.

Go to some hobby website. Learn the drills of that stuff, and start socializing about it. They're full of older ladies, usually lonely ones. Once they see you as 'part of their world' you'll get pussy. It takes a while but it's pretty guaranteed.

Discuss with them and take their sides on political and social topics.
Know about alcohol. Drink alcohol.
Dress like an adult who likes to wear something a young adult would wear from time to time.
Admire them constantly. Make it slightly obvious that you are checking them out, the features they aren't really particularly trying to flaunt, like check out their legs when their trying to show off their chest or face, or make strong eye contact when they dress really nice all around. Admire their hair and feet. Everything. If they're having a bad day, notice it.

Speak softly, but carry a big stick. Act your age, know what it was like to be kid, and look to the future. Don't be a stick in the mud. Some older women like the idea of taking care of a younger man, some women just want the excitement, the best women find a young man irresistibly attractive and want to know what it's like and feels to be young again, maybe even to feel naughty and controversial. Love is a very strange thing.

It's actually pretty easy.
If they're old enough they have their own money (from working and/or the divorce).
Plus being older, they know they're not going to get the attention they once did. There's still a few stuck up ones, but generally they're easy fucks, try hard and aren't surprised when you leave them for someone more your own age.

That feeling when your mom is with a guy younger than you but your still a virgin. I should just kill myself.

Or take up a hobby or two. Just having a passion shows you can be passionate. It should anyway.

Don't waste time picking up something you aren't interested in. Comes off as a bit stalkish doesn't it?

They're experienced. If they're lonely, they're lonely. They aren't too different from other women in regards to how much we know about women... and men, but with women we should know that even the older ones are looking to fuck and enjoy life. Many women begin to feel ugly or unattractive as they get older. So make her feel loved and/or beautiful, same as you would do with any other girl.

They have things in their lives like bills and insurance for things we might not have yet, like a car and house. They typically know what's coming next in their lives. A young lover is something new and unexpected, it should be anyway.

Really they aren't too different from younger women. They just have lives. they have jobs and schedules. They have older taste and they sometimes want to know what new things are out there. You're opening a new world to them. But you're entering theirs. And theirs usually involve past lovers, skeletons in closets, possible diseases, etc. It's risky, but worth it I bet.

You just gotta know women. You might know about young stupid girls. But you gotta know what women are like when they're alone or with friends.

They're definitely weird. Usually since they cling to older social norms and customs, ESPECIALLY white women. You gotta think, a lot of the sexiest milfs have/had mothers and grandparents that lived through the 20', 30' and so on. Like civil rights movements, wars, drug and disease outbreaks and epidemics, these women have lived through the making of modern history and learned from those women who have made it.

Like my mom for example is a bit of a white superiority kind of person. It wouldn't be too off to blame what my grandmother taught her, but then again she dated a black guy once who stole her phone after they split. So you never know.

Are you in school?

Bang your mom dude, that's clearly her signal

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZzgaOVWbZiU
Be awesome.

>Discuss with them and take their sides on political and social topics.
>Know about alcohol. Drink alcohol.
>Dress like an adult who likes to wear something a young adult would wear from time to time.
>Admire them constantly. Make it slightly obvious that you are checking them out, the features they aren't really particularly trying to flaunt, like check out their legs when their trying to show off their chest or face, or make strong eye contact when they dress really nice all around. Admire their hair and feet. Everything. If they're having a bad day, notice it.
I do this every time. Admittedly, it's not extremely often, but i feel like I'm doing everything right. I've been told so many times that I'm just a baby. So should i just keep playing the numbers game?

Are you implying you've asked these women out? Most just want to have sex.

I'm telling you, they aren't too different from younger women. Even younger women want to fuck older men at times, like older women sometimes want to fuck older men like grandpas.

You should try baiting them. Play that teasing game. Some hate that shit though. So you can try just taking initiative. You don't have to fulfill their sexual fantasies in a Hollywood manner, but you can approach the idea of dating with some careful precaution like hanging around them often, talking about personal things gradually and getting to know them first. Maybe try a gift, try some romantic chocolate or flowers. Again, they aren't too different from any other female.

This

Bonus: you already look like someone she's attracted to.

women literally never date/marry down in age or social class.

they will bone poor/young/stupid dudes, but never prolong the relationship

I've asked them to fuck, obviously something about me is falling short. I really don't treat them any differently from other girls. I'm always on the hunt for older women, i guess my drunk ass is just looking for a cheat code to get into their pants. I'm an attractive confideny guy, I've just been told I'm too young too many times.

Forget all this everyone is different shit for a moment. Forget all the gender hype, furries, loli, and traps and just picture two genders, and each gender is almost universally similar on a biological and psychological level except for those very few rare cases of men getting pregnant and whatever.

You are a simple guy wanting to date a woman. Your mentality of the situation should be solid and unclouded by external shit from the internet, tv, or your family. It's just you and your life. This is perspective.

