Paralympics Opening Ceremony thread 2
Paralympics Opening Ceremony thread 2
William Bailey
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Thomas Smith
This is so inspiring.
Brody Carter
first for legless hotties
Tyler Young
No it's not.
Dominic Watson
Yes it is.
Lucas Hernandez
...
Andrew Morgan
Is an dwarf an athlete?
Ryder Miller
>off centre
shit ceremony
Oliver Scott
>A big fat zero
Makes you think.
Angel Turner
Is an wheelchair an athlete?
Jeremiah James
fifth for Marcela Temer
Noah Rivera
why am i watching this
Samuel Phillips
Sexual gymnasts
Aiden Fisher
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY!
Nolan Scott
So stupid question but I have to ask, can a normal human run faster than these paralympians?
Brody Cox
no comments on that lady?
Jace Cox
she looks like a nun
Gavin Sanders
The only ones comparable to able bodied speeds are the amputee runners. Pistorius ran in the olympics once remember?
Josiah Russell
...
Jaxson Gray
BELARUS DID SOMETHING!
Jaxson Cox
argentina
Jason Price
...
Thomas Gomez
What a fucking tease. Can I get this webm in a non PS4 framerate pls?
Nicholas Nguyen
When does it start?
Jordan Campbell
Yes, still though
I am sure soon enough there are high performing prosthesis which allow you to run way faster than any Bolt can run.
Gavin James
>This music again
Kevin Anderson
101 COUNTRIES!
58 TO GO!
Gavin Lopez
>These 3 tracks on loop
Jaxon Rodriguez
du du du du du du
This is catchy as fuck
Luis Turner
china, now with the stars on the flag correct
Dominic Rogers
I have seen nicer looking cripples coming out tonight who are better looking than her
Nicholas Gray
>The midi bing-bong is back
Fucking kill me.
Carson Kelly
the women in wheelchairs or wobbly runners yes, the men no
Benjamin Adams
The record for the 100-metre sprint is about 10.8 seconds, I think, so a good one is definitely faster than you are.
Jayden Bennett
>when you suicide bomb but fuck up the suicide part
Angel Smith
Where can you find links for this?
Mason Bell
user...
Juan Hernandez
But you haven't seen a qter first lady.
Jace Smith
...
Leo Cruz
little brit fellow attending to the ceremony
Jonathan Wilson
Henry Wood
en.wikipedia.org
here you go senpai, i'd say a "normal" guy can run 100m in 13 seconds or so, due to advances in chairs, medicine and prosthetics parathletes will continue to get closer to AB tmes
Benjamin Smith
Thanks brexit
Owen Carter
Anyone see that albino with downs and palsy just then?
Surprised he didn't get sacrificed desu.
Cameron Gomez
She looks like a bowling pin.
Landon Cox
...
Logan Allen
>tfw no disabled gf
Ryan Cooper
Is an human allowed to have that many legs?
Nathaniel Scott
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Caleb Gutierrez
ARE ALL THE NZ ANONS SLEEPING?
Thomas Gonzalez
US paralympians are actually white, unlike the olympic team lel
Benjamin Kelly
Who Par/a/lympics here?
Logan Cooper
>Sailor
>No arms
Not too sure about this lads.
Samuel Collins
I thought that pillow was his mum wearing oven gloves
Sebastian Edwards
south africa
Juan Moore
paralympics is fully white dominated, even basketball there's only 1 or 2 blacks per team, its glorious
Jordan Morales
>i'd say a "normal" guy can run 100m in 13 seconds or so
y-yeah, definitely
Bentley Murphy
They are at work
Austin Diaz
Does autism table tennis counts as a paralympic discipline ?
Jonathan Turner
>mechanical apartheid
Isaac White
...
Jackson Price
>The sketchy synth music is back
MAKE IT STOP
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Nathan Wright
They look like Ninja Turtles.
Ayden Cruz
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Easton Martinez
>all those people in wheelchairs
Pretty pathetic that we still can't heal paraplegic people.
Come on, it's just a fucking big ass nerve with everything else functioning.
Anthony Wood
Sup Forums here.
They use their feet.
Josiah Stewart
>Christian Murphy having to justify the Palestine team
Bloody Zionists.
Juan Lewis
fuck me 10 - 12 secs is the WR for my classification, pretty good desu
Josiah Nguyen
they're in wheelchairs m8, they do not look like ninjas
Jaxon Ross
Did anyone else just see that Dutch dwarf riding a children's bicycle? That was pretty top bants.
Gavin Cook
NICE HAIR
Jaxon Ramirez
Palestine got one of biggest ovations, again.
Jonathan Lee
Your average Joe could probably run it in about 15 seconds. Someone fit and active could easily do it in 12-13 seconds with zero training.
Jordan Walker
denmark
Noah Turner
Don't think I could run it in 20
Jacob Clark
THERE WE ARE
r8 our flag bearer friends
Ethan Long
Well some weird shit is going on in medical research with stem cells.
And this bbc.co.uk
>In a surprise result, eight paraplegic people have regained some sensation and movement after a one-year training programme that was supposed to teach them to walk inside a robotic exoskeleton.
Xavier Powell
Fuck off you abelist shitlord.
Joshua Gonzalez
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Connor Jackson
it is fucking stupid how fast some people can move a chair
keep it quiet lad i get a shit load of benefits
Owen Bailey
Austin Martinez
what's your excuse for not coming?
Ryan Davis
>Someone fit and active could easily do it in 12-13 seconds with zero training.
It's not far from the WR, to be honest
Luis Howard
>my classification
Which one?
Carter Sanders
Didn't want to get murdered.
Aaron Sanders
island
Asher Scott
GOOD/GOOD!
Grayson Myers
I'm a paraplegic I'm allowed to say things
Jaxson Rodriguez
Not in Rio
Oliver Adams
I'm scared of getting robbed
Dominic Barnes
My god, change this music reeeeeee
Tyler Walker
portugal is next
Jaxon Rivera
3 econds in the 100m sprint may as well be three years desu. It's a long time relative to the distance.
Jacob Ward
T35 - T38, not sure what one I would fall into
Brody Fisher
BRAZIL X PORTUGAL OTP?
Juan Turner
Holy shit she was QT.
Liam Nelson
your loss
Luis Adams
did you cause criminal damage?
Cooper Garcia
brazilian people
Wyatt Bailey
Cerebal Palsy then?