People of Sup Forums would you hate to be my size ?

People of Sup Forums would you hate to be my size ?

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REMOV THIS WHALE

Im not that far from that your not alone friend

No

Of course, you're fucking disgusting. I have some pride in my appearance though, so I would have changed my habits before it got to that point.

are you even human at this point

i would end my life if i looked like that without hesitating

this

Of course I am :/
Abit drastic wow

Yes, I would hate to be your size.
As an added bonus, I hate you for being your size.

Who the fuck let you out of Sea World anyway?

How the fuck can u let yourself fall this low?
Go run, walk squad and all the other shit. Shave ur fucking body hair. And get some money cus u need plasticsurgery for sure.

Good luck.

this. OP needs to kill themselves promptly.

Thanks to your fat ass and the first law of thermodynamics, children in Africa are emaciated.

I guess yes, but in counterpart im very skinny..

Damn. U made me fucking think that ur a girl. Lol!! Common! Go run.

8/10 would definitely cuddle.

Seconded.

The people of Sup Forums are your size, you fat cunt.

Moar?

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10/10 would have

Show us your cock

No

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please?

>if OP was a nigger
pic related

Yes I would. I would do everything in my power to change that look. But that's my personal opinion... If you like it, roll with it. If you don't, it's really not that hard to change.

I feel like your name is George

yes, literally, roll with it.

Who told Augustus Gloop about /b?

I'm not as big. But have been getting up there. Beer belly really. I fucking hate it. Doing something about. Literally started 4 days ago. Eatting healthy etc. Don't let your self go friend.

i want to gain 40 pounds for a big fight.How do i get as fat as you OP? tell me you fat master.i need to gain 40 pounds in 4 months.

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DEAD

BUMPING give fat gain tips you fat master-

Ice cream and double cream and milk mixed for a milkshake

thicc af

>eat small portions, but often
>drink water, cut out sugary drinks
>eat fruits whenever you want snacks
>regular exercise (start light and
I weigh about 20kg less than you I think, and I try and keep this routine. It makes life easier on a day to day basis.

how much do you weigh?

Why not bro come on

who are you? OP? also this is not even 1000 kcals

I weigh about 286lbs

Yeah i would hate to be a fat lazy faggot

Nope. I'd like a belly to play around with

OP you fucking slut.how do i gain 40 lbs quick? what you eat and how much to get that fatty

The double cream alone is like 1000 cal

>how much do you weigh?

enough to know that I'm a fat wobbly shit

foods with alot of fat in them.
theres a fucking label and everything

yea but how much of course if it is a box of cream

i am 149lbs and i want to get to 187 for a huge fight in may. if not im kill.

I'm bigger than you, faggot. If it bothers you, lose weight. If it doesn't bother you, enjoy your life and early death. Simple as, son

seriously dude, if that is you, you know you can change it. youve been told all that many times. so clearly for whatever reason you cant or wont.
if it was me.. id start embracing that "bear" or "teddy bear" life. some girls are into that.
not many.. but some

a better question to ask is: what DON'T you eat?

eat alot and workout alot.
eat before you sleep too.

its really that simple

you mean girls that get dick elsewhere...

Since op didnt show his cock I will

if they got dick elsewhere then you arent after them cause they are taken.
no. its a serious rarity but some girls are actually into bigger dudes. just keep yourself from the "im so fat i cant even roll out of bed anymore" phase. and stay positive. embrace being the "bear". although you may still want to work out some. build up some muscle to back that weight up.
no i think you could find someone easily that way.

I don't.

you're like a hairless version of me, wanna fuck hairy you?

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What..? What are you..

no, when you're THAT fat, your girl gets dick elsewhere.

See: His girl gets dick elsewhere, because his dick is NOWHERE.

lol bro what the fuck. im boutta get my dick hard hold up

KYS Ham Planet

ugh. why do i try

tbh i think he would make a decent fat chick cd. id fuck that squishy mess if its shaved

>dietary fat makes you fat
Found the fucking retard.

This thread just took an alarming turn for the worse.

Which one of you is the sperm whale?

don't hate us because you're against hairy doppleganger sex.

Nice

Trust, theres about 600 combined reasons to hate the two of you.

I actually have dick

I'd watch you to go at it.

You sure? Whens the last time you saw it?

Like everyday ?

>DEAD
go back to twitter, faggot

I'd want to do something about it real fucking soon thats for sure....

HOW DO YOU EVEN FAP?

with his hand. zomg you guys are heartless.
becky was right about this place

No, I mean a REAL dick. Just because theres one part of you that isn't flabby, doesn't mean its a dick.

I'm fatter than you are, OP. So no, I wouldn't hate to be your size. I hate being MY size.

Eyyyyy I feel like I would have a decent dick if i wasn't about to die of a cardiovascular disease

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didnt upload because im a dumb fat slut

show becky's tits or get the fuck out, whiny bitch.

never change Sup Forums..

I'd pork the both of you/10

You got a good looking cock.

good lord. The excavation must have been grueling. This makes me so sick to my stomach that I think only your stomach has the ability to suffer it.

What are you? 280 to 300 lbs...? Fuck, OP. I WISH I was your size. I'm 376 lbs.... Sure, I am 6'9" but I'm still a huge fat ass. I would love to be your size.

Stop wishing and do something about it. You're a one-man 'occupy' movement.

Seriously man, in a year or so you can reach your ideal weight. Try it.

>Occupy KFC
>Occupy Taco Bell
>Occupy Applebee's
>Occupy Most Streets

sage

Thanks bro, maybe now I wont kill myself

Care to enlighten me on HOW? I'm a poorfag, so eating health is difficult because healthy food is the most expensive food there is... I also have neck, back, and knee problems... so exercising is very difficult. I'm a fat lard ass because of those issues. I don't know how to get around them to better myself.

Nope, look like me:-) Stay happy, and everybody likes you;-)

saging

I fucking did it again.
As you can also see energy drinks are my downfall

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I like that angle. You get a good view of your sexy belly and cock.

Holy shit op, I weigh 350 ish and don't look like that, are you like 4 feet tall or some shit?
>6'6" here

Why don't you lock yourself up in your room for 2 weeks or more with only water and a bucket?
You're clearly an addict.