What are these circumstances? I'm imaging you picturing the situation to play out like a CougarLife advertisement.
Like you're sitting alone in a top floor bar and some 10/10 milf comes up to you and offers you a drink, and you're sitting their in your /fa/ polo and cargo pants thinking "Got another."

You say you're broke. So you obviously aren't going to bars, are you? Are you some young twenties guy walking up to older women at local bars with 100 dollars in your bank account?

Those ladies want Paul Mitchell and Kalvin Klein in a new sports/muscle car. Assuming you have standards of course...

I guess i need to be the standard

And are you a standard young guy? Like, you don't wear faggy, over-priced clothing, camo, spandex sports shorts, a trench coat, or those ridiculous shirts with some silly cartoon or smartass saying on them?

Yes, but if you keep striking out, you need to adjust your technique too.

Standard dating eligibility rules apply:
Be fit, have your shit reasonably together, look like you know how to dress yourself, be interesting to (and interested in) her, etc.
Don't be a puppy dog.
Always have something scheduled, even if it's not with her-an open schedule signals desperation and failure. That's the kiss of death.
Be dating and fucking other women. Yes it's a conundrum, but attractive women demand it, and you have to start somewhere. Start. With the old and ugly and weird if you have to, but start. Once you are reliably fucking one or two girls you can start moving up the attractiveness ladder to find your real level. Accordingly, never settle for just one gf until you're sure you've got the one. When a gf dumps you (and they will), still being able to get pussy
will keep your head clear.
Be calm, assured, powerful, and real. Refuse to be manipulated; live in the here and now, never in the future or the past. Own your emotions: if you're hurt, mad or frustrated, admit it-women will be able to see it on your face anyway, and being honest gives them confidence in you.

Or be yourself and try to be happy or content.
You could have all those things and be a total piece of shit.
>Be dating and fucking other women.
Yeah you have to start somewhere. But fucking other women? Fucking devolution. It's ridiculous. over-population and STD's are serious things, just like obesity was until Body Shaming came along.

I'm not sure if your advice will work, but it makes me optimistic. I am guilty of feeling like a puppy dog. That's really how i feel and it shows.

One big problem for me is that i have no interest in girls my age, physically or mentally. Still, I'll get laid, i know that, the question is when. This thread had helped for sure.

But then again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder said some random fucker. Land whales just took that closer to heart than skinny bitches. It became all about outer appearance and beauty rather than emphasizing mental and physical health problems. Now assholes think it's perfectly normal to be fat and wrong to be skinny.

But why be fat when it's unhealthy and you can eat healthy fruits and vegetables that taste good and be healthy instead?
>because fast food 'restaurants' have to sell vegetable dishes because they can't just stop growing vegetables or lose their customers who want to try a salad every now and again

Cartoon characters love sugary sweets and cereal
forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2013/10/16/research-shows-cocaine-and-heroin-are-less-addictive-than-oreos/#213c26eb4b7b

>Waaaaah
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batey_(sugar_workers'_town)

...

>So what happens when people get too fat?
Soap sales increase.

Be twenty something. Go to trashy Bar on 40+ / Disco Fever Theme night. Fuck barren divorcees and cat ladies who watched too much Sex and the City back in the day

Now it's 50 Shades of Gray.

>Gray
>Grey
>Gay

>Obesity Epidemic
>Flat-Earth Theory

source on image?

You don't even have to try anymore.
>You gotta take care of your own first. I know people overseas got it bad but....

OP if you don't have a clue what's going on in the world then you shouldn't even be dating.

There is so much beta in this thread it's curdling the creamer in my coffee.

This. Any music venue brings in the old whores trying to relive their youth of coke and easy (pre aids era) sex. Talk to them about anything BEFORE their 2 kids and their first divorce. Nostalgia them m8 and get a few drinks in them. You gotta bring them back to that mindset and then wait for them to say "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG." then think about making your move. Pick a Friday or Saturday night, they aren't going out on a Tuesday. Get there BEFORE the show starts and nurse a beer the bar, find a group of 2 or 3 women and check for wedding rings so you dont waste too much time. You're looking for a divorcee. Isolate the weakest link, divide and conquer. 80's cover band venues are best for this.Think Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, The Cure, Depeche Mode, INXS, REM. Early 80's music puts those desperate skanks in their 40's.

he either gets that already or wont for some time.
i like the way you worded that though. its very insightful

Yo, banging your mom is alpha dude
Get use to it
Bet your mom is unbangable, looser

why do i feel like this started out consensual..

What's amusing that you talk of those women as if they are the desperate ones.

I fucking wish that was all they wanted!

I love older women. They're hot, and a woman who is still hot in her 40s is one of the sexiest things in the world. Yet every one I meet wants a relationship. They all start with just some dates that end in the sack, then suddenly they want to know where we're going.

Bitch I'm 15 years younger than you! We're going to fuck, that's it!

Just find the slutty ones

but where ?